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#495 - stonedhamster (11/04/2013) [-]
Gold.
User avatar #492 - reeshee (08/11/2011) [-]
You smile and turn on the conveyor at your register as a new customer approaches

"Is this lane open?"

That **** happens to me so much it makes me want to punch babies.

Also, I actually don't mind when they give exact change, but that's just me.
User avatar #493 to #492 - olinerocks (08/11/2011) [-]
this happened to me all the time. it reached the point where i just started pointing to my sign. On my last day a rude customer (regular) asked if I was open and I just asked "Can you read?" and pointed to the sign.
User avatar #490 - killbob (08/11/2011) [-]
So much sarcasm

i love it
#489 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
Item doesn't scan.

"Oh! That means I get it for free!"
#487 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
People get angry when their "favorite" product has been gone for years and they are just finding out
User avatar #494 to #487 - twinklemagic (08/11/2011) [-]
I work at ColdStone, and this happens CONSTANTLY with our monthly flavors. See: MONTHLY.

"That was my favorite flavor! It's all I ever get here and I was here LAST WEEK!"

"That's nice, we haven't had it for a year and a half."
#483 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
me to Mexican customer "can i help you find something?" *nods* "thank you" me " um what the **** i asked if you needed help. learn ******* English"

me to Mexicans trying on shoes " what size do you need" stupid Mexican"Siete" me "if i spoke Spanish i would have ******* asked in Spanish now tell me your god damn size so i can understand you"
#482 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
or the ******* Mexicans who come in at 8:59 and just browse for 20 mins while we close the security gate and start sweeping and cleaning? "Attention Big 5 customers, we closed 5 mins ago. GET YOUR **** AND GET YOUR ASS OUT MY STORE. I WANNA ******* GO HOME SOME TIME THIS CENTURY! Thank you for shopping your local Big 5 and have wonderful rest of your night."
#481 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
What about the people who come in just before closing and decide they want to play catch? Their excuse..."I need to try out these mitts so I can decide which one is perfect."
User avatar #495 to #481 - twinklemagic (08/11/2011) [-]
Or costumers who come in just before close, you lock the door behind them, and they ******* LET IN other costumers as your trying to ring them out!? D<<<

Bitch, you realize the door isn't locked by accident, right?
#480 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
my favorite is when people come in to try on shoes and they're wearing flip flops. like did you not come to this store to buy SHOES for Christ's sake? think ahead. or they bring all 7 of their children in and want two different shoes for each ******* kid? and on top of it no parent ever seems to know their child shoe size. They're wearing shoes now what ******* size are they?
#479 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
I work at Big5, we mostly sell shoes...People will ask, do you have this shoe in a 9? "Let me check...I don't have that size, we have an 8 and then the next size we have is a 10." "Oh, well do you have a 9?" No ******* , I just told you I didn't!
User avatar #475 - Ashoka (08/10/2011) [-]
I ******* love this
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#473 - sxelifer (08/10/2011) [-]
TOO . . . MUCH . . . TRUTH!! My personal hate is when a customer comes in and just says the word of whatever they're after - "excuse me sir do you need a hand" - "brake pads" I work in a halfords and i just love ******* with them my reply is normally something like- "what about them" or "mhm for your car or a bicycle" or " Yeah we have some" or show them the wall where they're kept and dont bother looking on the computer to see a set that will match their car. Customer gawks at the wall for 20 mins randomly picking them up out of boxes "durrr"
User avatar #472 - andrewjla (08/10/2011) [-]
I thumbed up cuz I work at a movie theater and know this feeling...just one thing I have to say: PEOPLE ARE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #484 to #472 - andrewjla (08/10/2011) [-]
I once had a customer look at the lit up RESTROOM sign then look at me asking "Where are the restrooms?" My thought: "YOU JUST ******* LOOKED AT THE SIGN THAT SAID RESTROOMS YOU ******* IDIOT! WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY ARE?!?" I just pointed in the direction with a poker face on...
User avatar #471 - thecapnjake (08/10/2011) [-]
If I had a nickel for every time I heard this "I just made it this morning!" **** , I'd rent out my properties to Bill Gates and pay Steve Jobs to lick my dog's nuts. "Haha I just made it this morn-" "BITCH I WILL CALL THE GODDAMN TREASURY DEPARTMENT, TURN THIS ******* BILL IN, AND HAVE YOU INVESTIGATED IF YOU FINISH THAT ******* JOKE!!! G.T.F.O. NOW." I get so ******* tired of that **** .
User avatar #470 - PFCMadness ONLINE (08/10/2011) [-]
My god... it's uncanny!
It's almost like working Maintenance for Walmart, without the soul-crushing depression and existentialism.

Also: "Just finished mopping floors. Flood of customers walk all over it"
User avatar #469 - Mebeshe (08/10/2011) [-]
I work at a certain Theme Park where "More Flags Means Fun". I got this question: "Do the stairs for 'Superman' go up as well as down?"

I swear to God I almost hit them with my dustpan and smothered them with my rag.

I told them it depends on which way they're going.
#467 - turkeypatty (08/10/2011) [-]
Never seen this meme before. Funny :D
#465 - diddleriddles (08/10/2011) [-]
My reaction to every customer at work.
My reaction to every customer at work.
User avatar #468 to #465 - calientechica (08/10/2011) [-]
that's how i feel when im reading back people's orders and they drive off in the middle of my sentence.....My solution: fill there drinks up with mostly ice, so they get pissed off when they take one drink, and its gone
User avatar #464 - calientechica (08/10/2011) [-]
lol the manager one just happened to mine today lol some customer walked in the store while the lobby was getting remodeled and couldn't understand why we had the lobby closed, so she came through the drive through and asked for the manager because the other guy was rude. my manager words to her while she was inside the store: "i'm sorry ma'm we actually have the lobby closed right now due to modeling, the only reason the door is open is to let the construction workers in." Lady:"well you should probably put a sign up, then, huh?" everyone looks past here to the door with the sign hanging up saying the lobby is closed.... "we do"
User avatar #466 to #464 - calientechica (08/10/2011) [-]
*remodeling
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