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Earth sucks

This is what the world is coming to? *sigh*
omg top 20! Sum' bish..W0000
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2464760/Not+rap/

will ? .lrm" 12 yrs
tallinn Bf . r by atn
15 ‘yrs ! t shes Mill
gla! but ' still flirt MRI?
all the girls in nu;
parties every‘ sat. and party‘ at church
be atheist.
luv elttil% and '
ml, black; pm because they scare me.
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#26 - stebok (08/09/2011) [+] (29 replies)
I new a kid like that (he even looks like him in the pic) that lived across the street from me. I came to the point where he would come over to my house to visit me (he's 14, I'm 19). I normally didn't talk to him and would lock him out of my room while he was hang down stairs watching TV (because his parents weren't home and he had nothing else to do). One day, I stumbled upon his facebook and noticed his insanely idiotic posts and unfunny comments he made to other people. He'd always use slang, couldn't spell worth a 						****					, and cursed like a sailor (which made him look even more retarded). Observing his behavior whenever he was around, he would act the same way he did on facebook. I couldn't stand it any longer.  
  
So... one day I created an alternate facebook account and pretended I was a girl that lived near by and was the same age he was. I added him on FB and started flirting with him, pretending I was interested in him. For 2 months straight, he and I (who was pretended to be this 14 year old girl) got to 'know' each other very well and I could easily tell he wanted to 						****					 my fake identity 'girl'. So one day, I asked him if he wanted to meet up in real life and have sexy time. I asked him to buy/bring condoms (which took him over a week to buy cuz he was a pussy and was afraid to buy them) and I'd show up at his house while his parents weren't home.  
  
When the day finally came, It was around 8pm, his parents weren't going to be home until 11pm and I showed up with a black ski mask, dressed completely in black. As soon as he opened the door, I leaped inside, gagged his mouth with a sock (that I masturbated in before I came to his house) and shut the door. I pinned him on the floor with my body weight and told him that I knew where he lived and that I'd come over to his house if he doesn't stop acting like a little 						*******					 faggot. I altered my voice so he wouldn't recognize it.
I new a kid like that (he even looks like him in the pic) that lived across the street from me. I came to the point where he would come over to my house to visit me (he's 14, I'm 19). I normally didn't talk to him and would lock him out of my room while he was hang down stairs watching TV (because his parents weren't home and he had nothing else to do). One day, I stumbled upon his facebook and noticed his insanely idiotic posts and unfunny comments he made to other people. He'd always use slang, couldn't spell worth a **** , and cursed like a sailor (which made him look even more retarded). Observing his behavior whenever he was around, he would act the same way he did on facebook. I couldn't stand it any longer.

So... one day I created an alternate facebook account and pretended I was a girl that lived near by and was the same age he was. I added him on FB and started flirting with him, pretending I was interested in him. For 2 months straight, he and I (who was pretended to be this 14 year old girl) got to 'know' each other very well and I could easily tell he wanted to **** my fake identity 'girl'. So one day, I asked him if he wanted to meet up in real life and have sexy time. I asked him to buy/bring condoms (which took him over a week to buy cuz he was a pussy and was afraid to buy them) and I'd show up at his house while his parents weren't home.

When the day finally came, It was around 8pm, his parents weren't going to be home until 11pm and I showed up with a black ski mask, dressed completely in black. As soon as he opened the door, I leaped inside, gagged his mouth with a sock (that I masturbated in before I came to his house) and shut the door. I pinned him on the floor with my body weight and told him that I knew where he lived and that I'd come over to his house if he doesn't stop acting like a little ******* faggot. I altered my voice so he wouldn't recognize it.
#126 - Hondket (08/09/2011) [+] (3 replies)
******* TROOOOOLLING! thats the kid that scared away a moose with moves he learned from wow
#36 - eyeofsauron (08/09/2011) [-]
" I love Jesus, but I don't know, I might be atheist."


#457 - rubberpig (08/09/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Translation: I am a 12yr old boy. I have an awkward time talking to girls. I have a girlfriend on my Webkinz account. I also get picked on everytime I talk to a girl a school. I go to my friend's house to play Mario Kart every Saturday. When I go to church I fall asleep. I love Jesus. I say I should be Atheist to be cool. I say i'm bi-sexual so people will pay attention to me. I experimented with my friend at Band Camp even though its a sin. The only thing i've ever snorted is a pixie stick. I love the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and Justin Bieber. I have no black friends because its cool to be racist. Follow me ok!?
#576 - grundo (08/09/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I call ******** .
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#248 - tristansmith (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah and I'm 10, bench press 500 pounds, and dating this 25 year old with big tits; already had 3 kids with her. I can support the kids though, I got my masters degree in law at Harvard and I'm the head of my law firm. Best lawyer in California, but you obviously know that already. Gotta go now, my wife won't stop bugging me about how she wants my 27 inch PENIS inside of her. Peace.
Yeah and I'm 10, bench press 500 pounds, and dating this 25 year old with big tits; already had 3 kids with her. I can support the kids though, I got my masters degree in law at Harvard and I'm the head of my law firm. Best lawyer in California, but you obviously know that already. Gotta go now, my wife won't stop bugging me about how she wants my 27 inch PENIS inside of her. Peace.
#149 - trolocaust (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
That's the kid from this news story. So this is most likely a joke.
#387 - mrvegeta (08/09/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I thought I recognized the picture, and than it hit it me!
I remember seeing it on some online news, it's the picture of that Norwegian boy who saved his sister with WoW skills.

I made a google search, and what do you know, I found this.
You can google it if you think it's fake.

So, this profile on I think a dating website, is completely fake and made by someone with too much time on their hands, like me.
#420 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
This is the same little boy from that article about how he saved his sister from a moose using things he learned from WoW. He was 12 years old then too. So this is hopefully fake.
#307 - skyggedrengen (08/09/2011) [+] (6 replies)
This is fake as hell...

The picture is taken from the article about the norwegian boy who saved hes sister from a moose, with the use of world of warcraft....

Check it out yourself
#185 - hauntzor (08/09/2011) [-]
"i luv jesus. but i dunno i might be atheist. im bisexual, but i'll never touch another boy cuz it's a sin."

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, YOU ******* *******
#537 - CatsGoBark (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Okay, I'll follow you.
#542 - ilikethat (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
this is 15 year old girlfriend
#422 - somekoreanguy (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#136 - voidgangsta (08/09/2011) [-]
I hate the youth of today. So immature it's unbearable...  
  
Here's a .gif representing my pain
I hate the youth of today. So immature it's unbearable...

Here's a .gif representing my pain
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#224 to #220 - hauntzor (08/09/2011) [-]
Wow! You get high and smoke at such a fresh, young age! You must be the coolest kid in school!! I'm so jealous.
#153 - fried (08/09/2011) [+] (3 replies)
im 12 well 13 august 15th but that kid is freaking crazy
User avatar #155 to #153 - thecrazysandwich (08/09/2011) [-]
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