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girl help 004

GIRL
HELP
at sleepovers, if you wonder
what they talk about, quit
worrying. it really is only you.
pl. CCA,
if you catch a girl staring, it is
most likely because she is spacing
out, not because she really stares at
you. unless she smi' when you
notice. then you either look really
hot, or she likes you.
your girl likes it when you hold
her when she is crying. Us good to
feel loved and safe.
don' t go to her friends to talk
about her. go straight to her.
don' t tell her you lover her
unless you are positive you mean it.
if she doesn' t say it back, Us just
that she really wants to meam it
when she says it. don' t say it right
away, then it shows lack of
commitment.
girls like for their hands to be
held and their waists to be
touched.
your girl likes it when you kiss
her hands and cheeks and
forehead, youjust shove your
tongue down her throat. she does
like to breath.
they like it when you' re
tender, but don' t lose your
masculinity.
do chivalrous things when she
least expects it.
as surprising as it may be,
while guys might actually look at
personality, the first thing girls
look at tends to be looks. they
aren' t going to see you and think,
wonder what his personality is
like.” terrible, but true.
if she loves you, and you are
hurt on the basketball court, rolling
on the floor in pain, she is hurting
more just watching you.
girls love it when you get
nervous around them. it' s adorable.
don' t think you have to be Mr. Cool
Guy all the time.
don' t play hard to get. she will
get bored and move on.
if you don' t call her, then she
will spend hours thinking about
why you never called, and she will
waste a lot of time thinking about
it, eventually coming to the
conclusion that she doesn' t like you
anymore.
girls lose interest quickly if you
lead them on but never take
action.
girls might seem to flirt a lot,
but a girl always thinks about the
one guy she really likes right before
she falls asleep.
when a girl likes a guy, she
subconsciously gives him a song
that makes her think of him
wvwry time she hears it.
if you do the same thing as
girls, tell her what song reminds
you of her.
randomly compliment girls in
conversations. if you' re talking
about sports, be like "Oh, by the
way, that shirt really made your
eyes look green today.” it totally
theroys them off, and they love it.
ask them about how they are
doing every once in a while, and at
least pretend to be interested.
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#35 - beasttt (08/09/2011) [+] (11 replies)
#58 - macsauce (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
1. Go to random basketball court  
2. Make sure hot girl is present  
3. Shoot self in femur and roll around on the court  
4. Hot female will feel 10x the pain you do  
5. ??????????  
6. Profit
1. Go to random basketball court
2. Make sure hot girl is present
3. Shoot self in femur and roll around on the court
4. Hot female will feel 10x the pain you do
5. ??????????
6. Profit
User avatar #274 - kesolukt (08/09/2011) [-]
Happens to me wvwry time
#66 - skyboy (08/09/2011) [-]
or you could be yourself and get a girl that likes you for who you are...
#512 - OwOmon (08/09/2011) [-]
''That shirt really made your eyes look green today''




She has brown eyes
#196 - SupernaturalIsFtw (08/09/2011) [-]
I think I'll stick with my hand.
#85 - zakzak (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
any one notice how it is 004.
that means it could go over 100 posts..
#43 - vrox (08/09/2011) [-]
80 rules.... **** that
User avatar #411 - makiener (08/09/2011) [+] (8 replies)
*clears throat*

SHUT.
THE.
**** .
UP.

All you're doing is making girls look like ******* needy bitches (which some are). 80 ******* things. 8- ******** 0. If it takes 80 ******* things to make you happy, you need to REEVALUATE YOUR ******* LIFE.

YES, I MAD.
#44 - akainu (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"believe it or not, girls look at looks before personality"

#493 - Middi (08/09/2011) [-]
the things really start to annoy me._.
as a girl, a lot of these statements are completely off.
I never flirt, i dislike holding peoples hands, i dont really like masculinity that much... random compliments seem weird to me, and i dont even like calling people anyway ._.

Ahwell.
#296 - Millybays (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'm just gonna throw this one in here.
Learn how to massage properly, with oils and **** .
Bitches love massage.
#291 - gjtz (08/09/2011) [-]
OP, I'm going to have to ask that you hand over your man card.
User avatar #590 - Nizmo (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I tried number 79 once. She got hella mad. Turns out her eyes were brown.
#559 - yerfunkedmama (08/09/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#240 - Sketchar (08/09/2011) [-]
Implying I have a girlfriend, or know how to get one.
User avatar #42 - marmalaid (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
So girls can be judgemental of appearances but guys can't? You're a truly shallow person, op. You're exactly the kind of bitch that makes women look bad.
User avatar #360 - DaCrazyOne (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
this is why I rape.
#41 - trollerz (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
****					 bitches, I got minecraft!
**** bitches, I got minecraft!
#535 - Jenkinhimer (08/09/2011) [-]
>MFW people think these tips are helpful in any way, shape, or form.  
  
  
Seriously, a relationship doesn't mean worrying about things like 'Remember to kiss her hands and forehead' and 'Don't forget to do chivalrous things for her!'  
  
						*******					 kids thinking they know what love or a real relationship is. Kids meaning around 15-25. Being 18 doesn't magically make you smarter.  
  
You want a tip? You love her personality, she loves being around you, you have a connection. You can't explain or make stupid little tips for love. That's why it's love, god-dammit.
>MFW people think these tips are helpful in any way, shape, or form.


Seriously, a relationship doesn't mean worrying about things like 'Remember to kiss her hands and forehead' and 'Don't forget to do chivalrous things for her!'

******* kids thinking they know what love or a real relationship is. Kids meaning around 15-25. Being 18 doesn't magically make you smarter.

You want a tip? You love her personality, she loves being around you, you have a connection. You can't explain or make stupid little tips for love. That's why it's love, god-dammit.
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