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girl help 004

at sleepovers, if you wonder
what they talk about, quit
worrying. it really is only you.
pl. CCA,
if you catch a girl staring, it is
most likely because she is spacing
out, not because she really stares at
you. unless she smi' when you
notice. then you either look really
hot, or she likes you.
your girl likes it when you hold
her when she is crying. Us good to
feel loved and safe.
don' t go to her friends to talk
about her. go straight to her.
don' t tell her you lover her
unless you are positive you mean it.
if she doesn' t say it back, Us just
that she really wants to meam it
when she says it. don' t say it right
away, then it shows lack of
girls like for their hands to be
held and their waists to be
your girl likes it when you kiss
her hands and cheeks and
forehead, youjust shove your
tongue down her throat. she does
like to breath.
they like it when you' re
tender, but don' t lose your
do chivalrous things when she
least expects it.
as surprising as it may be,
while guys might actually look at
personality, the first thing girls
look at tends to be looks. they
aren' t going to see you and think,
wonder what his personality is
like.” terrible, but true.
if she loves you, and you are
hurt on the basketball court, rolling
on the floor in pain, she is hurting
more just watching you.
girls love it when you get
nervous around them. it' s adorable.
don' t think you have to be Mr. Cool
Guy all the time.
don' t play hard to get. she will
get bored and move on.
if you don' t call her, then she
will spend hours thinking about
why you never called, and she will
waste a lot of time thinking about
it, eventually coming to the
conclusion that she doesn' t like you
girls lose interest quickly if you
lead them on but never take
girls might seem to flirt a lot,
but a girl always thinks about the
one guy she really likes right before
she falls asleep.
when a girl likes a guy, she
subconsciously gives him a song
that makes her think of him
wvwry time she hears it.
if you do the same thing as
girls, tell her what song reminds
you of her.
randomly compliment girls in
conversations. if you' re talking
about sports, be like "Oh, by the
way, that shirt really made your
eyes look green today.” it totally
theroys them off, and they love it.
ask them about how they are
doing every once in a while, and at
least pretend to be interested.
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User avatar #597 - Tigresse (08/10/2011) [-]
Ha ha, I'd love to see the one for guy advice!
User avatar #590 - Nizmo (08/09/2011) [-]
I tried number 79 once. She got hella mad. Turns out her eyes were brown.
User avatar #594 to #590 - rjgnal ONLINE (08/10/2011) [-]
oh, give this guy a freakin medal!
#588 - slandersalamander ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
User avatar #585 - iamrexraptor (08/09/2011) [-]
#584 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
71 is ******** , the pain of watching it can't be the same pain as that of a few broken bones and probably some internal bleeding
#582 - mandrakemolotov (08/09/2011) [-]
Just gonna point out that I don't like guys who are chivalrous.
And that most the rest of this is ******** . Everyone notices looks first because you find that out at a glance. You can't just see someone and know their personality.
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User avatar #586 to #580 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
yes they are.
#577 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
take this ******** to /soc/
this is funnyjunk ******
#576 - thesuttenburger (08/09/2011) [-]
i stopped after number 70. "while guys might actually look at personality..." that's utter ******** that only guys look for personality. have you ever seen the football playing douche bags who date the ******* cheerleaders. it goes both way, you sound so ignorant. i can't believe this is on front page, it is so dumb.
User avatar #575 - personinpajamas (08/09/2011) [-]
#66- If she's been raped I don't think she'll like being touched around the waist too much.....
#578 to #575 - personinpajamas (08/09/2011) [-]
Also 78, If you have a short retarded girlfriend, I bet the song short bus shorty would remind you of her.
#566 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
Yep, all of this is relevant.
If you're in ******* middle school.
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#572 to #569 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
True. I love how in middle school this was my favorite site and now that I'm in highschool I go on 4chan more XD I'm outgrowing fj. Sad sad sad. (It will always hold a special place in my heart)
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#562 - PapaRhino (08/09/2011) [-]
I only like my woman to think about what kind of sandwich i want.
User avatar #560 - chickenonasandwich (08/09/2011) [-]
81. Learn 4 chords on guitar, and play dozens of songs.
User avatar #564 to #559 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
lol it took me 4 minutes to realize that's buck weet. (dont know if i spelled it right)
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#555 - lawlsguild (08/09/2011) [-]

Half of these are ******* ******** .

<--- I'd rather stick with making love to this than take that retarded of advice.
#553 - nicksteffa (08/09/2011) [-]
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#551 - Snafu Bohica (08/09/2011) [-]
Re: 78  
&quot;Hey babe, do you know what song reminds me of you?&quot;  
&quot;I'm in love with a stripper&quot;  
*In the doghouse*  
&quot;Totally worth it
Re: 78

"Hey babe, do you know what song reminds me of you?"
"I'm in love with a stripper"

*In the doghouse*
"Totally worth it
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