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girl help 004

GIRL
HELP
at sleepovers, if you wonder
what they talk about, quit
worrying. it really is only you.
pl. CCA,
if you catch a girl staring, it is
most likely because she is spacing
out, not because she really stares at
you. unless she smi' when you
notice. then you either look really
hot, or she likes you.
your girl likes it when you hold
her when she is crying. Us good to
feel loved and safe.
don' t go to her friends to talk
about her. go straight to her.
don' t tell her you lover her
unless you are positive you mean it.
if she doesn' t say it back, Us just
that she really wants to meam it
when she says it. don' t say it right
away, then it shows lack of
commitment.
girls like for their hands to be
held and their waists to be
touched.
your girl likes it when you kiss
her hands and cheeks and
forehead, youjust shove your
tongue down her throat. she does
like to breath.
they like it when you' re
tender, but don' t lose your
masculinity.
do chivalrous things when she
least expects it.
as surprising as it may be,
while guys might actually look at
personality, the first thing girls
look at tends to be looks. they
aren' t going to see you and think,
wonder what his personality is
like.” terrible, but true.
if she loves you, and you are
hurt on the basketball court, rolling
on the floor in pain, she is hurting
more just watching you.
girls love it when you get
nervous around them. it' s adorable.
don' t think you have to be Mr. Cool
Guy all the time.
don' t play hard to get. she will
get bored and move on.
if you don' t call her, then she
will spend hours thinking about
why you never called, and she will
waste a lot of time thinking about
it, eventually coming to the
conclusion that she doesn' t like you
anymore.
girls lose interest quickly if you
lead them on but never take
action.
girls might seem to flirt a lot,
but a girl always thinks about the
one guy she really likes right before
she falls asleep.
when a girl likes a guy, she
subconsciously gives him a song
that makes her think of him
wvwry time she hears it.
if you do the same thing as
girls, tell her what song reminds
you of her.
randomly compliment girls in
conversations. if you' re talking
about sports, be like "Oh, by the
way, that shirt really made your
eyes look green today.” it totally
theroys them off, and they love it.
ask them about how they are
doing every once in a while, and at
least pretend to be interested.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#35 - beasttt
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User avatar #48 to #40 - theaftermath
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Everyone has google chrome. according to a lot of people it is the best browser to use when you are just surfing the web. Mozilla is better for work stuff in my opinion, although i think it can be used for both
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User avatar #52 to #49 - theaftermath
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windows 7 comes with an app called snipping tool in which the user is able to make a screenshot easily.
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#440 to #53 - skinsufc
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Does it really matter?
User avatar #595 to #53 - beasttt
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It's time to stop posting.
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User avatar #593 to #49 - beasttt
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yes...i did
#414 to #35 - anon id: b1fe616c
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>"Learn how to make a screenshot" in tabs

Oh boy, someone's learning to use the computer
User avatar #592 to #414 - beasttt
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**** that's embarrassing
#58 - macsauce
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1. Go to random basketball court  
2. Make sure hot girl is present  
3. Shoot self in femur and roll around on the court  
4. Hot female will feel 10x the pain you do  
5. ??????????  
6. Profit
1. Go to random basketball court
2. Make sure hot girl is present
3. Shoot self in femur and roll around on the court
4. Hot female will feel 10x the pain you do
5. ??????????
6. Profit
#202 to #58 - gummybearmurderer
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Comment Picture
#174 to #58 - uberender
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Made me lol. Super thumb for you.
Made me lol. Super thumb for you.
User avatar #274 - kesolukt
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Happens to me wvwry time
#66 - skyboy
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or you could be yourself and get a girl that likes you for who you are...
#512 - OwOmon
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''That shirt really made your eyes look green today''




She has brown eyes
#196 - SupernaturalIsFtw
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I think I'll stick with my hand.
#85 - zakzak
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any one notice how it is 004.
that means it could go over 100 posts..
User avatar #92 to #85 - donekilledyou
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I think OP just wants to make 6 real posts. Then a 7th "Be James Bond" one.
#43 - vrox
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80 rules....**** that
User avatar #411 - makiener
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*clears throat*

SHUT.
THE.
****.
UP.

All you're doing is making girls look like ******* needy bitches (which some are). 80 ******* things. 8-********0. If it takes 80 ******* things to make you happy, you need to REEVALUATE YOUR ******* LIFE.

YES, I MAD.
User avatar #415 to #411 - MusicalWeasel
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chill dude.......ive noticed its mostly true.......atleast with the girls i was with in HS.
User avatar #419 to #415 - makiener
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No. Just no. I'll stop myself from raping you with grammar corrections, but I WILL say that this is total bull ****, and anyone who's been on FJ for more than a couple months should realize that things shouldn't get posted for being "true". If that's your logic, I can go into MS Paint, write "BANANAS ARE ******* YELLOW." and get front page.
#426 to #419 - CreatureofDeath
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User avatar #427 to #419 - MusicalWeasel
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grmmr s earelefant as lng s u gt the pont im tryn 2 m4k3
User avatar #425 to #415 - jazzii
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listen to this dude, it is mostly true ^
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User avatar #417 to #411 - magnolius
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Took the words right out of my mouth.
#44 - akainu
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"believe it or not, girls look at looks before personality"

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