A to Z guide for zombie survival. give thumbs where needed<br /> EDIT: Thanks for front page friends.. "nothing is sexy when its covered in blood" has this person ever met somebody that goes to 4chan?
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A to Z guide for zombie survival

give thumbs where needed<br />
EDIT: Thanks for front page friends

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Submitted: 03/04/2010
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User avatar #82 - DannyStonez (03/04/2010) [-]
"nothing is sexy when its covered in blood"
has this person ever met somebody that goes to 4chan?
User avatar #39 - amagicalhoers (03/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i dont agree with the vampire statement... some vampires are cool, but not ******* cullen
User avatar #1 - grail (03/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Wait... no hours of extra traveling, no Mirelurk infiltration, no library scavenging, no nuka cola caps, no rad poisoning, no mine fields, no mainframe hacking... I can just have this survival guide? For free?
User avatar #61 - superchucknorris (03/04/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Don't forget to double tap
User avatar #100 - Pedobear Attack (03/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
D should be double tap :)
#178 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Half of 4chan would disagree at the "nothing is sexy when it's covered in blood" line.
User avatar #180 to #178 - IronicBeet (03/05/2010) [-]
You mean *All* of 4chan.
User avatar #122 - SMITHattack (03/05/2010) [+] (7 replies)
**SMITHattack rolls 2** if a 2 or 7 i will cut my dick off and eat it
#191 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/05/2010) [+] (10 replies)
he forgot double tap
User avatar #35 - Zocoria (03/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I like how everyone believes they are well prepared for a zombie apocalypse! If a zombie apocalypse does happen, we can see who is separated into what groups: The survivalists, or the clingers.. The clingers are all those who don't know what to do and cling to people who seem to know what they are doing. DON'T have clingers in your Kick Ass Zombie Party, they will kill you. One moment you are running from zombies and the clingers cling to you so they don't fall behind, then you can't move because the clingers have clung! DON'T LET THE CLINGERS CLING!!!
User avatar #50 - TheAdolfHitler (03/04/2010) [+] (8 replies)
What sucks about zombies is that Gas chambers will not have an effect on them.
However, I can still hide in my HQ.
AN HQ BUILT OF 100% LEGO?
How cool is that?
User avatar #34 - valador (03/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This is why we have Zombie Survial Guides. Yes, they do exist.
User avatar #24 - ThatBoy (03/04/2010) [-]
I rather be zombie than edward cullen, or especially cullen's **** buddy -.-
User avatar #23 - YourMomsHero (03/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
if they are zombies i wanna know how fast they can run...because i dont want to see them running like the things from I-AM-LEGEND...if they are like that then there is no hope
User avatar #31 - JustAGamer (03/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**JustAGamer rolls 539,471,861**
makes me wanna play L4D all of a sudden
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/04/2010) [-]
i think its time to Nut Up... or Shut Up..
User avatar #214 - in rainbows (03/05/2010) [+] (3 replies)
does it make me paranoid/crazy because i actually believe in zombies?
my gf says theyre not real, and never will be......i disagree.
User avatar #108 - patriotic canadian (03/05/2010) [+] (12 replies)
HOW COULD YOU NOT MENTION CARS AND SEMI TRUCKS?


alright ill fill ya in


User avatar #109 to #108 - patriotic canadian (03/05/2010) [-]
**** ,

anyway.

always fortify your cars windows with steel mesh.

its easy to see out of, and when you turn that green son-ova-bitch into roadkill, he wont come smashing into your cabin and splatter you with zombie virus.

REMOVE the rear seats. unless its a transport car.

you NEED your guns FAST in this situations ladies and gentlemen. dont get caught un-armed here.

AUTO IS BEST.

would you want a semi auto machine gun?

NO! OF COURSE YOU DONT.

so dont go the same with a car. odds are you suck at driving. an auto transmission takes your mind off of the clutch and onto the road.

following the same rules Semi trucks are for EXPERT DRIVERS ONLY.

not only do they slide and flip, but they have TWO count em' two gear boxes. all manual.

yes its firepower. hight and genreal badassery make up for thier shortfallings

but you have to be ******* good to drive a semi.


also, gas should NOT be an issue.

billions of people left thier cars behind with full tanks

always carry a syphon
User avatar #33 - seoulspirit (03/04/2010) [-]
E-jaculate
It burns their skin off >:D
#32 - Kingsly ONLINE (03/04/2010) [-]
I still follow the last bullet rule (left out of Zombieland)
Never use your last bullet, for cases of certain death or infection.
User avatar #14 - jalthelas (03/04/2010) [+] (3 replies)
same here lol its like greenish... the thumbs up and thumbs down buttons were both gray... i was like wtf??? but then it went away... i cant login still im pissed!
User avatar #15 to #14 - jalthelas (03/04/2010) [-]
what the **** ? it says im not logged in but i am
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