An FJ Classic. I remember this from a couple years back on FJ haha.. Dear , You must be surprised that I' m writing To you Today, the 26th of December. Well, I
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An FJ Classic

I remember this from a couple years back on FJ haha.

Dear ,
You must be surprised that I' m writing To you Today, the 26th of December.
Well, I would very much like To clear up certain things that have occurred since
the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letters. I
asked for, a bicycle, an electric Train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football
uniform.
I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my
class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I' m not going To lie To you,
There was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better, than me, with my
parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands,
and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within
reach that I would not do for, humanity.
What balls do you have leaving me a ******* , a stupid whistle and a pair of
socks. What the **** were you Thinking, you fat son of a bitch, that you' taken
me for, a sucker the whole ******* year' To come out with some **** like this under
the Tree. As if you hadn' t ****** me enough, you gave that little faggot across the
street so many Toys that he can' T even walk into his house.
Please don' t let me see you Trying To fit your' big fat ass down my chimney next
year. I' ll **** you up. I' ll Throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them
away so you' ll have To walk back To the ******* North Pole, just like what I have
To do now since you didn' t get me that ******* bike. **** you, Sata. Next year'
you' ll find out how bad I can be, you fat !
Sincerely,
Little Johnny
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Submitted: 08/08/2011
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#1 - fuckmeinthebutt (08/08/2011) [-]
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User avatar #2 - lovestospoodge (08/08/2011) [-]
Couple years???
I remember reading this back in 1st grade (2001)!
That and the poopie list and the "this will make you cry" story
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