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CARL HELP
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CARL.
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BE HONEST!
DON T ONLY TELL THEM WHAT THEY WANT TO
HEAR. THEY HATE THAT.
Mar?
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Submitted: 08/08/2011
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#109 - herpingtothederp (08/09/2011) [-]
I cheat on my girlfriend every time I take a 						****					. Ok then.
I cheat on my girlfriend every time I take a **** . Ok then.
#112 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [+] (3 replies)
<- #43... what do?!?!
#121 to #112 - orangeturtle (08/09/2011) [-]
you wear this
User avatar #50 - Tigresse (08/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Wow, thanks person for making everyone think all girls are possessive, overly self-conscious and paranoid...
#27 - xodah (08/08/2011) [-]
These lists have such a ridiculous amount of lethally obvious statements and clichés that every stereotype in the world found it very offensive.
User avatar #122 - MrBamf (08/09/2011) [+] (12 replies)
I'm probably going to get Cool Story Bro'd, but I'd just thought I would share a relationship story of mine. This year I met amazing girl from Illinois with the most wonderful personality and the most beautiful red hair you could possibly imagine. We got to know each other decently well, and I eventually developed strong feelings for her. Unfortunately, I wasn't man enough to make a move, so I just sat there and imagined what could be. Biggest mistake of my life right there. When I finally worked up the courage to get closer to her, it was already the last week of school. I was terrified to sit anywhere near her while we were at her house, let alone make a move on her. The worst part is, she looks at me and says you can kiss me if you want. So I kissed her. But, it wasn't a manly kiss. I kissed her like you would a dying grandmother, a fast, terrified kiss, as if she would die right in front of you. But, it was still one of the best kisses of my life. Even now, a few months after everything went down, I still remember it like it was yesterday. That was also the day she called me a coward for not doing anything, even though I was in love with her for months. That hurt more than anything she would do to me later. A few days after we kissed, I invited her to watch a movie and go to the park. Everything seemed great until we sat down in the park and began to talk. She told me that we couldn't be together because she was moving back to Illinois very soon, and she wasn't that interested in me. It's very difficult to explain just how crushed and broken I felt after that day, so I won't even try. I did, however, make another mistake. I got angry. Over the next few weeks, I would constantly have violent mood swings and blame her for all my problems. Just last week, I realized what I was doing to her. Because of my actions, she despises my very being, even though all I wanted was for her to love me back. It's all my fault. I wasn't good enough, and I will never see her again.
#54 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
Holy **** , stop this **** already, clearly your knowledge of dating and girls is just ripped from ****** rom-coms and other ludicrous sources.

These are not funny, nor are they informative, and frankly, they aren't even good tips.
#35 - anonymous (08/08/2011) [-]
stop telling how to feel you ******* needy bitch!!!. I really hate woman like you. and its woman like you that give females everywhere a bad name.

dont listen to this moron, treat you girl like a human and she should do the same - If shes sane enough; if she reacts retard and angry it means youve just stumbled upon another one like this cunt^^

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#467 - FatterKid (08/09/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Ah. Someone else who writes "advice" as if "girls" are a hive minded race of animals that all have the same personalities and preferences, and that taking one out can be done like putting something together, with step by step instructions that garner the same results. I love number 47, where you imply that every girl in existence cheats on her boyfriend, instead of trying to work out their issues with their significant other, or 44, that implies they all think the same things are attractive. 51 isn't even love, that's infatuation. THINKING they're in love. 54: "You're pretty" "DERP CANNOT PROCESS COMPLIMENT ERROR" 58: Make sure to annoy the **** out of them while they're trying to ******* sleep. 60: *Insert jackiechan.jpg* Really? That's ******* backwards. It contradicts a good half of the rest of the list. I'm a guy, and though I don't normally go for all this sexism **** , People who think that every girl is the same person with the same ridiculously retarded nonsense personality, are the kinds of girls who belong in the damn kitchen.
User avatar #3 - katnissftw (08/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Sir, where did you acquire this information?
#4 to #3 - juanbalcknwhite (08/08/2011) [-]
imaginationland
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#582 - umuhammad **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#270 - gummybearmurderer (08/09/2011) [+] (3 replies)
You know what I hate as a girl? Being generalized.
#613 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
...SO YOU BASICALLY TURN GAY?
#480 - KingCold (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Guys, please don't follow these they will just make you a pussy and lose any control you had in the relationship. The best way to get a girl and maintain a well balanced relationship is to be yourself and have confidence in the person you are.  The right girl will come, just be open. Love you guys.  
  
.gif slightly related.
Guys, please don't follow these they will just make you a pussy and lose any control you had in the relationship. The best way to get a girl and maintain a well balanced relationship is to be yourself and have confidence in the person you are. The right girl will come, just be open. Love you guys.

.gif slightly related.
#282 - laylafj (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Im a girl and none of this is true. I honestly wouldn't listen what funnyjunk has to say knowing that more than 99.99% of people on this site are forever alone.
#632 - XxCaptainPwnxX (08/09/2011) [-]
Number 1 way to impress a girl?

Don't be a douche.


Pic sorta related.
#615 - NOM NOM NOM ONLINE (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
So what happens if you do alll this at once?
#614 - ptownshugecock (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
meanwhile, at op's house
#484 - theaznpersuazn (08/09/2011) [-]
This is a lie!!!  
hump E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!
This is a lie!!!
hump E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!
#323 - lightningunicorn (08/09/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I am a member of the female gender, and I can assure you all that these women would be psycho bitches.

It's best to keep searching after a gamer nerdy chick or whatever it is that you're after.
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