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girl help 003

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#109 - herpingtothederp
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I cheat on my girlfriend every time I take a ****. Ok then.
I cheat on my girlfriend every time I take a ****. Ok then.
#112 - anon id: 3092f3ee
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<- #43... what do?!?!
User avatar #611 to #112 - rawrisme
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Don't wear anything.
#121 to #112 - orangeturtle
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you wear this
User avatar #542 to #121 - dbrak
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**dbrak rolls 974,577,318** this, sir, is how many strips of bacon you deserve
User avatar #50 - Tigresse
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Wow, thanks person for making everyone think all girls are possessive, overly self-conscious and paranoid...
#52 to #50 - EtherealNoise
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#27 - xodah
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These lists have such a ridiculous amount of lethally obvious statements and clichés that every stereotype in the world found it very offensive.
User avatar #122 - MrBamf
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I'm probably going to get Cool Story Bro'd, but I'd just thought I would share a relationship story of mine. This year I met amazing girl from Illinois with the most wonderful personality and the most beautiful red hair you could possibly imagine. We got to know each other decently well, and I eventually developed strong feelings for her. Unfortunately, I wasn't man enough to make a move, so I just sat there and imagined what could be. Biggest mistake of my life right there. When I finally worked up the courage to get closer to her, it was already the last week of school. I was terrified to sit anywhere near her while we were at her house, let alone make a move on her. The worst part is, she looks at me and says you can kiss me if you want. So I kissed her. But, it wasn't a manly kiss. I kissed her like you would a dying grandmother, a fast, terrified kiss, as if she would die right in front of you. But, it was still one of the best kisses of my life. Even now, a few months after everything went down, I still remember it like it was yesterday. That was also the day she called me a coward for not doing anything, even though I was in love with her for months. That hurt more than anything she would do to me later. A few days after we kissed, I invited her to watch a movie and go to the park. Everything seemed great until we sat down in the park and began to talk. She told me that we couldn't be together because she was moving back to Illinois very soon, and she wasn't that interested in me. It's very difficult to explain just how crushed and broken I felt after that day, so I won't even try. I did, however, make another mistake. I got angry. Over the next few weeks, I would constantly have violent mood swings and blame her for all my problems. Just last week, I realized what I was doing to her. Because of my actions, she despises my very being, even though all I wanted was for her to love me back. It's all my fault. I wasn't good enough, and I will never see her again.
#135 to #122 - chibitalex
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Come over here and let me give you a bro-hug. That sucks, man.
#151 to #122 - renjilonefox
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all i can say is that i feel so sorry for you bro
all i can say is that i feel so sorry for you bro
User avatar #594 to #122 - sneaksyoubacon
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You might imagine this as the worst thing that will ever happen in your life, but really, you have to realize that everything that is done, is done for the better and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I was in love with a redhead throughout high school and never made a move which hurt me a lot at first. But looking back I regret nothing, because I now have the fiance of my dreams and I couldn't be happier. I know that feel bro, but you need to let it go; holding on to pain inside can only harm you.
#123 to #122 - snickerfire **User deleted account**
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User avatar #127 to #122 - anonfox
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Awww....:(


Yeah, I don't even know what to say.
#128 to #122 - Mahnster
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I'm sorry, dude... :(
User avatar #132 to #122 - MrBamf
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Moral of the story is: Don't be a wuss. I had my chance and blew it. I have no one to blame but myself. Don't ever get angry. The last thing you should ever do is get angry, because it will completely destroy your relationship if you constantly get angry. Lastly, don't pity yourself. I was in a manic depressive state for over a month, completely hysterical and often crying myself to sleep at night before I realized that she doesn't give a ****. If you ****** up, you ****** up. You can't fix it. Get a grip and move on. **** man, everyone dies alone anyway
User avatar #138 to #122 - Rodghhh
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Well at least you can learn something from this...never, and I mean it, NEVER hide what you feel for someone else, and if you tell her how you feel about her do not expect anything in return, she will give you as much as she really wants to give and nothing more, and that's perfectly fine.

At least that's what I've learned when something very similar happened to me a few years ago, now I'm happy with my new girlfriend :)

And I'm sure that a lot of FJers are going all like "fags LOL" but **** that, we're living life and we're learning from it. Don't be afraid of "that girl"'s reaction. Hope this helps, saludos desde México :)
User avatar #149 to #138 - MrBamf
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There really isn't anything to learn from this. Mistakes were made, but there's nothing I can do about that, so I won't. She's happy in Illinois, without me, and I can't change that. All I can do is accept that perhaps I'm not meant to be happy
User avatar #161 to #149 - Rodghhh
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Exactly, you made mistakes but there's only 1 thing you must do now: get over it and move on. She's not the only girl in the world. And if you love her that much let her be happy wherever she is. And you gotta learn to be happy by yourself, you don't need anybody else, and if you believe otherwise, well...then you'll get hurt again.

No, it's not easy to do this **** but it's not impossible. Enjoy life, do the things you like to, DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING FROM ANYBODY and when you least expect it you'll meet the (probably) most important person on your life. And you will not expect anything from her and she will not expect nothing from you and both will be happy. The only useful advice of this post is to be honest. And not with her, just with yourself. When you're honest with yourself you'll be honest with all the people around you without even trying, believe me.
User avatar #130 to #122 - Kortuga
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I applaud your resistance to the temptation of doing an "open the door... get on the floor" thing.
User avatar #269 to #130 - stickmanz
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everybody do the dinosaur :)
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#467 - FatterKid
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Ah. Someone else who writes "advice" as if "girls" are a hive minded race of animals that all have the same personalities and preferences, and that taking one out can be done like putting something together, with step by step instructions that garner the same results. I love number 47, where you imply that every girl in existence cheats on her boyfriend, instead of trying to work out their issues with their significant other, or 44, that implies they all think the same things are attractive. 51 isn't even love, that's infatuation. THINKING they're in love. 54: "You're pretty" "DERP CANNOT PROCESS COMPLIMENT ERROR" 58: Make sure to annoy the **** out of them while they're trying to ******* sleep. 60: *Insert jackiechan.jpg* Really? That's ******* backwards. It contradicts a good half of the rest of the list. I'm a guy, and though I don't normally go for all this sexism ****, People who think that every girl is the same person with the same ridiculously retarded nonsense personality, are the kinds of girls who belong in the damn kitchen.
User avatar #497 to #467 - LordOchi
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I would thumb you up, butttt........I can't.
User avatar #479 to #467 - fathorse
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You sir, are a god.
#590 to #467 - williamz
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User avatar #603 to #467 - dovahkiiin
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Hero . . .
#478 to #467 - audiofreak
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This kid deserves a ******* medal.
This kid deserves a ******* medal.
User avatar #3 - katnissftw
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Sir, where did you acquire this information?
#4 to #3 - juanbalcknwhite [OP]
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imaginationland
User avatar #5 to #4 - katnissftw
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That is creepy
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User avatar #608 to #582 - dransem
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Everyones different, i agree with some of these but not all
#270 - gummybearmurderer
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You know what I hate as a girl? Being generalized.
User avatar #290 to #270 - frizzyo
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I hate the same as a guy. "Why are all men such assholes!?" pisses me off.
User avatar #298 to #290 - gummybearmurderer
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I hate, hate, hate generalized statements about males/females every guy I date thinks because I'm a girl that they have to spend every second talking to me or else. I don't care if you forget my birthday, I'm probably going to forget yours too. Go ahead and tell me if you're gaming and you can text me later. Not all guys suck but if that's someones point of view then they're going for the wrong guys.
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