Cats

this is so fucking awesome. cats are the shit. except for when they get pissed of and shit on you and your belongings

Oh he may not have done anything to you right then... but in his mind, he's plotting your murder.
You best learn how to sleep with one eye open.

cat: "If I just ignore him he will go away"


3 pictures later



"god damnnit"

frame 1: what the fuck are you doing
frame 2: oh i see...
frame 3: you think i am gonna move?
frame 5: it seems that my will is stronger human

I have 4 pussies! They are sooo cute and they don't talk. I have successfully trained them to do the dishes and how to do the laundry. They all work and pay my bills. So the next person who says "I hate cats" has never had a pussy like I have :D

**vPBJv rolls 804,745,330** if this ends in 0 ill fuck a goat

He's a cat... *meow* Flushin' a toilet! He's a cat... *meow* Flushin' a toilet! He does not care if he's wastin' waterr. xD

*lazy eye*
*lazy eye*
*half opened eyes*
*eyes that say: oh wtf is this shit? oh well w/e*

kitty is not amused o.o

I FUCKING LOVE CATS

same problem here... Pussy dont give a fuck about me :(

he was like -_- then was like <_<

I like sat on my cat 3 years ago and all he did was steal my cheeseburger, :(

**Reaper dk rolls 494,562,062** frame 1: Wahs goin on.....
Frame 2: wah are u doin here?
frame 3: wah da fuk is all this shit?
frame 4: UR SO GONNA FUKIN GET IT NOW

No, your cat is silently plotting your murder while you are sleeping, so he lets you have a little fun.

I have that same phone! And I love that cats don't give a shit. I pick my cat up and throw him 7 ft in the air on my bed, he lands on his feet, then just falls sideways and lays were he lands.

**spanishkid rolls 350,706,639**
he has a bionic eye (last pic)

same problem, pussy dont give a fuck about me :(