IN SOVIET RUSSIA COMP

wow, both top comment and first comment.

In Soviet Russia...
English Speak Perfect you

**texxxan rolls 13**

Dubs and I vote for Obama

**tonyspinners rolls 2,951** Quads and I don't vote for him

Stalin, I...

you realize Hitler was a war hero correct?

**sackfulloapplez rolls 45**

The most badass man that ever lived was Simo Häyhä aka "The White Death." This man killed over 700 Russian soldiers in less than 100 days during the Winter War. With only a Mosin Nagant with iron sights and an SMG, he killed entire platoons that were sent out to hunt him, counter snipers meant to kill him, and other troops. All in <-20 degree Celsius weather. He was thought dead after a Russian soldier shot his left cheek off and he went unconscious. He was picked up by fellow soldiers and he recovered a week later, on the day the war ended. On top of that, he lived until he was 96 and died in 2002.

I google his name.. and i've heard of him but not seen him and this came up...
Seems legit.

If only you were russian.

The voice i gave him... when i watch this, it changes.

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i think you misspelled "america" at the end there

**joeltroll rolls 85** no thanks, I've already got some

Holy fuck, my names Joel o.O

No...no that's pretty much everywhere.