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#23 - fejlbarn (08/08/2011) [-]
*fixed
#19 - shadowxmarrow (08/08/2011) [-]
>27- get over the fact she isnt clean shaved
>28- become clean shaved becuase she is disgusted by your hair growth.


WUT.
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#69 - natasplur **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#72 - hartatakc (08/09/2011) [-]
These tips are lame, only things you need to be:

1. A man
2. Swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

Use these and send your woman back to the kitchen for sammiches.
#169 - tazii (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Meet OP.
User avatar #95 - LordGaga (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I WILL GROW MY BEARD AS MUCH AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE.
#76 - luxxorz (08/09/2011) [-]
I don't know about you guys, but that font ****** with my eyes and the way I read it.
#33 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2011) [-]
am sorry but wtf is this bitch on about? THIS IS WHY EVERY GUY THINKS GIRLS ARE THE SAME DUMB BITCHES YOU MORONIC FOOL. stop generalizing every female and lower them to your winey, moaning, girly, senstive, stupid level.
most girls need chill out with all these rules and stupid games. il be honest i have never been around girls long enough to call them friends. simply because I cant stand to hear the stupid **** you come out with.(^^^ Exhibit A ^^^^)

Why the **** does girls have to give guys so many rules anyway?? relationships are about give and take. you cant take take take and them get mad when he asks for something, like a sandwich, then call him sexist. this ******** is ******* sexist.

and might I add, NOT FUUNNNNY.

p.s, grammar nazis, i apologize - its late and dark and i can barely see my keyboard.
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
If you are right in an argument, stand your ground. If you don't have the balls to say you're right, you're not a man.
#279 - ploppup (08/09/2011) [-]
Stop it. Right now. The advice is horrible because every girl is different, and also THIS ISN'T ******* FUNNY YOU CANTANKEROUS HOUND.
#40 - Quasid (08/08/2011) [-]
let me save you guys some time waiting for the next comp

41. if you take advice from an anonymous person on a website who thinks that all women are exactly the same and can be characterized into advice columns, you probably aren't keeping your girlfriend very long.

If there is one thing a girl likes, it's to be an individual.
#385 - heavymetalninja (08/09/2011) [-]
I would never shave my beard off to get a girl to like me.  
Even if I have to spend the rest of my days alone.  
I think I would do just fine with a cat.
I would never shave my beard off to get a girl to like me.
Even if I have to spend the rest of my days alone.
I think I would do just fine with a cat.
User avatar #170 - dakunism (08/09/2011) [-]
jesus christ these tips are for faggots. simplified list:

1. look good for her
2. be a gentleman
3. dont cheat

bazzinga
#131 - iamnotstevenhooper ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
These aren't good tips for a healthy relationship. This makes the guy a pussy and the girl a bitch. Don't follow this advice.
#58 - fuckoffusername (08/09/2011) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #294 - winsauceiswin (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"she doesn't shave her legs everyday, get over it" "now go shave you're ******* face" oh ok makes ******* sense
User avatar #242 - ssfrenchfry (08/09/2011) [-]
this font makes me want to do horrible things.
#175 - meowtownhero (08/09/2011) [-]
when she doesn't look aroused when I enter the bedroom:
#163 - juiceboxkiller (08/09/2011) [-]
The beard stays.
#18 - johndread (08/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
what the **** those tipps are either useless, obvious or apply to the stereotypical dumb bitch. if I need to apologize for a thing that wasn't wrong then that slut can gtfo for not being able to reason. and I think there are females which like beards. and sure, every girl likes the kind of shirt you like.

srsly if it's meant to be helpful, this is a fail and if it's meant to be funny (how it's supposed to be on here actually) the fail is even greater
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