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#23 - fejlbarn (08/08/2011) [-]
*fixed
#19 - shadowxmarrow (08/08/2011) [-]
>27- get over the fact she isnt clean shaved
>28- become clean shaved becuase she is disgusted by your hair growth.


WUT.
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#69 - natasplur **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#72 - hartatakc (08/09/2011) [-]
These tips are lame, only things you need to be:

1. A man
2. Swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

Use these and send your woman back to the kitchen for sammiches.
#169 - tazii (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Meet OP.
User avatar #95 - LordGaga (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I WILL GROW MY BEARD AS MUCH AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE.
#76 - luxxorz (08/09/2011) [-]
I don't know about you guys, but that font ****** with my eyes and the way I read it.
#279 - ploppup (08/09/2011) [-]
Stop it. Right now. The advice is horrible because every girl is different, and also THIS ISN'T ******* FUNNY YOU CANTANKEROUS HOUND.
#40 - Quasid (08/08/2011) [-]
let me save you guys some time waiting for the next comp

41. if you take advice from an anonymous person on a website who thinks that all women are exactly the same and can be characterized into advice columns, you probably aren't keeping your girlfriend very long.

If there is one thing a girl likes, it's to be an individual.
#385 - heavymetalninja (08/09/2011) [-]
I would never shave my beard off to get a girl to like me.  
Even if I have to spend the rest of my days alone.  
I think I would do just fine with a cat.
I would never shave my beard off to get a girl to like me.
Even if I have to spend the rest of my days alone.
I think I would do just fine with a cat.
User avatar #170 - dakunism (08/09/2011) [-]
jesus christ these tips are for faggots. simplified list:

1. look good for her
2. be a gentleman
3. dont cheat

bazzinga
#131 - iamnotstevenhooper (08/09/2011) [-]
These aren't good tips for a healthy relationship. This makes the guy a pussy and the girl a bitch. Don't follow this advice.
#58 - fuckoffusername (08/09/2011) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #294 - winsauceiswin (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"she doesn't shave her legs everyday, get over it" "now go shave you're ******* face" oh ok makes ******* sense
User avatar #242 - ssfrenchfry (08/09/2011) [-]
this font makes me want to do horrible things.
#175 - meowtownhero (08/09/2011) [-]
when she doesn't look aroused when I enter the bedroom:
#388 - CaptainObviious (08/09/2011) [-]
Was this **** written by some 15 year old by any chance?
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#387 - captan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#163 - juiceboxkiller (08/09/2011) [-]
The beard stays.
#18 - johndread (08/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
what the **** those tipps are either useless, obvious or apply to the stereotypical dumb bitch. if I need to apologize for a thing that wasn't wrong then that slut can gtfo for not being able to reason. and I think there are females which like beards. and sure, every girl likes the kind of shirt you like.

srsly if it's meant to be helpful, this is a fail and if it's meant to be funny (how it's supposed to be on here actually) the fail is even greater
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