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girl help 002

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#23 - fejlbarn (08/08/2011) [-]
*fixed
#19 - shadowxmarrow (08/08/2011) [-]
>27- get over the fact she isnt clean shaved
>28- become clean shaved becuase she is disgusted by your hair growth.


WUT.
#69 - natasplur **User deleted account** (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Tips to keep your boyfriend.
#1. DoN'T typ3 likE Diss.
#2. Tits.
#72 - hartatakc (08/09/2011) [-]
These tips are lame, only things you need to be:

1. A man
2. Swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

Use these and send your woman back to the kitchen for sammiches.
#169 - tazii (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Meet OP.
User avatar #95 - LordGaga (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I WILL GROW MY BEARD AS MUCH AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE.
#76 - luxxorz (08/09/2011) [-]
I don't know about you guys, but that font fucked with my eyes and the way I read it.
#33 - N. Korean citizen (08/08/2011) [-]
am sorry but wtf is this bitch on about? THIS IS WHY EVERY GUY THINKS GIRLS ARE THE SAME DUMB BITCHES YOU MORONIC FOOL. stop generalizing every female and lower them to your winey, moaning, girly, senstive, stupid level.
most girls need chill out with all these rules and stupid games. il be honest i have never been around girls long enough to call them friends. simply because I cant stand to hear the stupid shit you come out with.(^^^ Exhibit A ^^^^)

Why the fuck does girls have to give guys so many rules anyway?? relationships are about give and take. you cant take take take and them get mad when he asks for something, like a sandwich, then call him sexist. this bullshit is fucking sexist.

and might I add, NOT FUUNNNNY.

p.s, grammar nazis, i apologize - its late and dark and i can barely see my keyboard.
#9 - N. Korean citizen (08/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
If you are right in an argument, stand your ground. If you don't have the balls to say you're right, you're not a man.
#279 - ploppup (08/09/2011) [-]
Stop it. Right now. The advice is horrible because every girl is different, and also THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY YOU CANTANKEROUS HOUND.
#385 - heavymetalninja ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
I would never shave my beard off to get a girl to like me.  
Even if I have to spend the rest of my days alone.  
I think I would do just fine with a cat.
I would never shave my beard off to get a girl to like me.
Even if I have to spend the rest of my days alone.
I think I would do just fine with a cat.
User avatar #170 - dakunism (08/09/2011) [-]
jesus christ these tips are for faggots. simplified list:

1. look good for her
2. be a gentleman
3. dont cheat

bazzinga
#131 - iamnotstevenhooper (08/09/2011) [-]
These aren't good tips for a healthy relationship. This makes the guy a pussy and the girl a bitch. Don't follow this advice.
#58 - fuckoffusername (08/09/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#40 - Quasid (08/08/2011) [-]
let me save you guys some time waiting for the next comp

41. if you take advice from an anonymous person on a website who thinks that all women are exactly the same and can be characterized into advice columns, you probably aren't keeping your girlfriend very long.

If there is one thing a girl likes, it's to be an individual.
User avatar #294 - winsauceiswin (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"she doesn't shave her legs everyday, get over it" "now go shave you're fucking face" oh ok makes fucking sense
User avatar #242 - ssfrenchfry (08/09/2011) [-]
this font makes me want to do horrible things.
#388 - CaptainObviious (08/09/2011) [-]
Was this shit written by some 15 year old by any chance?
User avatar #387 - captan **User deleted account** (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
all i got from that was we have to change almost every detail of our lives to make her happy
#317 - N. Korean citizen (08/09/2011) [-]
Huh? It's okay for her to get mad at us for not shaving, but we have to be tolerable of her for not shaving her legs? She gets to be lazy because she's a girl? That's bullshit.

My ex is bad no matter what? Is this girl so insecure and fucked in the head that she can't handle the fact that I've dated other decent people?

Why is it okay for her to say that she's fine when she isn't? Why does it have to be such a hassle to solve a problem? Why the games?

The person who made this (Assuming she's a girl) seems to have some MASSIVE insecurity issues. I feel bad for any man daft enough to put up with your stupid games and self-conscious bullshit.
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