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Ijust walked into a room at this party and someone yelled '"...
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I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cm I put all the tales In the fiction section
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so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I
thought it was a hedgehog.
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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered
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was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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he said he didn' t have a Comdom.
and you said?
that that' s fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah .. he magically had a condom
he forgot about after that.
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Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
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Ibook some ambien and I TRIPPED out... I went into my mom' s room to say
goodnight and I don' t remember anything... she said that I got really pissed at her
because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then
I started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go 'there are 7
people sitting on my knees'' and she goes "doesnt that hurt?‘ and I said mo we' re
sitting In a bowl" and then I capped it ott and said "loin the crazy train " and
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend' s twin last night... and he didn' t stop me,
How was it?
Fantastic, but that' s not the point.