Texts from last night. saw the link to the website on another picture (cant remember who posted it) and thought i'd check it out. Here are some of the posts tha texts from last night funny JordyW
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Texts from last night

saw the link to the website on another picture (cant remember who posted it) and thought i'd check it out. Here are some of the posts that I found.<br />
If i get enough thumbs up, I'll post some more.<br />

c, Favorite *
Ijust walked into a room at this party and someone yelled '"...
L Favorite *
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Favorite *
I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cm I put all the tales In the fiction section
i Favorite I
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I
thought it was a hedgehog.
1; Favorite A
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered
L Favorite f
was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
c, Favorite f
he said he didn' t have a Comdom.
and you said?
that that' s fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah .. he magically had a condom
he forgot about after that.
l Favorite *
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Iā€˜; Favorite A
Ibook some ambien and I TRIPPED out... I went into my mom' s room to say
goodnight and I don' t remember anything... she said that I got really pissed at her
because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then
I started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go 'there are 7
people sitting on my knees'' and she goes "doesnt that hurt?ā€˜ and I said mo we' re
sitting In a bowl" and then I capped it ott and said "loin the crazy train " and
passed out.
Favorite A
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend' s twin last night... and he didn' t stop me,
How was it?
Fantastic, but that' s not the point.
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Submitted: 03/04/2010
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User avatar #3 - WTFninja (03/31/2010) [-]
thats the funniest thing i have ever heard how is this not on the front page
#1 - swiftshadow (03/04/2010) [-]
**swiftshadow rolls 540,542,362** lmao those are awesome. looks like I got a new site to look through.
#2 - anonymous (03/04/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 513,133,639** you shall be simba... ps if this ends in 3 the world will end
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