Every kid does this. Everyone had a fake name to tell their substitute teacher, what was yours? Edit: Top 15 thanks funnyjunk My first OC. Hello class my name i sub Class names fake
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Every kid does this

Everyone had a fake name to tell their substitute teacher, what was yours?
Edit: Top 15 thanks funnyjunk
My first OC

Hello class my name is
derpina and i' ll he your
substitute teacher for today.
And that is the exact
moment where every kid
begins to think of a fake
name to tell the sub.
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#5 - iamjohnnybravo (08/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Look at those Melvins...Just ******* plotting on how to ruin everyones good time.
#50 - xsap (08/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#72 - Wumbologist (08/07/2011) [+] (2 replies)
There was a Mexican kid in my fifth grade class, and every single time we would tell the sub that he spoke no english.
#111 - allcontent (08/07/2011) [+] (15 replies)
Long story. If you read thank you.

One day in math class this one kid decided to leave when we had a substitute.
Another decided to come in and act like the kid who left.

When the teacher is taking headcount he double glances at the paper (it has students name and picture on it.)

He walks over to the kid and says are you mike?
He says yes.... He is a tubby white kid with combed down hair.

The one who left was a skinny mexican with spiked hair.

The teacher says: YOUR MIKE?!

The kid decides to run out of the class, the teacher starts to run and chase him
but turns around to the phone. One of the other mexicans in our class yelled "MEESTOR. THAT PHONE DONT WORK." and then the teacher threw
a complete ******** and had the entire school security hunt him down.

It was fun.
#83 - Harkonnen (08/07/2011) [-]
There was this kid in my 7th grade class that had a full beard while we were just starting to hit puberty. We told the subs that he didn't even belong in our class and that he was a high school student. he got kicked out of class everytime we had a sub
#315 - mcgroinsterr (08/07/2011) [-]
I'm going to burn this school down...

...Down to the ground...
User avatar #6 - MonsieurOctopus (08/06/2011) [-]
my boyfriend once told his sub that his name as spelled "Tom" but pronounced "Nick."

They believed him.
#278 - animepost (08/07/2011) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #20 - dmitriwins (08/07/2011) [-]
I got my sub too call me Gary Oak.
Gary Mother ******* Oak.
#150 - jewishsmurfs (08/07/2011) [-]
Friends tell sub your a retard

Do whatever you want and get away with it
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#198 - spior (08/07/2011) [-]
Adolf.  
I then spent the entire day talking with a german accent xD
Adolf.
I then spent the entire day talking with a german accent xD
#311 - UKDan (08/07/2011) [-]
Hugh Madson
User avatar #189 - jacksparojr (08/07/2011) [-]
this story is somewhat similar

I was in lunch just hangin out with my 3 best friends and we were just talking laughing usual stuff when this group of dumb bitches come out of now where and they come to our table and ask us to sign this petition for something

my friends all basically told them to **** off but me being the devious bastard I was I said I would sign their petition and my friends finally caught on and let me go through with it

I look at this paper on a clip board and on the top it sais
"sign if you think my ex boyfriend herp derp is an asshole"
and their are about 10 signatures (most from her whorey friends)

so I'm talking to them saying how much of a jack ass I thought that guy was and all these other things for leaving her as I'm signing this paper

she then thanks me and leaves only 10 seconds later stopping dead in her tracks to figure out on the paper I had wrote
"Colonel Mustard"
#229 - icanspellelephant (08/07/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Paul Ian Staker
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#95 - AwkwardMan (08/07/2011) [-]
Whenever I'm in 7th period , and there's a substitute, at 12:34 we all simultaneously drop our binders on the floor.
#290 - myheadjustblewup (08/07/2011) [-]
I would usually make up some long ass indian name, then proceed to talk with an indian accent the entire day  
  
Gif unrelated
I would usually make up some long ass indian name, then proceed to talk with an indian accent the entire day

Gif unrelated
#188 - Cutles (08/07/2011) [+] (3 replies)
i usually just swap names with people in class cause they have attendence and just see how long it can go
#120 - DemSilver (08/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
except this guy, he's totally going places.
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