Clever Title. OC, please don't skip. Oh, and to all the muslim funnyjunkers, happy ramadan. I'm pretty sure there's another greeting but I'm too lazy to look it
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OC, please don't skip.
Oh, and to all the muslim funnyjunkers, happy ramadan. I'm pretty sure there's another greeting but I'm too lazy to look it up. Meh.

me and my friends just chilling out)
Muslim Friend}
Hey, do you guys
iii) wanna go gee
samething to eat:'?
christian
It' a Ramadan. [Muslim Friend, not
I' . sure if he' s joking]
EYDE THE go dan' t have ta Nah bra, It' s not
ahemm ehough fast... mache you that hard ta
should ponyart
Yau know,
Christian' s
fast... you guys go
ahead
I just: don' t gee how muslim' s
can survive a whole month
without eating... That‘ s why
Christianity is better.
...
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#47 - zonix has deleted their comment [-]
#42 - anonymous (08/07/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 404** trips
#43 to #42 - anonymous (08/07/2011) [-]
**ERROR TRIPS NOT FOUND**
User avatar #32 - demandsgayversion (08/06/2011) [-]
I'm tempted to join the Muslim religion just because of dumbass people. I'm athiest, but at least I respect people's religions unless they're ******** about it.
#28 - mandrakemolotov (08/06/2011) [-]
I 						****					 you not, when I was in middle school, I mentioned I was an atheist, and the kid sitting next to me asked me if I worshiped Satan.
I **** you not, when I was in middle school, I mentioned I was an atheist, and the kid sitting next to me asked me if I worshiped Satan.
User avatar #31 to #28 - makiener (08/06/2011) [-]
Yeah... I said I was Atheist and almost my whole class looking at me like demon spawn. They seem to think we're evil people.
#34 to #31 - mandrakemolotov (08/06/2011) [-]
It wasn't even condescending though. The way she asked it sounded like she genuinely didn't know.

Idk man, things like that scare the hell out of me.
User avatar #26 - samthearab (08/06/2011) [-]
I'm Muslim and fasting, Ramadan Kareem. :)
User avatar #35 to #26 - meloncart (08/06/2011) [-]
Salaam Malakaam. not sure for spelling
User avatar #36 to #35 - samthearab (08/06/2011) [-]
Salaam Aliekum* Haha, wa aliekum al salaam, brother. :)
#37 to #36 - meloncart (08/06/2011) [-]
Ahh thank you friend. Im white lol. But i used to know a couple arabic words cause my brother served in iraq and had to know enough to communicate, so he taught me.
Ahh thank you friend. Im white lol. But i used to know a couple arabic words cause my brother served in iraq and had to know enough to communicate, so he taught me.
User avatar #38 to #37 - samthearab (08/06/2011) [-]
Thank your brother for serving in Iraq for me, brave brave men.
#39 to #38 - meloncart (08/06/2011) [-]
That i shall, its good to see some gratitude. Hes going to be shipped out to afghanistan next year.
User avatar #40 to #39 - samthearab (08/06/2011) [-]
Tell him good luck for me as well. Insurgency is one thing we disapprove of the most, much like other Religions only about 2% of us are nutcases.
User avatar #41 to #40 - meloncart (08/06/2011) [-]
True man. Too true
#23 - parcorninja (08/06/2011) [-]
this happens to me too except my friends try to shove a 						********					 down my throat....
this happens to me too except my friends try to shove a ******** down my throat....
User avatar #15 - fuhrersalzburg (08/06/2011) [-]
Still waiting for people to realize that not all Christians aren't insane....
User avatar #20 to #15 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (08/06/2011) [-]
Oh I know that

But it's fun to make fun of those who are
User avatar #19 to #15 - bmran (08/06/2011) [-]
double negative...
User avatar #48 to #19 - fuhrersalzburg (08/17/2011) [-]
Ah damn. Thanks for catching that lol
User avatar #17 to #15 - wrought (08/06/2011) [-]
you'll be waiting quite a while. might as well sit down.
#30 to #17 - anonymous (08/06/2011) [-]
I am no longer a Christian, but I second but the original and your comment...

Compared to waiting for humanity to be sensible even in the slightest is another thing you're going to have to wait a LONG time for - by that time life will have evolved on Mars by itself, just like on Earth, hurr.

...Damnit... I'm not really going to start a religious debate here now, am I. Still I have to say:
a) I am not a Christian, or religious at all for that matter.
b) I cannot deny God's existence.
c) Looked at from a purely logical, rational, sensible view: Christianity is FAR more likely to be real than the evolution theory. I really hope I don't have to explain this, and if I have... USE YOUR BRAIN. You got one, I promise. Oh, and I won't ever be looking at this particular place most likely. Sorry. Not just because I'm an Anon, but also because starting tomorrow I will no longer have access to internet, my laptop and a house. =)

...That is all. Now, lets all just not get serious and relax. I really recommend it. ^_^ It's great, honestly. Peace out guys. =)
#16 to #15 - sonofagun (08/06/2011) [-]
I'm with you bro
#10 - chriscatalli (08/06/2011) [-]
satanism ftw
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User avatar #14 to #9 - scroogeymcduck (08/06/2011) [-]
i have plenty of intelligent christian friends. one's going to harvard.
#11 to #9 - austyp (08/06/2011) [-]
Dude im christian. I dont go around shoving my religion down peoples throats. The girl im in love with is the preachers daughter at my church which i was invited to. She doesnt go around qouting the bible. However i do know some dumbass Christians but out of the 200 people i know there is only 4 or 5. Pic not related
Dude im christian. I dont go around shoving my religion down peoples throats. The girl im in love with is the preachers daughter at my church which i was invited to. She doesnt go around qouting the bible. However i do know some dumbass Christians but out of the 200 people i know there is only 4 or 5. Pic not related
User avatar #33 to #11 - makiener (08/06/2011) [-]
Yyyep. I'm an Atheist, but I don't go around telling Christians they're idiots. Well. I do when they start preaching to me out of no where. But in that case, I'm not calling them an idiot for being Christian. I'm calling them an idiot for preaching to me. But indeed, not all are as the stereotype suggests.
#44 to #33 - austyp (08/07/2011) [-]
The dumbest thing ive ever heard preached was this one girl was talking to the science teacher about evolution and he asked her why it isnt true(hs a Christian to) The girl says because the bible says it isnt. Which i'm pretty sure it says no such thing. Plus God even says that time isnt relevent to him so a day could be millions of years which could represent evolution. Another thing the girl im in love with taught bible study at my school and she never goes up to people who are atheists and try to convert them. She has many atheist friends, so do I.
The dumbest thing ive ever heard preached was this one girl was talking to the science teacher about evolution and he asked her why it isnt true(hs a Christian to) The girl says because the bible says it isnt. Which i'm pretty sure it says no such thing. Plus God even says that time isnt relevent to him so a day could be millions of years which could represent evolution. Another thing the girl im in love with taught bible study at my school and she never goes up to people who are atheists and try to convert them. She has many atheist friends, so do I.
User avatar #7 - MonsieurOctopus (08/06/2011) [-]
In one of my classes last year, we were learning about the different religions and the teacher I had was a bitch. When we were talking about Islam and Christianity she was mking fun of them and going "Judaism is so much better. Everyone in this class should convert." But then she got fired for saying that...
User avatar #4 - iamintofunny (08/06/2011) [-]
Until the sun sets, we cannot do whatever unaccepted inside Quran and Al-Hadits.
So...
That's not really hard, knowing it starts from the sun rise until the sun sets.
I agreed.
Your christian friend is dumbass.
User avatar #2 - stonergirl (08/05/2011) [-]
And that is why I don't have a religion.
User avatar #46 to #29 - stonergirl (08/07/2011) [-]
Wasn't asking anyone to care.
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