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#18 - emeraldslam (08/06/2011) [-]
Why the hell did she put it in the fridge?! "Because I didn't know what else to do"

Here's a fucking idea: TRASH CAN
#76 - schniggens **User deleted account** (08/06/2011) [-]
That's eggcellent!
#207 - joshwise (08/06/2011) [-]
SO who came first you or the egg?
#21 - Nullifier ONLINE (08/06/2011) [-]
Well, when you're about to "organism," you should take the hint that something's wrong.
#24 - MisfitsFan (08/06/2011) [-]
I like egg salad sandwiches
#226 - arrowmaker **User deleted account** (08/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#80 - undeadreidlos (08/06/2011) [-]
#255 - blessedpr (08/06/2011) [-]
#81 - nobuttsex (08/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #224 - antistar (08/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
She's blonde and her name's Brittany. I see no problem.
#219 - collinshaw **User deleted account** (08/06/2011) [-]
I couldnt stop myself when she said she masturbated with an egg, how the fuck do u even do that?
I couldnt stop myself when she said she masturbated with an egg, how the fuck do u even do that?
#235 - semfreio (08/06/2011) [-]
<-- Your dad, when he saw this
<-- Your dad, when he saw this
#149 - schwoosh (08/06/2011) [-]
What has been read....
What has been read....
#285 - AFBVGG (08/06/2011) [-]
#34 - trenchman (08/06/2011) [-]
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#209 - deceptican (08/06/2011) [-]
......WAT?
#204 - valdbaginasevrywer (08/06/2011) [-]
So does your vagina work on hard wood floors? or just carpets?
User avatar #35 - krookey (08/06/2011) [-]
That wasnt a question
#19 - MichaelScott (08/06/2011) [-]
Only picture that even comes close to being related..
#154 - divviyday (08/06/2011) [-]
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