Zombie Apocolypse Guide

ATTACK!

you just love that pic dont you

Where is this from?

It looks like it's from Gone with the Blastwave

Thank you for introducing me to this..!

No problem, it's a great web comic

what is that from?

Gone with the Blastwave. Fantastic comic.

please explain that

just realized to the side of the thumbs it is fj. is that on purpose? i know thats actually on the keyboard, but is that just an accident?

and the g and h could stand for good and hate

tough. i will shoot the zombies with my cum.

Source?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

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Complete list of rules. 1.Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First

A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife

rule #34

Rule #5 (Don't) be a Hero

fucking love this movie.

Greatest fucking book ever written.

Still read it from time to time :)

seems legit.

something better!

The fact that a zombie apocalypse would be happening, would probably be a difficult thing to wrap your mind around, even for someone like me that loves zombie games, movies, shows, Etc.

I have to say though, I wouldn't want a zombie apocalypse mainly because I'm in the worst possible profession during a zombie outbreak.

Oh, and the show the GIF is from is Highschool of the Dead for those who don't know. Although it's pretty popular so most zombie lovers already do.

I'd have to agree somewhat that many people would be too shocked to react properly, which is the only reason a Zombie Apocalypse would be so effective in wiping out people. I'd also be in a bad position of a Zombie Apoc broke out just because we don't have any weapons in our house besides a couple baseball bats and a katana.

That's a pretty awesome set up, though. You don't have to lug around ammunition, you never have to stop and reload, melee weapons can't jam, and guns would make a loud sound which would probably just attract more zombies.

I've got a purpleheart bokken which would be excellent, and it's an awesome quality wood, which would last an extremely long time. Plus, that one Kendo chick from HOTD used one, and she's like my favorite character, so that's just a bonus.

The bad part is I'm an EMT. So, you probably get how suckish that would be, in the beginning at least. It'd be great for later in the outbreak though, so it's a bit of a 50/50.

Yea, I'm in Highschool so if it broke out during then I'd be pretty fucked unless I was in History Class. My history teacher is a weapon nut and his house is near the school, so I'd try to stick with him. (Note: I go to a private school that is quite small with only two exits, so depending on the situation I'd probably be fucked either way.)

Highschool of the Dead, it has alot of violence and fanservice.

brothers purge theses foul beasts!!

THX

Just to show an example of each.

There's so much fanservice that after awhile it isn't even hot anymore. They definitely use it in the most epic of ways, though. And the whole show is riddled with references to zombie movies, so if you're a zombie movie buff, you're in for an awesome show.

Wut

You taste like sunshine dust

you mean angel dust?

how long did you wait to use that?

what video IS THIS?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

Not sure if you can post links in comments, but this is the original video... pretty hilarious xD

well said

i dont mind the red thumbs
i'm just saying the thumb reminders are just NICE

so, that's why I'm an idiot is because red thumb reminders are nice? Get an education dude lol

dude, it has to be illegal to be that stupid.

i didnt say red thumb reminders are nice. FYI i got 12 red thumbs because i told you were an idiot. i did not meant that.

what i meant is: "i dont give a fuck if they rained red thumbs on me for telling you that you were an idiot. my argument is valid, yours not"

I like grammar, try it sometime. Fuck you're stupid.

english is not my native language and...

arguing on the internet is like participating in special olympics, even if any of us win, we're still retards

so, lets have a ceasefire and enjoy these nice BOOBIES

truce?

I enjoy boobies.

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