Evolution

I understand probabilities, never did I say that rolling 0 was easier than trips. What I'm saying is that you don't truly deserve the thumbs you have. Congratulations, you called a roll of trips; your post is devoid of humor yet it receives 100+ thumbs on a site dedicated to humor. Also, what the fuck do you mean by my a cat?

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#715 to #485 - thatdrummerguy (08/04/2011) [-]

Hey man I'm finished with school, let's keep the fractions and shit away.

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#650 to #485 - togginn (08/04/2011) [-]

chances of rolling trips are 1/100 not 1/1000

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#249 to #225 - amnesiacpatient (08/03/2011) [-]

It's so beautiful

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#230 to #225 - Zontanos (08/03/2011) [-]

Winning.

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#253 to #225 - kobegriffeysanders (08/03/2011) [-]

**kobegriffeysanders rolls 963** I one time got trips after someone else got quads and I only got one thumb. :(

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#260 to #253 - professionalbadass (08/04/2011) [-]

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#228 to #225 - orangeturtle (08/03/2011) [-]

Shit, lucky bastard! ;)

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#227 to #225 - Bluefire (08/03/2011) [-]

YOU SIR, WIN.

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#247 to #225 - SuperWeapons (08/03/2011) [-]

this page is epic.
look above.

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#242 to #225 - burningpineapples **User deleted account** (08/03/2011) [-]

1/100 chance. Like a boss. And yes, that's 100 not 1000.

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#243 to #225 - professionalbadass (08/03/2011) [-]

are you a wizard?

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#241 to #225 - bkiewra (08/03/2011) [-]

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#608 to #225 - nyrrangersfan (08/04/2011) [-]

**nyrrangersfan rolls 616**

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#311 to #225 - ineverlosethegame (08/04/2011) [-]

**ineverlosethegame rolls 505** Dem trips

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#296 to #225 - carmelorules **User deleted account** has deleted their comment. [-]

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#284 to #225 - kwizzy ONLINE (08/04/2011) [-]

I am your bitch.
BTW Can someone give me the fuck yeah picture?
I've only got this cropped out one for facebook :(

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#308 to #284 - keiyoti (08/04/2011) [-]

Here ya go man.

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#314 to #308 - kwizzy ONLINE (08/04/2011) [-]

Thanks man. Close enough picture = close enough

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#267 to #225 - iainsutherland (08/04/2011) [-]

you are a wizzard

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#283 to #225 - pkfl (08/04/2011) [-]

**pkfl rolls 46,083**

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#358 - superhoodieninja (08/04/2011) [-]

Her reaction when she found it
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#349 - slaya (08/04/2011) [+] (8 replies)

um? sure let me reopen my browser and you can check my history.

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#380 to #349 - greenwithenvy (08/04/2011) [-]

your face when she checks to find nothing.

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#366 to #349 - darklordwaffle (08/04/2011) [-]

Fuck yeah incognito

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#370 to #366 - RenegadeLDN (08/04/2011) [-]

what is this incognito you speak of?

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#372 to #370 - darklordwaffle (08/04/2011) [-]

On Google Chrome, push Ctrl+Shift+N and it will open an incognito window. Any website you visit in this window will not show up in your history and will not leave any cookies.

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#396 to #372 - wesnyle (08/04/2011) [-]

OMFG! NOW I CAN SEARCH FOR PRON ALL DAY WITHOUT FEAR!!!

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#371 to #370 - N. Korean citizen (08/04/2011) [-]

Hold CTRL + SHIFT + N on Google chrome, and NO history is saved or anything like that!

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#373 to #371 - floydcalling (08/04/2011) [-]

I love you.

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#392 to #349 - ananoke (08/04/2011) [-]

you can also use ctrl+shitf+P for ie or firefox

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#39 - derpes (08/03/2011) [+] (3 replies)

Ctrl + Shift + N

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#40 to #39 - sagittareivan (08/03/2011) [-]

Wooow :D

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#570 to #39 - BearsAreSquares (08/04/2011) [-]

Ctrl + Shift + P

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#131 to #39 - ibetrollinsixty **User deleted account** has deleted their comment. [-]

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#141 - dothetroll **User deleted account** (08/03/2011) [+] (5 replies)

>watched porn like a ninja
>moved in with my dad couple days ago
>watching tv
>tv goes to commercial
>walk into dads room to see what he is up to
>see him watching porn
>notices im there
>keeps watching porn
>walk out
>now able to watch porn with door open

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#179 to #141 - DoggyBouncer (08/03/2011) [-]

I was expecting to get Dinosaured

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#182 to #179 - dothetroll **User deleted account** (08/03/2011) [-]

im going to be straight up with you, i was going to do that but then i thought nah ill just end it how it was intended to

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#185 to #182 - DoggyBouncer (08/03/2011) [-]

I would've lol'd if I got dinosaured, thumb up anyway

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#219 to #141 - hauntzor (08/03/2011) [-]

My parents have been divorced for over a year now.
Mfw I find a shitload of gay porn links in my dad's browsing history while using his laptop.

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#165 to #141 - VladTheImpailer (08/03/2011) [-]

profit? :P

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#103 - oogundamreviews (08/03/2011) [+] (12 replies)

dude look out! your moms coming into your room while your lookign at porn!

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#106 to #103 - hauntzor (08/03/2011) [-]

No way! There's porn on the internet?

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#109 to #106 - oogundamreviews (08/03/2011) [-]

yeah! and theres also this new video about two girls and a cup ive been hearing about!

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#118 to #109 - roflstorm (08/03/2011) [-]

two girls one cup?
is that a party game?

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#117 to #109 - shadowstuart (08/03/2011) [-]

Oh has everone upgraded from dial-up ? this new shit it pretty awesome

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#121 to #117 - ljhpie (08/03/2011) [-]

Someone screen cap! I wanna be on the front page!

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#123 to #117 - oogundamreviews (08/03/2011) [-]

we learned so much today!!

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#110 to #106 - danbonifant (08/03/2011) [-]

Hey guys, there is a new thing called google!

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#116 to #110 - LookinHereWhy ONLINE (08/03/2011) [-]

I just got an NES! It's the newest thing EVAH!

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#218 to #116 - hauntzor (08/03/2011) [-]

Dude that shit's gay. The Magnavox Odyssey is where it's at, yo!

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#114 to #110 - pakutto (08/03/2011) [-]

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#115 to #106 - badmonkey (08/03/2011) [-]

What is this internet you speak of?

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#376 - mytrakytra (08/04/2011) [-]

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#128 - MoRMONJESUS (08/03/2011) [-]

pron on interweb impossible........
*one week later*

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#127 - superbean **User deleted account** (08/03/2011) [+] (17 replies)

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#181 to #166 - crazyalan (08/03/2011) [-]

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#170 to #166 - oneofthembrians (08/03/2011) [-]

kinda lob-sided

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#171 to #170 - biggilton (08/03/2011) [-]

I didn't see that before! Crap...

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#200 to #170 - kirbyking (08/03/2011) [-]

Please... tell me your kidding. You know ones always higher than the other right?

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#205 to #200 - oneofthembrians (08/03/2011) [-]

not my gf lol

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#206 to #205 - kirbyking (08/03/2011) [-]

Then somethings not 100% right there... its kinda like the balls ones always meant to be higher than the other.

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#207 to #206 - oneofthembrians (08/03/2011) [-]

wat?

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#210 to #207 - kirbyking (08/03/2011) [-]

yeah... usually when ones not higher it means one of your balls have went up a bit which means being fondled by a middle aged doctor who is trying to retrieve your ball while making light conversation, something no one wants to sit through.

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#148 to #127 - mikebl **User deleted account** (08/03/2011) [-]

without dots?

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#204 to #148 - iberollinthemdubs (08/03/2011) [-]

Am i the only one that expected the camera to scroll up and show a man? I was getting ready to lol.

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#209 to #127 - blgdaddy **User deleted account** (08/03/2011) [-]

Those tits HAVE to belong to Gianna Michaels!

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#176 to #127 - pooop (08/03/2011) [-]

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#158 to #127 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2011) [-]

who is that

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#144 to #127 - lunknessmonster **User deleted account** (08/03/2011) [-]

I know this isn't the chan, but...
MOAR!

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#363 - guardsman ONLINE (08/04/2011) [-]

new way to close tabs

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#156 - fabulousgoten (08/03/2011) [-]

he should have locked the door!!!

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#143 - TheFixer (08/03/2011) [-]

i discovered evolution before it went mainstream

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#217 - boygeorgia (08/03/2011) [-]

i don't always beat my meat..but when i do i talk about it on funnyjunk

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#198 - HungrHungryNomad (08/03/2011) [-]

You are all welcome

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#335 - hob (08/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)

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#354 to #335 - Lintutu (08/04/2011) [-]

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#360 to #335 - eatchickendaily (08/04/2011) [-]

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#124 - Furryfan (08/03/2011) [+] (17 replies)

private browsing ftw

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#129 to #124 - CyanideisHappiness (08/03/2011) [-]

Private browsing doesn't stop other people from seeing you retard.

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#146 to #129 - TheFixer (08/03/2011) [-]

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#138 to #129 - Natelawl (08/03/2011) [-]

Private Browsing doesn't record your history.

you must be new here.jpg

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#140 to #138 - gumpasaurus (08/03/2011) [-]

here you are good sir

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#142 to #140 - Natelawl (08/03/2011) [-]

Thank you, kind gentleman.
a gif in return

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#147 to #138 - CyanideisHappiness (08/03/2011) [-]

I ment that it doesn't stop people in the same room from seeing you -_-.

And how would that make me new here?

In fact it says on your profile that I signe up before you so stfu.

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#150 to #147 - Natelawl (08/03/2011) [-]

First of all, who would be in your room while you're looking at porn?

It makes you new because private browsing has been doing what it does now.

and it is true that I signed up after you have, but I've gotten enough experience from others on FJ to know what private browsing is and specifically what it does to every detail.

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#151 to #150 - CyanideisHappiness (08/03/2011) [-]

I know what private browsing does and I have known for years.

Even if I didn't know how would that make me new to funnyjunk?

And what I meant by "someone in the same room" is a situation like in the comic above.

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#152 to #151 - Natelawl (08/03/2011) [-]

switch tabs :D

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#153 to #152 - CyanideisHappiness (08/03/2011) [-]

I'm sorry but you dont seem to understand my comment in the first place. Furryfan implied that OP should have used private browsing, but all I was saying was that using private browsing in a situation like OP's wouldn't help.

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#159 to #153 - Natelawl (08/03/2011) [-]

I use opera so I don't know how private browsing works on Google Chrome, or FireFox

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#157 to #153 - Natelawl (08/03/2011) [-]

How so?

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#162 to #157 - CyanideisHappiness (08/03/2011) [-]

Because the fact that it doesn't record internet history wouldn't help because the only reason his mum found out was because she saw him closing the porn tab.

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#294 to #162 - Furryfan (08/04/2011) [-]

it would save you from pulling up what you were looking at since you can just pull up what you were looking at before the porn... or just shut off private browsing quick enough

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#163 to #162 - Natelawl (08/03/2011) [-]

and that is the part when you lie. ;D

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#167 to #163 - CyanideisHappiness (08/03/2011) [-]

Wait doesn't matter i get you now

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#164 to #163 - CyanideisHappiness (08/03/2011) [-]

wat

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#48 - trickytrickster (08/03/2011) [+] (7 replies)

my mom installed a program that tracked browser history, took a snapshot of the screen every 120 seconds, and tracked your keystrokes.

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#49 to #48 - DukeOfMania **User deleted account** (08/03/2011) [-]

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#94 to #48 - llmattll (08/03/2011) [-]

thats a total invasion of privacy :\ id rebel >:O

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#51 to #48 - Scottizdaman (08/03/2011) [-]

private browsing maybe?

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#52 to #51 - trickytrickster (08/03/2011) [-]

Oh, this was like 3 years ago. It would still track the keystrokes and take a picture of what I was viewing on the screen, so that wouldn't help. I actually figured out that the keystroker information was saved in the program folder, and it was also capturing the password for the keystroker. so I just used that to get in and turn it off.

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#59 to #52 - karlossacramento (08/03/2011) [-]

desperation makes a man's mind prosper

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#76 to #52 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2011) [-]

Face it; we all know a lot more about computers and how to work them because we need to hide the porn. It's a Cold War between parents and their kids, and we either come out on top with computer skills or get caught.

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#154 to #76 - trickytrickster (08/03/2011) [-]

Yah. Best dinner table ever, my mom was talking about tracker and I finally snapped and was like, mom your tracker isn't even that impressive. The password is this ___(I don't remember). I went into the keylogger and guess what, it logs its own password. You can change the password, but then it will just keylog that. And then I got up and left. Like a boss.

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#393 - zzombiee (08/04/2011) [+] (4 replies)

i dont think anybody has this yet... so, i'll just leave this here.

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#404 to #393 - dthedeadmxcn (08/04/2011) [-]

damn i just posted this and then the page reloaded and i saw this

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#407 to #404 - zzombiee (08/04/2011) [-]

LOL its ok...

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#409 to #407 - dthedeadmxcn (08/04/2011) [-]

then thumb for you good sir

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#412 to #409 - zzombiee (08/04/2011) [-]

thumb for you too! :D

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EDIT: Front page! Thanks, everyone!
And just to clear something up, I never got caught. I AM an NSFW ninja, and I do know how to clear history, cookies, and use incognito. ...more »

OC
EDIT: Front page! Thanks, everyone!
And just to clear something up, I never got caught. I AM an NSFW ninja, and I do know how to clear history, cookies, and use incognito.
EDIT 2: Here is the original "Fuck No" image I used in the comic
http://img820.imageshack.us/img820 /357/27145906.jpg

Comments(688):

Evolution

OC EDIT: Front page! Thanks, everyone! And just to clear something up, I never got caught. I AM an NSFW ninja, and I do know how to clear history, cookies, and use incognito. ...more »

OC EDIT: Front page! Thanks, everyone! And just to clear something up, I never got caught. I AM an NSFW ninja, and I do know how to clear history, cookies, and use incognito. EDIT 2: Here is the original "Fuck No" image I used in the comic http://img820.imageshack.us/img820 /357/27145906.jpg

Comments(688):

OC
EDIT: Front page! Thanks, everyone!
And just to clear something up, I never got caught. I AM an NSFW ninja, and I do know how to clear history, cookies, and use incognito. ...more »

OC
EDIT: Front page! Thanks, everyone!
And just to clear something up, I never got caught. I AM an NSFW ninja, and I do know how to clear history, cookies, and use incognito.
EDIT 2: Here is the original "Fuck No" image I used in the comic
http://img820.imageshack.us/img820 /357/27145906.jpg