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User avatar #17 - FuckYouFatBen (08/03/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Bread sticks Obviously.

Once the magic Genie grants me my desire, i buy a gigantic Mansion that is so decayed and so old that it's cheap. Of course i'll need to fix it up but that's what friends are for. So Me and my Bro's Fix up the house until it is good enough to eat off the floor. Now it's easy. We would have saved the bread sticks up until the mansion was done, so there should be truckloads of bread sticks. We set them up in the Mansion and open the first Bread stick shop. Now of course Olive Garden might sue, but i'm sure if they got a cut of our profits they will overlook any problems. Now i'm a Millionaire and a Business associate of one of the greatest restaurants known.

at this point i can buy sex with any girl i want, but i won't. Instead, i will buy the houses of all the douche bags who ever made fun of me, (Making them homeless) and turn them into little business my friends will own.. One will be a Restaurant of course, the other a bookstore, but thats just to make money. The Majority of the houses i buy will be turned into clubs that only the unpopular is allowed to go in. Not only will this raise profit but then increase self esteem which in turn drops suicide rates exponentially.

Will i Stop there? NO

Now my fellow teenagers will begin to help each other as well as see how successful i became, Being inspired These teens will begin to study more instead of hating themselves. Great inventions will come as well as a new way to do everyday things. In this process, Their eyes will open to the evils of this world. (Which they will destroy). This will create a futuristic world where all assholes and previous money hungry business are gone. Except for mine..


Because everybody likes breadsticks
#59 - voidgangsta (08/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
1. Get infinite bread sticks and solve world hunger
2. Get a sex partner due to being famous
3. ????
4. Profit
#24 - mcmops (08/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**mcmops rolls 60** Oh great potato god give me dubs
#30 to #24 - gmphoenix (08/03/2011) [-]
**gmphoenix rolls 22** Check my potatoes.
#35 - deltagon (08/03/2011) [-]
Seems Legit
#181 - muffinluv (08/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
my first thought:
square eye na
#167 - keiios (08/04/2011) [+] (33 replies)
you had me at fudge eye nuh
User avatar #20 - mintystuff (08/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Chocolate Eye Nuh? I don't get it
User avatar #22 to #20 - zraven (08/03/2011) [-]
fudge-eye-nuh

vagina
User avatar #61 - WhatIsGwaning (08/03/2011) [+] (13 replies)
I am from London, my name is Alex
#65 to #64 - cyannat (08/03/2011) [-]
And this is why the rest of the world hates us, asshole.
And this is why the rest of the world hates us, asshole.
User avatar #43 - ilavdinosaurs (08/03/2011) [+] (4 replies)
brownie eye nuh? chocolate eye nuh? im confuss.
User avatar #51 to #50 - ilavdinosaurs (08/03/2011) [-]
fudge eye nuh = vagina...
#233 - shnazay (08/04/2011) [-]
1.) Acquire infinite breadsticks
2.) Go to starving 3rd world countries
3.) Solve world hunger with breadsticks
4.) Every girl from those countries, plus humanitarian chicks want your seed
5.) Have sex erryday
6.) ???????
7.) PROFIT.
#240 - waffleofdoom (08/04/2011) [+] (5 replies)
lol white people
lol white people
#90 - thestorbeck (08/03/2011) [+] (4 replies)
sex with any one person that i want for 24 hours...or free breadsticks for life...

easy reasons.

1. Emma Watson. Yes. Look at her. Look at her as a Jedi. God that's good.
2. After 24 hours of sex, I'd be left wanting more eventually. I'd get tired of the breadsticks pretty quick.
3. EMMA. WATSON. AS. A. JEDI.
4. **** yo couch.
#49 - daemonico ONLINE (08/03/2011) [-]
+9
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User avatar #130 - CptPepper (08/04/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Is it me or has anyone else noticed funyjunk being extra funny recently?
User avatar #113 - chubbybastard (08/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i gotta go with the breadsticks because the sex is only for one day but breadsticks are forever
#110 - hockeynerd (08/04/2011) [-]
Am i the only one that said "Chocolate-ina" instead of fudge-ina?
#176 - ladymarmalade (08/04/2011) [-]
omg, it took me a while to get fudge eye nuh XD Lmao.   
  
<--mfw realization
omg, it took me a while to get fudge eye nuh XD Lmao.

<--mfw realization
User avatar #164 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (08/04/2011) [-]
Olive Garden bread...deffinatly Olive Garden bread
#111 - goonmcnasty (08/04/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Who would seriously pick the bread???
#125 to #111 - thejewster (08/04/2011) [-]
think about it,
on one hand you get SEX. for only 1 day.
on the other hand, you get ******* BREAD STICKS, but thats not all FOR LIFE,
breakfast? breadsticks. Lunch? Breadsticks. Dinner? BreadSticks.
i could start my own breadstick factory with this unlimited supply of breadstick, make millions and pay that person to have sex with me not for a day but for a month, a year, till the day i die, why? because my cock would be a chocolate coated money shooting bread-stick long type of thing and we all know thats what women want,

now tell me, who WOULDNT pick the bread sticks.?
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