my awesome dad!. you can call this fake if you want to, but this is one of my fondest memories of my father!. me on my tth birthday get the guts to ask parents  fuck you it happened
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my awesome dad!

you can call this fake if you want to, but this is one of my fondest memories of my father!

me on my tth birthday
get the guts to ask
parents if l can skip
l turn to my dad and
ask him but he says
that my mother is
right and to get to
school.
sitting in
class being
miserable,
like a boss
of course
worst day ever at this
point, didn' t get a party
and now i' m in trouble
l look up and see...
Dad, what' re you doing
here?
me and my dad
hop on his huge motor
Cycle and blast off to
fun and
then we go to see the
movie "Dinosaur"
when were in the parking
lot he tells me to get
off the bike
then he takes me home for
some sake and ioe
super stoked about
turning
bitsh mom yells that
school is more
important than
anything else and to
get in the carl
suddenly the anteroom
ohmes on and says that l
should go to the main
office now.
l arrive at the office
ready to be expelled or
some **** like that
my awesome dad fully
decked out in his biker
swag
I' m bustin you outta
here. no son of mine is
gonna be looked up on
his birthday!"
the sst stop is a lunch
break at fudruckers {god
l love that places)
then he drives me back to
school, l am sad that the
fun is ending
he then guns the motor
and pops a mutha ******
...
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#24 - emozuka (08/03/2011) [+] (7 replies)
#219 - AdamAcev (08/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#155 - srsbraindamage (08/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
"the 1st stop is a lunch break.."

..it's dark out.
#43 - joshofsouls ONLINE (08/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
For my 6th birthday... My dad beat me.
....

True story.
#595 - nunwithagun (08/04/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**nunwithagun rolls 66**
#3 - fraggle (08/03/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Fudruckers you say?
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#137 - wogan (08/03/2011) [-]
My dad on my birthday.
My dad on my birthday.
#460 - hungrytoilet (08/03/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**hungrytoilet rolls 98** dubs and this goes in justin biebers bedroom
User avatar #465 to #460 - bkiewra (08/03/2011) [-]
**bkiewra rolls 99**
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#633 - kitsunekid (08/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#323 - supermegabar (08/03/2011) [+] (10 replies)
I have Dinosaur on Video... No workable VHS player in my house to watch it...
#38 - amplifythat (08/03/2011) [+] (3 replies)
lunch.....in the middle of the night.....
#487 - WhatIsGwaning (08/04/2011) [-]
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#224 - imogiant (08/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#670 - sonofspam (08/04/2011) [-]
I do this with random children.
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