George Carlin. R.I.P George Carlin 1937-2008. Fuck You" George Carlin. "Well right now Renee Zelwegger is blowing a Unicorn.", "God people are just fucking boring.", "Nobody cares about your children."
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

George Carlin

R.I.P George Carlin
1937-2008

Fuck You"
George Carlin
...
+21
Views: 1298
Favorited: 1
Submitted: 08/01/2011
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to datspecktastic E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #8 - uranoob (08/01/2011) [-]
"Well right now Renee Zelwegger is blowing a Unicorn.", "God people are just fucking boring.", "Nobody cares about your children.", "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.", "When you hear about a natural disaster, or a flood, or a drought, don't you secretly hope it gets worse?", "What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?"

And many, many more.
User avatar #1 - lolmasterx (08/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar." --George Carlin
#6 - kottonmouthjuggalo (08/01/2011) [-]
if you cant beat them arrange to have them beaten
User avatar #5 - matttboyagain (08/01/2011) [-]
"I think if God had intended us not to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter, ya know?"
0
#4 - dannidear **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
 Friends (0)