George Carlin. R.I.P George Carlin 1937-2008. Fuck You" George Carlin. "Well right now Renee Zelwegger is blowing a Unicorn.", "God people are just boring.", "Nobody cares about your children.", " George Carlin
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #8 - uranoob
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"Well right now Renee Zelwegger is blowing a Unicorn.", "God people are just ******* boring.", "Nobody cares about your children.", "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.", "When you hear about a natural disaster, or a flood, or a drought, don't you secretly hope it gets worse?", "What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?"

And many, many more.
User avatar #1 - lolmasterx
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"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar." --George Carlin
User avatar #2 to #1 - lolmasterx
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There was more, but I forget
User avatar #3 to #1 - datspecktastic [OP]
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classic
#6 - kottonmouthjuggalo
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if you cant beat them arrange to have them beaten
User avatar #5 - matttboyagain
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"I think if God had intended us not to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter, ya know?"
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