Hazard Warning: Woman. Be careful when you are involved with one.. A HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET A l ELEMENT: . woman ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as , but known to woman
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Hazard Warning: Woman

Be careful when you are involved with one.

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A HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET A
l ELEMENT: . woman
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as , but known to
vary from to
PROPERTIES
1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder
and paint
2. Eons at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent
reason
it Found in various grades ranging from virgin material
to common ore
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known
to man
MAMON USE
1. Highly ornamental. especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent
HAZARDS
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior
specimen
2. Possession of more than one is possible but
specimens must never make eye contact
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#1 - anonymous (07/31/2011) [-]
You, sir, deserve a metal
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