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There's something odd about her

Can't figure out what is so odd bout this gal. <br />
Wonder what planet she's from<br />
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Submitted: 03/02/2010
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#241 - jpsquints (03/22/2010) [-]
i can get a titty fucking in two different places with 1 girl
User avatar #240 - bouchedag (03/12/2010) [-]
triple the awesome.
#228 - anonymous (03/09/2010) [-]
I COULD PUT MY FINGER ON IT... WINK WINK
User avatar #221 - RawrLikeAKittyKat (03/03/2010) [-]
Man hands.
She has a Penis.
He has a Penis*.
Pardon me.
Oh, He has a penis along with big man-boobs x3. k.
#220 - Karatetar (03/03/2010) [-]
yeah. she's not in the kitchen.
User avatar #218 - ItzDitto (03/03/2010) [-]
my friend has a third nipple
its like her party trick!
#222 to #218 - krhunt (03/03/2010) [-]
party trick? like, she shows it to people? i want to see it. and the normal nipples as well so i can comapre how weird the extra one is lol
User avatar #223 to #222 - ItzDitto (03/03/2010) [-]
ahaha shes proud of it! its like below her boob and its just kind of there
lol you will end up in some girls shirt someday if you keep talking that
#224 to #223 - krhunt (03/03/2010) [-]
i'm in a girl's shirt all the time lol. i was just trying to see her tits lol
User avatar #217 - RippedB (03/03/2010) [-]
**RippedB rolls 293,858,809** This is the only way to correctly say "More to love." Not like those fat chicks try to pull off
User avatar #216 - Mustanglover (03/03/2010) [-]
I cant put my finger on wat "tit" is
#215 - Randomthug (03/03/2010) [-]
her name is triceratits
User avatar #214 - Dafuckyoudoin (03/03/2010) [-]
For people that thing four is to many and two just ain't enough!
#211 - Spoken (03/03/2010) [-]
tritties
#208 - DeviantDevil (03/03/2010) [-]
yeah, she's not making me a sammich
User avatar #210 to #208 - atvfrisco (03/03/2010) [-]
**atvfrisco rolls 733,666,514** no! She's gots three boobs! idiot.
#213 to #210 - DeviantDevil (03/03/2010) [-]
thats not wrong, that just makes her better, and i want my sammich damnit
#212 to #210 - Lemonth (03/03/2010) [-]
No she doesn't, dumbass.
#207 - DickPound (03/03/2010) [-]
Moar the merrier
User avatar #206 - JackSchidt (03/03/2010) [-]
from the song "bad jokes" by woody harrelson and John C Reilly

When God created woman
he gave her not two breasts but three
but the middle one got in the way
so God performed surgery

The woman stood before God
with the middle breast in hand
She said "what do we do with a useless boob"
And, God created Man.

My wife's favorite joke.
#205 - Bongofdestiny (03/03/2010) [-]
At first I was like ...?
But then I was like ...!
User avatar #203 - qwerasdfghjklzxc (03/03/2010) [-]
anybody remember the movie total recall.
User avatar #204 to #203 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/03/2010) [-]
that movie kicked some major ass, and the mutant hookers were... lol, can't really complain.
#227 to #204 - anonymous (03/08/2010) [-]
More like good luck chuck.
I wanna know what that condition is called, anyone else someone tell me, please.
User avatar #229 to #227 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/09/2010) [-]
the condition is called Polymastia.
User avatar #230 to #229 - JackSchidt (03/09/2010) [-]
very good... thats precisely correct---although chest-located polymastia is rare---most of the time its elsewhere on the body.
User avatar #231 to #230 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/09/2010) [-]
true, and the "third boob" usualy very deformed/undeveloped and not well placed. But hey, I'm sure its come in perfect and in the right spot before; a guy can dream.
User avatar #232 to #231 - JackSchidt (03/09/2010) [-]
ive seen photos (not online--in those paper-made things called books lol) actual pictures of p.m. cases --its rare---bout one in 10,000 cases--where the boob is perfect---this gal--triceratits is her porn name--has a natural 3rd, but it was deformed--hers has been surgically augmented. One i saw--dont remember if it was a ripleys case or not--a MAN had a D-cup--perfect shape too--on his right thigh
User avatar #233 to #232 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
lmao, triceratits, thats rich xD
Aw, man thats gotta suck for that guy.
gotta love the weird human genetic mutations.
I myself have a very close to severe case of Pectus excavatum.
User avatar #234 to #233 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
are you undergoing corrective treatment, if i may ask?
User avatar #235 to #234 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
Naw, my doctor didn't recomend me, says it'll be fine. I you ask me, the medical field is such a joke. It is clearly severe enough were I really should have surgery;...
User avatar #236 to #235 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
... you can clearly see (idk exactly what it is) an artery or my heart pulsating right at the end of my sternum, so in other words, something is very obviously being crushed. My stamina is also quiyt significantly lower than it should be...
User avatar #238 to #236 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
I know that I should even have an above average cardiovascular durability, judging from my younger years; I have a rare case were the indentation didn't begin to form until I passed adolescence.
User avatar #237 to #236 - JackSchidt (03/10/2010) [-]
sounds like you are gonna need some corrective surgery---my thoughts and prayers will be for your health
User avatar #239 to #237 - Jesusgoesmoo (03/10/2010) [-]
thanks man.
yeah, one of these years I'll have to go to some other physician and get a better opinion on the matter.
User avatar #202 - Mancub (03/03/2010) [-]
id still hit it
User avatar #201 - ANONYMOUSatheart (03/03/2010) [-]
the more the merrier
User avatar #243 to #201 - wazzupplaya (03/24/2010) [-]
lol thats fucking hilarious
#199 - Psykopathic (03/03/2010) [-]
Radioactivity is not our friend
User avatar #198 - IGNOREME (03/03/2010) [-]
Butthead: check it out beavis, this chick has three boobs
Beavis: huhuhuhu, how many butts does she have?
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