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User avatar #45 - deathedblack
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(07/31/2011) [-]

The nurse heard the man struggling and knocks on the door- 'Sir, are you alright?'

The man replies, 'No, I just can't seem to get the damn thing off!'

So the nurse walk in and says, 'Here, let me help you ;)' and begins to work her hands on him.

After a few minutes she asks, 'Is this helping then?' and the man goes red.

'Yes' he replies, 'But I meant the lid for this jar...'