Joke of the day
So an old man walks into a sperm bank and he says to the
receptionist ''I' d like to make a deposite"
The receptionist asks "How old are you?"
The old man looks her in the eyes and says 'Tm 94 and if
you' re implying what I think you are i' ll have you know my wife
isn' t here because she' s still tired from the last time we made
So the receptionist hands him the forms then after they are
filled out she hands him the jar and guides him to a room not
too far down the hall.
She says "We have magazines and other material to help if you
The man shrugged and said it wouldn' t be needed.
After he had closed the door and about 10 second went by then
sound came from the old mans room, sounds like he was
Yells, partially even sounding like he was having a heart attack.
The receptionist ran to the door knocked and said worriedly
Are you alright in there'?"
The old man replied ll
yes, but i can' t get the damn lid off of this jar."