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Joke of the day
So an old man walks into a sperm bank and he says to the
receptionist ''I' d like to make a deposite"
The receptionist asks "How old are you?"
The old man looks her in the eyes and says 'Tm 94 and if
you' re implying what I think you are i' ll have you know my wife
isn' t here because she' s still tired from the last time we made
love."
So the receptionist hands him the forms then after they are
filled out she hands him the jar and guides him to a room not
too far down the hall.
She says "We have magazines and other material to help if you
needet"
The man shrugged and said it wouldn' t be needed.
After he had closed the door and about 10 second went by then
sound came from the old mans room, sounds like he was
straining himself.
Yells, partially even sounding like he was having a heart attack.
The receptionist ran to the door knocked and said worriedly
Are you alright in there'?"
The old man replied ll
yes, but i can' t get the damn lid off of this jar."
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Submitted: 07/30/2011
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#6 - Womens Study Major (07/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#4 - WhatIsGwaning (07/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#28 - SweetJesus (07/31/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Old people...they just don't give a 						****					.
Old people...they just don't give a **** .
#18 - fibershark (07/31/2011) [+] (7 replies)
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User avatar #16 to #15 - aidentech (07/31/2011) [-]
you'll go to the post and yell something along the lines of " ******* repost"?
#1 - ROFL (07/30/2011) [-]
LOL
User avatar #40 - shadrach (07/31/2011) [-]
This reminds me of:

Why does dr. pepper come in a bottle?


Because his wife died.
#5 - astrophylousa (07/30/2011) [-]
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User avatar #3 - joosebawkz (07/30/2011) [-]
I'm sorry but this specific joke is so over used.
User avatar #45 - deathedblack (07/31/2011) [-]
*ALTERNATE ENDING*

The nurse heard the man struggling and knocks on the door- 'Sir, are you alright?'

The man replies, 'No, I just can't seem to get the damn thing off!'

So the nurse walk in and says, 'Here, let me help you ;)' and begins to work her hands on him.

After a few minutes she asks, 'Is this helping then?' and the man goes red.

'Yes' he replies, 'But I meant the lid for this jar...'
#13 - bobJML (07/31/2011) [-]
I heard this joke before, but still pretty funny.
I heard this joke before, but still pretty funny.
#41 - theakwardturtle (07/31/2011) [-]
an man is about to donate sperm and the worker there told him to bring the jar home and he came back the next day with the jar but it is empty, the worker asks him why its empty, he said he tried with his left hand, nothing, right hand, nothing so he got his wife and she used her left hand, nothing, right hand, nothing, mouth, nothing, so he got his wifes friend to try with her left hand, nothing, right hand, nothing, mouth, nothing. the worker asks 'wait, your wifes friend?!' the man said 'yeah, and we still coudn't get the jar open.
User avatar #10 - spermbank (07/30/2011) [-]
._. *poker face*
#46 - gelantinus (07/31/2011) [-]
I'll just leave this here.
User avatar #35 - legitstonzer (07/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
do you get paid for doing this? if so great sign me up if not **** that ill fap in the comfort of my bed
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