My Favorite Nursery Rhyme. By Charles Dickens... jk I don't expect this to get many thumbs but if you found it funny please thumb up.. There anee was a man His
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My Favorite Nursery Rhyme

By Charles Dickens... jk
I don't expect this to get many thumbs but if you found it funny please thumb up.

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There anee was a man His dick was ED large he
from nantucket eould suck it
Sto he with a grim, If my ear was a cunt l
while wiping his chin Oxnard **** .
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Submitted: 07/30/2011
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User avatar #4 - youngy (07/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
there was once a man from peru
he dream't he was eating his shoe
hhe awoke with a fright in the middle of the night
to see that his dream had true
#7 to #4 - bobJML (07/31/2011) [-]
I always think of Gary when I hear that story.
User avatar #6 - pantail (07/31/2011) [+] (2 replies)
there once was a man from peru,
who fell asleep in a conoe.
while dreaming of venus, he played with his PENIS.
and woke up with a hand full of goo
#70 - sneaksyoubacon (07/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
A little girl fell in the race
and the bear had a grin on his face
He stuck it in dry, as she started to cry
You could hear her screaming from space
#19 - pacreams (07/31/2011) [+] (3 replies)
There once was a man from peru
who dreamed he was eating his show
he woke up with a fright
in the middle of the night
to find that his dream had come true
User avatar #10 - chosenonex (07/31/2011) [+] (4 replies)
old mrs hubberd went to the cubbered
to fetch her dog a bone.
when she bent over
rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.
+21
#82 - KingslyKross **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #103 - thebuddha (07/31/2011) [+] (4 replies)
There once was a man from New Pass,
With balls made from solid brass,
In dark, stormy weather,
He'd clang em together,
and lightning shot out of his ass
User avatar #51 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (07/31/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That ******* whore
#58 to #51 - TheMadMillimeter (07/31/2011) [-]
jack and jill went up the hill
so he could lick her candy
jack got a shock
and a mouth full of cock
when he found out jills real name was randy
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/31/2011) [-]
I heard this one on the Facebook, so I have no idea who to give credit too.

There once was a young girl from Dallas
Who used a dynamite stick for a phallis
She lost her vagina, in North Carolina
And her asshole in Buckingham palace

Doesn't make a bunch of sense, but it's kinda funny.
User avatar #43 - lookitdatass (07/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
there once was a man from pompeii
who made a vagina from clay
but the heat from his dick
turned the clay into brick
and tore all his forskin away
-9
#45 - MrHat **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #52 to #46 - yourmotherwashere (07/31/2011) [-]
**yourmotherwashere rolls 55**
User avatar #41 - MusheenHed (07/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
there once was a man from peru
who dreamt he was heating his shoe
he woke with a fright
in the midst of the night
to see he had stabbed his wife
User avatar #74 - theglaw ONLINE (07/31/2011) [-]
Then i guess you could say

*puts on sunglasses*

his mind is full of ****
#15 - SpankThePanda (07/31/2011) [+] (3 replies)
there once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long
he could physically put it in his mouth
and give himself oral sex
User avatar #80 - rofolololol (07/31/2011) [-]
there once was a man from china
wasn't a very good climber
slipped on a rock
snapped off his cock
and now hes got a vagina
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/31/2011) [-]
There was once a man from nantucket......
i forgot how it went but your mom was a whore
+11
#25 - greatwhitetroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#63 - bairiko (07/31/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Jack and Jill forgot the pill
they scoffed at STD
Jack of course got genital warts
and Jill's a mother to be
#68 to #66 - bairiko (07/31/2011) [-]
if you read it thoroughly, the std bit ties in with the genital warts and the pill goes with jill being a mom
#9 - telestriation (07/31/2011) [-]
There once was a limerick,
Which didn't have any rhyme scheme or meter and had the wrong number of lines.
#62 - trainalf ONLINE (07/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
One my brother printed from a parody website.

Hickery-dickery-dock
Some bitch was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dropped that bitch on the next block.
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