WAYS TO ACHIEVE WORLD
Fun Ways Diplomatic Ways
1. thot) Cctv' 7720-
Through a religious cult,
fame, or notoriety, you can alters people' s HEY. good for' you! Uming
minds and per' captions Certain drugs are things the goodall' fashioned
ing, and subliminal messages WHY and , You most
can be spliced in White Noise, to help you likely WONT win the election,
with your' brainwashing and even if you do, the United
Nations would flip Their shit
2 / , CPU f' as soon as you Tried to invade
anyone else. Mt hey, trt least
we all know you' re a good guy.
Or girl. Not sexist,
Military coups can be Tricky,
especially if your' country is quite
powerful already. Mt many great
leaders have achieved power' this way;
Muammar , Idi Amin Dada,
and Augusto Pinochet to name a few!
The ambitious type, eh? This is less World
Fomentation and more World You
must have lots of patience and intelligence
to get this one to work. Try getting your'
hands on one of those Alluvium
Explosive Space Modulators,
Ll scam WARFARE.
You' d let millions be indiscriminately stricken ill
from a plague just so you can pick up the pieces
and rule? You' re sick! Mt not as sick as your'
victims! Since most would be , as
long as you had ANY influence in the world, you
could take over' with very little, if any
Uh, well, good luck with
that! Grand Greg...
IT' s gotta r' ing to it,