Taking a shit

And without even opening the lid...

the fuck

Lol nice.

I'd hit it..........





With a shovel.

i laughed hard after seeing that

Notice it says Vigorously. That calls for drastic measures

Also the fact the LID IS DOWN!! What witchcraft is this :L

am laughing so hard

here you go

eh people get the idea without the text, i appreciate the thought however.

yeah, i guess they do, want to see a gif?

why wouldn't I?

here it is...

or this...

batman gifs FTW!

I call an emergency batman convention. POST YOUR BEST BATMAN CRAP! pic unrelated

his dick hates getting beaten by batman

I thought batman had no parents...

it's really how his parents died. Noone knew he was batman before that.

Same,or at the pc,I once talked to a girl on the phone while taking a shit,she was like "what you doing now","um...watching tv so not taking a shit*

but then there's always that awkward moment when someone asks you what you're watching on tv....

Yeah,that sucks pretty bad,I always go with sports,what about you?

<--this show right here

Yeah its cool to say that to a family member or something,but to a chick whom you're about to date soon,not so much,nevertheless spongebob rox

just to clear things up, I am a chick~ and spongebob is fucking awesome.

oh...*Malfunction at the brain*,*Attempting to restart*

sorry if my sense of humor has come off as being a man O___O

No its actually really awesome,cause most of the girls I know are too girly and full of crap and sometimes its better to talk with a girl that you can actually joke and understand each other so its alright no problem lol

Awwwwww well she's not full of crap cause she poops

mhm i don't feel the need to act girly on this website just so people will realize I'm a girl and thumb up whatever I say, aha I like joking around alot better. Even though I am kinda girly in real life~ I have alot of guy friends.

Well you can be whatever you want to be however you want to be im tired and I'm gonna go sleep,tomorrow gonna do some hardcore guitar lessons >_>
I shall leave you with gay Anon dance,Good night FJ

it's 5 pm where I am so i assume you are from another country, goodnight new foreign friend~!

After that...

Probably the one person in the world who i would Kill and not feel any remorse at all in fact I would do it nice slow like and tear her head off while she watched kinda thing

I rather kill jb or rebecca black or this girl

Yea but id want that to be quick and deadly so not another word can come out of their mouth I just want to tear Minaj apart

Good point

I'm listening to her right now...then I read this

Dude?

If i saw that murder i'd just watch in shock


I mean seriously, it's pretty fucking insane when you can witness your own head getting torn off

It should say

i smell a smell... a smelly smelly smell... a smelly smelly smell that smells... SMELLEH!

Anchovies!