An open letter‘ about why
planking has got to stop
Here are a few things considered as 'coal':
Reasons behind its unholiness:
its artistic value equals taking a dump
people above © of 80 will find you dangerously lame
and avoid you at all cost (in case it' s contagious)
planking is as original as a can of beans (hint: it is not]
dead people can do it better
while planking, the performer may think Misha is
so rebellious, society will never cope with the giant
middle finger it has got. but in reality, no one gives a
W’ har_ E' You say you wanna people?
Well then, you bland little poop, perform planking
at one of these places:
Seriously, if you do, I will be impressed and send you
horny virgins on a daily basis.
These are NOT impressive places:
What you think of yourself when planking:
To make things worse, there is a new fad these shitless
came up with: OWLING!
Honestly, it looks like Mowgli from jungle Book is
trying to take a shit.
Stop this irritating! effortless, stupid,
converting nonsense before
more things get invented, like amounting,
airing, lightning or unthinking!
Every person with is brain