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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#337 - arearea
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(07/28/2011) [-]
my advisors told me not to make any more pre-recorded messages about the control group. that gave me an idea, make MORE pre-recoreded messages! i pay the bills here and i can talk about the control group all damn day!
#387 to #337 - anon id: 35e1a356
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(07/28/2011) [-]
DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel! the lab boys haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but it's a lively one, and it does NOT LIKE the human skeleton.
User avatar #373 to #337 - pikapi
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(07/28/2011) [-]
"If you've cut yourself at all in the course of these tests, you may have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline - that's normal. We've been shooting you with an invisible beam that's supposed to turn blood into gasoline, so all that means is it's working."