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14 Truths that take a lifetime to learn

Thanks for the front page everybody
I hope i didnt start a religious debate trying to make it this far!
Very true...

14 Truths that take a lifetime to learn
By: Drstupid
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and
a laxative on the same night,
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the
human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full
potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental
illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them,
5. You should not confuse your career with your life,
6. Nobody cares if you can' t dance well. Just get up and
dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife,
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear
and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings
time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even
remotely sug" gusts that you think she' s pregnant unless you
can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
ll. There comes a time when you should stop expecting
other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That
time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless
of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic
background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that
we are above average drivers.
13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is
not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It
never fails).
14. Your friends love you anyway.
FINAL Thought for the day:
Never be q/ raid to try something, new Remember that hang
built the A large group built
the Titanic.
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#27 - phantomballbag (07/27/2011) [+] (12 replies)
Must... Resist... Urge to point out stupidity of ark comment.


Must not start religious arguement on internet...
User avatar #81 - Nerdology (07/27/2011) [+] (11 replies)
Titanic= Real. Ark= Fake. Titanic worked, just ran into some trouble which the professionals had nothing to do with.
#95 to #81 - EpicFacePalm (07/27/2011) [-]
About three million rivets were used to hold the sections of the Titanic together. Some rivets have been recovered from the wreck and analysed. The findings show that they were made of sub-standard iron. When the ship hit the iceberg, the force of the impact caused the heads of the rivets to break and the sections of the Titanic to come apart. If good quality iron rivets had been used the sections may have stayed together and the ship may not have sunk.

As for the ark, you don't necessarily have the right to say whether it's fake or not. You're an Atheist I see, so you don't believe the bible. That's fine. But if you're going to correct someone, you better be able to back it up with conclusive evidence, which neither side can clearly provide, so no one can clearly claim whether it really happened or not.
#5 - Penguinn ONLINE (07/27/2011) [-]
What if someone is mean normally but nice to waiters?
#143 - yournewdad (07/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#91 - pandaeatscake (07/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
People stop caring after you turn 11, cause they just wanna see if you get a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry or not :3
#190 - MidgetInABikini (07/27/2011) [-]
15. No matter how hard you try, you will never fully understand redstone.
#104 - ilikepornalot (07/27/2011) [-]
My friends?
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#171 - esquire (07/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
IVE LICKED A STEAK KNIFE
IVE LICKED A STEAK KNIFE
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User avatar #145 - Tyranitar (07/27/2011) [-]
Number 6, thats why I'm honest. If someone asks why I wont dance, my answer is "Because I don't ******* want to dance"
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User avatar #21 to #20 - silverzepher (07/27/2011) [-]
the real one
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User avatar #4 - Lintutu (07/27/2011) [-]
I can't dance for **** . So no i will not get up and "dance" awkwardly for everyone to laugh at.
User avatar #230 - pyrelord (07/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Even if a large group of professionals built the titanic, It will never survive gods creation of the iceberg.
User avatar #184 - Nekatroz (07/27/2011) [-]
******** , the most powerful force in the universe is sex and bacon
User avatar #79 - jamesfranklin (07/27/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I have to disagree with 2 it should be religion
#74 - anonymous (07/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Pretty sure it just took me 20 seconds to learn this by you know, reading this. But maybe there is some secret i am missing.
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