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Embarrassing moments PART 3
Uploaded by: diamondhead
Thanks anonymoose for the help.
After this one I think I will rest a little....
Part 1: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2392352/Embarrassing+moments/...more »
Thanks anonymoose for the help.
After this one I think I will rest a little....
Part 1: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2392352/Embarrassing+moments/
Part 2: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2397098/Embarrassing+moments+PART+2/
Part 4:www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2419150/Embarrassing+moments+PART+4/
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#21
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SgtObvious (07/27/2011) [+]
(8 replies)
>8 years old
>Discover fapping
>Keep doing it for over an hour
>Dick gets swollen
>Get really afraid
>Have to tell my mom and dad what I did
>Discover fapping
>Keep doing it for over an hour
>Dick gets swollen
>Get really afraid
>Have to tell my mom and dad what I did
#40
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KobraKidd (07/27/2011) [+]
(13 replies)
> Me...6 years old.
> Discover porn for the first time, very curious.
> Watch video of girl getting pee'd on by guy.
> Decide I want to try this out, go to find guy best friend.
> Tell him what I want to do, he agrees.
> He says he doesn't have to pee at the moment.
> Feed him endless juice boxes.
> Finally when he has to pee I decide that I don't want him to pee directly on me.
> Make him pee on a sock instead.
> Rub sock on my body.
> Target achieved.
I WAS A VERY STRANGE LITTLE CHILD.
> Discover porn for the first time, very curious.
> Watch video of girl getting pee'd on by guy.
> Decide I want to try this out, go to find guy best friend.
> Tell him what I want to do, he agrees.
> He says he doesn't have to pee at the moment.
> Feed him endless juice boxes.
> Finally when he has to pee I decide that I don't want him to pee directly on me.
> Make him pee on a sock instead.
> Rub sock on my body.
> Target achieved.
I WAS A VERY STRANGE LITTLE CHILD.
#20
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threezerothree **User deleted account** (07/27/2011) [+]
(3 replies)
>8 years old
>My sister is 12
>Spying on her because it gets me hot
>Start humping the air
>Close eyes
>Sister spots me
>Try to run away
>Trip into my room onto my power-boner
>Hear parents come home
>Hear sister yelling and screaming telling on me
>Dad walks up the stairs, I can hear him fuming with anger
>He opens the door
>Gets on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>My sister is 12
>Spying on her because it gets me hot
>Start humping the air
>Close eyes
>Sister spots me
>Try to run away
>Trip into my room onto my power-boner
>Hear parents come home
>Hear sister yelling and screaming telling on me
>Dad walks up the stairs, I can hear him fuming with anger
>He opens the door
>Gets on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
#70
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IMADINO (07/27/2011) [+]
(4 replies)
8 years old, decide to go to the bathroom, in bathroom, try to aim straight up, piss in front of face, try to drink it like a water fountain, oh god why
#275
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beansncornbread (07/27/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
>in the woods
>life or death moment thursty as hell
>had no water so i drank piss
>whole internet laughs at me
>life or death moment thursty as hell
>had no water so i drank piss
>whole internet laughs at me
#283
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calvinandhobbesfan (07/27/2011) [+]
(5 replies)
Alright, this is all true:
>six years old going to a Asian female friend(same age) house
>only her dad was around
>She asks me to play the "friendship dance"
>I say fine
>she pulls down her pants
>tells me to pull down mine. Also that only daddy lets her do this and mommy dosen't like it.
>she lays down on her bed
> directs me on top of her
>you know the rest...
>after about a minute I realize this isn't something I should be doing and stop, even though she asks me to continue.
>After the school year was over I moved away. Never saw her again.
> In retrospect, this is a pretty messed up, but completely true story.
> And in double retrospect, if I didn't move away, I would probably be banging a hot Asian nympho right now...
>six years old going to a Asian female friend(same age) house
>only her dad was around
>She asks me to play the "friendship dance"
>I say fine
>she pulls down her pants
>tells me to pull down mine. Also that only daddy lets her do this and mommy dosen't like it.
>she lays down on her bed
> directs me on top of her
>you know the rest...
>after about a minute I realize this isn't something I should be doing and stop, even though she asks me to continue.
>After the school year was over I moved away. Never saw her again.
> In retrospect, this is a pretty messed up, but completely true story.
> And in double retrospect, if I didn't move away, I would probably be banging a hot Asian nympho right now...
#63
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johnthunda (07/27/2011) [-] >1st grade
>I gotta poop
>Go to bathroom, explosive diarrhea.
>Realize punk-ass kids stole all the toilet paper
>Really nervous.
>Pull up pants and walk out the bathroom, like a boss.
>Walk back into classroom
>Sit in chair
> SPLAT!
>Kids start saying P-U who smells?
>Kid points at me "IT'S HIM HE HAS POOP RUNNING DOWN HIS LEG!"
Oh god.. why?
>I gotta poop
>Go to bathroom, explosive diarrhea.
>Realize punk-ass kids stole all the toilet paper
>Really nervous.
>Pull up pants and walk out the bathroom, like a boss.
>Walk back into classroom
>Sit in chair
> SPLAT!
>Kids start saying P-U who smells?
>Kid points at me "IT'S HIM HE HAS POOP RUNNING DOWN HIS LEG!"
Oh god.. why?
#87
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gazinatmyballs **User deleted account** (07/27/2011) [+]
(2 replies)
This 6th grader looks like he's been held back a few years
#47
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LipoanTX (07/27/2011) [+]
(5 replies)
>just got my own video camera at age 11 (I was into making movies then)
>Playing around with camera on front lawn
>Semi attractive neighbor girls in their bathing suits tell me to pretend I'm from MTV and they're celebrities.
>Film them doing dumb shit for a while
>Girls go inside their house
>I follow, thinking they still want me to film them
>I follow them all the way into their room without them noticing.
>Their mom walks up the stairs and sees me filming her daughters in their bathing suits in their room.
>Playing around with camera on front lawn
>Semi attractive neighbor girls in their bathing suits tell me to pretend I'm from MTV and they're celebrities.
>Film them doing dumb shit for a while
>Girls go inside their house
>I follow, thinking they still want me to film them
>I follow them all the way into their room without them noticing.
>Their mom walks up the stairs and sees me filming her daughters in their bathing suits in their room.
#210
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moneynbitches **User deleted account** (07/27/2011) [+]
(4 replies)
>5 years old me (boy)
>Go over 6 year old friends house (boy)
>Watching action movie.
>See hot kissing scene.
>Want to know what it feels like to kiss on lips.
>Friend does too.
>Ask him if he wants to kiss on lips.
> He says yes
>We kiss
>His parents walk in, start freaking out.
>Im not gay.
>Go over 6 year old friends house (boy)
>Watching action movie.
>See hot kissing scene.
>Want to know what it feels like to kiss on lips.
>Friend does too.
>Ask him if he wants to kiss on lips.
> He says yes
>We kiss
>His parents walk in, start freaking out.
>Im not gay.
#18
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therealtotodile (07/27/2011) [+]
(2 replies)
>12 years old during summer
>Alone at home with only my sister
>My sister goes to skate outside
>She comes home at 9Pm
>I decide to scare her for shits and giggles
>It worked
>She threw the skateboard at my head
>I spent the next three days in a hospital bed
Oh God Why?
>Alone at home with only my sister
>My sister goes to skate outside
>She comes home at 9Pm
>I decide to scare her for shits and giggles
>It worked
>She threw the skateboard at my head
>I spent the next three days in a hospital bed
Oh God Why?
#261
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beansncornbread (07/27/2011) [-] >a young kid
>walking home from movies with parents
>random asshole murders parents right infront of my face
>walking home from movies with parents
>random asshole murders parents right infront of my face
#343
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N. Korean citizen (07/27/2011) [+]
(2 replies)
-6th grade in a talent show (female)
-theres a bunch of free soda
-drink a bajillion
- have to piss so badddd
-teacher said no bathroom
-think maybe ill sneak backstage
-pants attatched to shirt as a part of uniform
-get naked ._.
-just about ready to piss, crouching down butt naked, hear someone coming
-think maybe ill hide in this closet
-open the closet, turns out its actually the door to the stage
-standing butt naked, face is red as fuck, see all my friends staring at me, and my tiny virgin bladder cant hold it in much longer due to the stress
-piss myself naked in front of whole school
-haunts me forever, never told family
and i remember the precise words haunting me:
Oh my god, is she peeing?!
-too ashamed to log in U.U
-true story.
-theres a bunch of free soda
-drink a bajillion
- have to piss so badddd
-teacher said no bathroom
-think maybe ill sneak backstage
-pants attatched to shirt as a part of uniform
-get naked ._.
-just about ready to piss, crouching down butt naked, hear someone coming
-think maybe ill hide in this closet
-open the closet, turns out its actually the door to the stage
-standing butt naked, face is red as fuck, see all my friends staring at me, and my tiny virgin bladder cant hold it in much longer due to the stress
-piss myself naked in front of whole school
-haunts me forever, never told family
and i remember the precise words haunting me:
Oh my god, is she peeing?!
-too ashamed to log in U.U
-true story.
#74
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scroogeymcduck (07/27/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
>14 year old
>in religion class
>giving presentation about incense
>say the presentation like a boss
>sit down
>classmate whispers "dude, you said INCEST, not incense"
>Oh god, why
>in religion class
>giving presentation about incense
>say the presentation like a boss
>sit down
>classmate whispers "dude, you said INCEST, not incense"
>Oh god, why
#107
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N. Korean citizen (07/27/2011) [-]
>le 5 year old me in floaties
>show up to the pool
> screams "excuse me" so everyone looks at me
> announces im going into the pool
>stick foot in
>piss myself
>run away
>show up to the pool
> screams "excuse me" so everyone looks at me
> announces im going into the pool
>stick foot in
>piss myself
>run away
#13
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gerdinn (07/26/2011) [+]
(5 replies)
>8 years old
>In Social Studies class
>Teacher asks me to read a paragraph
>Reads Virginia as Vagina
>Whole class laughs
>In Social Studies class
>Teacher asks me to read a paragraph
>Reads Virginia as Vagina
>Whole class laughs
#85
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sanchofiveohnine (07/27/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
>in 2nd grade
.> its pajama day
>i dont have a pajama so i grab old sweat pants (i didnt wear for a reason) and shirt
>change into pajama at school
>after school ends i notice i have a big hole in sweat pants ( right on the ass crack)
>Didnt wear underwear that day
.> its pajama day
>i dont have a pajama so i grab old sweat pants (i didnt wear for a reason) and shirt
>change into pajama at school
>after school ends i notice i have a big hole in sweat pants ( right on the ass crack)
>Didnt wear underwear that day
#537
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diamondhead (07/27/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
>am a dog
>walk by a mirror
>holy fuck there's another dog
>bark
>he barks
>what the fuck
>who is this dog
>walk by a mirror
>holy fuck there's another dog
>bark
>he barks
>what the fuck
>who is this dog
