Things Banned by the Bible. obviously this guy is just being funny. dont take it too seriously... i'm going to get so many red thumbs for this but... all of those things that the Bible bands are in the old testament, which in the old testament all those thin
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Things Banned by the Bible

obviously this guy is just being funny. dont take it too seriously.

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User avatar #47 - mrgriff (07/27/2011) [+] (14 replies)
i'm going to get so many red thumbs for this but...



all of those things that the Bible bands are in the old testament, which in the old testament all those things where meant to make one "holy", but where only for Jew's (God's people) not gentiles (not Jews i.e. everyone else), but when Christ died he "erased the board of rules" and wrote only one which you all probably know.

--A Christian who knows his crap, but won't shove it down your throat
#37 - trollfaceismycuz (07/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#229 - illegalmartian (07/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Notice all these chapters are from the old testimony, meaning it only applied to the children of Israel (jews)
#143 - monhi (07/27/2011) [+] (4 replies)
For some reason I feel like there wasn't football when the bible was written
User avatar #207 - jstinch (07/27/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Well. Actually that I think Leviticus is only for Judaism.
See, back in the day, God was like, ******* pissed as a raging whore on steroids, so we killed a dick load of sheep and pigs to make him all sorry and **** . So, Jesus was all like, "Yo man, **** this **** " and Judas was all like, "Nah, **** THIS **** " and Jesus died and stuff. So, because Jesus was like this sacrificed sheep dude. It made sacrificing stuff, and the rest of Leviticus obsolete.
tl;dr: Jesus ****** the book of Leviticus
User avatar #221 - sethrogan (07/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
it is a common misconception that the bible tells people to do that in the present day, these were rules for the jewish religion which is based purely off of the old testament
#22 - comotellamas (07/27/2011) [+] (7 replies)
#213 - thekilljoy (07/27/2011) [+] (4 replies)
That only applies to Jews... so your wrong.
#119 - anonymous (07/27/2011) [-]
"Let he who is without sin throwith the first rock and I shall smoketh it!" Exodus 20:5
#71 - CampenCarl (07/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Is it wrong that I agree with the last one?
#239 - reyesman (07/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#4 - vitafix (07/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Too bad that religious people, are to busy abusing the power that the government has invested in them.
User avatar #153 - garuda (07/27/2011) [-]
moral of the story:

Leviticus is an ass hole
#131 - hehehahafu (07/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i need my pork
#15 - CrazyWhiteGurl (07/26/2011) [+] (6 replies)
And the sad part is that later on in the bible Jesus came along and basically trumped everything in the Old Testament. I don't even know why Christians even read or study that part of the bible because it plays not part to their salvation since later on in the new testament Jesus and God basically tells the reader to ignore it.

(All the verses up there are from the Old Testament)
#132 - anonymous (07/27/2011) [+] (30 replies)
All of those are in the Old Testament. Christ Jesus gave us a new Covenant when He died and resurrected. Meaning we aren't locked by the chains of the law anymore, meaning we don't have to live by the Leviticus Law. Christ freed us from it. Thank you.
#151 to #148 - sircool (07/27/2011) [-]
saying jesus didn't rise from dead: reasonable. to say he didn't have super powers: reasonable. To say he didn't exist: your ******* retard. obviously some one existed then and effected things on a large scale to create the world we are in today. and entire religion doesn't take over an entire region without some one leading it, and that guy was jesus.
#80 - kkKhris (07/27/2011) [-]
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User avatar #3 - ciza (07/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
im not sure football was in the bible
#5 to #3 - Drageads (07/26/2011) [-]
The law was you can't do anything except sit down and think about god on saturdays.
#199 - banjofrank (07/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I think we can all get on bored with the last one guys... I for one don't want to die from a bear attack
#124 - sharksloveme (07/27/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I agree with the last one, and I'm a woman.
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