Airguitar's 'Random Lols'
It has been a year since I last posted something- So here is an
ORIGINAL (ooh spicy!) post aboutthe mmy/ stupid/
have been up tome past year:
ttl PIZZA SMILEY
I ordered a Pizza from Pizza Hut online with
pineapples (don’ t judge me). In the “special
instructions” reditt I asked them to make the
pineapples look like a smiley face.
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I was tempted to ash them to make it penis
shaped but decided not to
I thought it would be funny to make a PBX“!
came out better than you think. I even tried a
few bites... IT DIDN' T SUCK. Then it started
turning green..... I also recently tried a (plain)
popcorn sandwich, it was alright.. Since, I have
been told I was should have added Peanut Butter?
Other ideas: Pizza pancake, Raw spaghetti, Cereal
with tomato Nice.
tta ADVENTURE TO 7/ 11 Stor
My brother and I decided at 2: 00 A. M. it was the
PERFECT time to walk a mile and a half to 1/ 11
for Slurpees and other shitty but delicious food.
Well everything was going fine until we were 3/ 4
there and my brother announced he had to take a
HUGE shit. I told him to hold it like a real man but
as we approached the 1/ 11 he was whining about
how he “needed to go", so when the worker at the
store tells us there wasn' t a bathroom he went off
into the woods to drop a roaring fudge dragon
while I stand in the parking lot at 3: 00 A. M.
looking suspicious. After 10 minutes of crouching
he finished (he used his underpants to wipe his
ass). While in the store all my brother ended up
buying was some wet wipes which he used soon
after when he took a second shit next to a church.
tta SLEEPING IN aoo PLACES (Story)
While on vacation last summer I thought it would
be funny to challenge myself to sleep in weird
places. I succeeded in falling asleep on:
on an Ironing Board
In the Shower
on a Granite Table
I am a pro at sleeping as you can see. I have a
habit of falling asleep in the shower every morning
while standing up. Can you beat that?
tts BICYCLE DOUBLE TROLL
At my dorm someone left their bike at the top of
the stairwell... and never used it. After a few
months of seeing it there standing idle I decided
to troll the owner by leaving this sign on it.
The owner of the bike (I never found out who) took
the sign down after a day so I soon put up another
sign but for . 00, it was taken down soon after
which really amused me. one of the best parts
about the prank is the number I provided to 'eau''
is a man my friend wanted me to troll anyway.
Thankyou all, I don' t care but PLEASE, ifyou have
consistories yourself- tell in the comments!