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Ostrich

insert clever description here

fl Widdler . U id . WILIE id "
behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. the
man says "I' ll have a hamburger, fries, and a coke,"
then the waitress turns to the ostrich and says, "and
for you?" "I' ll have the same," the waitress then says
that will be . 40, please," the man then pulls out
the exact change without hesitating.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again. The
man says "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," The
ostrich, again, says "Same," . Once again, the man
reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change
without even looking.
This becomes a routine until friday and the waitress
says "The usual?" and the man replies, "No. Today is
friday, so I would like a steak, baked potato, and a
salad" , The ostrich then says "Same," . The waitress
then says, "That will be . 62," The man, without
looking, reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact
change.
The waitress says, "May I ask how you always have
exact change ready in your pocket?" The man replies,
A while ago, I found a magic lamp in my attic and a
genie came out. Sadly, he would only grant me two
wishes. My first wish was that whenever I had to pay
for something, I would have the money i needed in my
pocket," The waitress replies, "That' s brilliant! Most
people would wish for millions of dollars, but you have
an infinite!" The man nods with a grin. The waitress
then asks about the ostrich. The man answers sadly, "
My second wish was for a dumb chick with a big ass
that would always agree with me,"
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#1 - romerorocks (07/26/2011) [-]
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