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Finland 3.

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Finland - 2
1 Simo Hana
Simo Haws, aka. The White Dead.
This guy is a ******* badass. He
served for three months during the
World War 2. Rumours say that he
shot alone 542 Russian soldiers, but
the right number would propably be
around 200. He' s still one of the most
deadliest sharp shooters ever.
He got shot in the face, but
survived it and lived to be 96
years old and died in 2002.
1 1 . Perkele
Perkele is a Finnish swear
that has no translation in any
other country. Perkele is
something like Satan' s great
12. Mammi
Mammi is Finnish traditional
food that looks like **** and
is eaten during the Easter.
Anyone who' s not from
Finland would not
be able to eat it.
13. Driving
Finns are known to be good drivers
and there have been many and
World Rally champions.
If you want to win,
hire a Finn!"
Finland has won the Eurovision
song contest only once, in 2006.
Th artist was called
Lordi", the band dresses in
monster suits and plays metal.
That' s rare in .
1 S. Conan O' Brien
Conan O' Brien has featured Finland
multiple times in his shows and has
claimed ownership due to
resemblance of Tania Halonen,
Finland' s president.
16, Truth of Finland
Finnish people are Eskimos, ride
dogsleds and live with polar bears.
This is not true, but some
butthurt Portuguese told
me so, maybe it' s true?
I don' t believe I' ll
make more parts.
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#31 - everythingis (07/26/2011) [+] (12 replies)
#87 - thebigbang (07/26/2011) [-]
No more parts?

I guess you could say you're finish-ed!
#91 - kakemckake (07/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #33 - ToasterPancake (07/26/2011) [-]
all of these country posts make me want to look at Scandinavia and the World comics again
User avatar #8 - danitho (07/25/2011) [-]
I must say...Norway got a ******* badass neighbor ;)
#72 - camposblz (07/26/2011) [-]
forgot the dudesons bro
User avatar #15 - inbeforeherpes (07/25/2011) [+] (12 replies)
You should tone down the cocky-ness a bit. Where as the German comics are general facts about the country, these are just stating why Finland is the best place in the world, when we both know it isn't. It's not the richest, the safest, the cleanest, the smartest, the most powerful, the most unique, etc.

And before someone goes all ******** on me, I'm not american (which I know the general population believes that if I mention the weaknesses of a certain country other than the US, I have to be an American). Release the red thumbs!
#17 to #15 - equu (07/26/2011) [-]
It still was voted to be the best country in the world in 2010 ;)
#9 - OwOmon (07/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Pssst, you forgot to mention the polar bears that we have in our backyards..
User avatar #7 - SlikToxic (07/25/2011) [-]
Shot in the face with an exploding bullet. Not a normal bullet :P
#78 - vallander (07/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Actually mate, Perkele was the God of thunder in The Finnish Mythology.
"Perkele, the Devil. Originally a god of thunder, Perkele was demonized with the introduction of the Christian religion. Related to Baltic Perkunas and Norse Thor."
#56 - Vegetaftfw (07/26/2011) [-]
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Lordi <3
User avatar #49 - janedoev (07/26/2011) [-]
aww I remember Lordi! they kicked ass! Gonna play some Lordi tunes noww, awwwwwwwwwww yeahh :))
#90 - ledhendrix (07/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I Sweden we have "Palt". And I don't think anone in the whole world want to eat it any more. It's practically boiled pig-blood with liver and bread...
User avatar #86 - cavemansrevenge (07/26/2011) [-]
I am Finnish and we have things that I personally think are badass even though no one else thinks so. Also, if you're not Finnish, you won't understand
#70 - thefreshprincewk (07/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
what the **** is this?
User avatar #24 - laughattak (07/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
What would be the proper pronunciation of that swear word, pekele?
User avatar #23 - alucardhell ONLINE (07/26/2011) [-]
had Mämmi, and i am german. It can be handled by some outside of Finland
User avatar #3 - larski (07/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
kerran oon maistanut mämmiä enkä varmasti enää ikinä maista uudestaan
User avatar #77 - suppeh (07/26/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Perkele, doesent perkele mean Fan or Faen in Swedish and Norgweigan?
#45 - vinmaster (07/26/2011) [-]
Perkele is also a band
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