Germany part 2. Addition to 5: Music is still allowed. Only extremistic music has always been forbidden. But in 2002 they really considered to forbid Slipknot.  germany The Game pony never gonna give You Up
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Germany part 2

Germany part 2. Addition to 5: Music is still allowed. Only extremistic music has always been forbidden. But in 2002 they really considered to forbid Slipknot.

Addition to 5:
Music is still allowed. Only extremistic music has always been forbidden.
But in 2002 they really considered to forbid Slipknot.
Part 1 -> /funny_pictures/2397694/Germany/
Netherlands -> /funny_pictures/2400808/The+Netherlands/
Sweden -> /funny_pictures/2401938/Sweden/
Canada -> /funny_pictures/2402850/Canada/
UK -> /funny_pictures/2402519/Facts+about+the+U+K/
New Zealand -> /funny_pictures/2404567/New+Zealand+Facts/

Facts about Germany
Part 2
Hello junkers
First of all I want to apologize. I didnt
want to insult the Austrians because of
Hitler. I think that only the people who
made it and the people who ignored it
should be blamed.
But I don' t understand why I should apo-
logicz for something I haven' t done only
because I was born in Germany.
The best we can and should do is to
remember and take care that something
like the Holocaust will never happen
I was happy that you liked my last
compilation, so here is part 2:
In Germany we are
alowed to buy and
drink beer, wine and
soft stuff like this
with the age of 16.
To buy and drink spirits you have to be
That is the same age you need to make a
driver' s licence (for cars).
So you learn drinking before you learn
Beer is a staple food in Germany and
nobody cares if you have one for lunch.
In the Jevee brewery some workers pro-
tested when the management wanted to
forbid having beer for breakfast.
Germany has the gnd biggest beer
consume in Europe with 109. twiiter
per person per year. only
the Czech Republic citizens are drinking
Of course you don' t have to
hide battles in public.
nearly every German man
can open a beer bottle with
a lighter.
You can' t twist the caps)
I don' t know the exactly rules but usally
you are not allowed to own firearms, saps,
tasers, big knifes, butterfly knifes, etc.
When you are a hunter or marksman you
are allowed but you have to make tests to
become one and you have to lock the
weapons in a safe.
In video games blood is removed and most
of the violent games are forbidden.
In the german C& C versions there were
only robots instead of human soldiers.
In april 2002 a guy killed 19 people in his
school. In his leisure time he was listenig
to Slipknot and playing CS. Conservative
politicians claimed that this was the
reason and aggressive music and video
games should be forbidden. They fucked
up everything.
You asked me to write something about
We have everything from to 10.
I think our women are average.
German boys seem to be shyer than guys
from other countrys and if you are a good
seducer you' ll have an easy game on the
girls. But that only counts for the daytime.
When they are drunken they hit on every
girl and they primary go out in the night
to get wasted and laid.
I don' t know about other countrys but
prostitution is legal and we have sex shops
where you can buy toys, poms, etc. and
some have cabins where you can watch
porn and jerk off.
We are very liberal with
sex. Younger people
talking about it a lot
and most of the people
don' t give a fuck about
preferences. Althought
we don' t have gay
marriage it is no big
deal when you are gay.
is there anything else you' d like to know?
Tell me and I' ll make a third part.
Please don' t forget to thumb and take
some time to make a comp about your
It' s worth it! The first part was on
frontpage 2-)
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User avatar #119 - sharkinacan
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(07/25/2011) [-]
What I find funniest is that if I did this about Britain, no one would give a ****.
User avatar #123 to #119 - deathhard
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(07/25/2011) [-]
I disagree. :/
#129 to #123 - kizzleb
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(07/25/2011) [-]
As do I, I as an American would like to know more about Britain.
User avatar #138 to #129 - blueblob
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(07/25/2011) [-]
As an American who lives in Britain, it's ****
#514 to #138 - anonid: c6ad01d4
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(07/26/2011) [-]
As a fellow brother who lives in London.... its ******** than a **** hole covered on puked up ****... i mean there is mold everyfuking where... never stops fuking raining.... party time at night is kinda fun although you are always afraid someone would mug you.
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User avatar #917 to #858 - blueblob
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Nah it's asians with knives that steal things...usual from other asians but that's just because basically the whole place is populated by asians
User avatar #1020 to #129 - Klondyke
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(07/26/2011) [-]
Good football (soccer) clubs; **** national team.
We have really sunny weather, then 3 days of rainy weather. In summer.
It's rough in some places.
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User avatar #141 to #129 - bulletcatcher
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All of us drink tea and eat limes to excess (generally not at the same time). We drink G&Ts like thirsty sailors and everybody knows the queen. Occasionally, we go round to Buckingham palace for some earl grey and a slice of tiffin.
User avatar #1078 to #141 - sharkinacan
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as a british guy... wtf is tiffin?
#281 - DiscoBeaver
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User avatar #293 to #281 - matticus
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(07/25/2011) [-]
honestly dude, which would you prefer?

also, "DiscoBeaver"? ****** lol'd. i just have a picture in my mind of a beaver dancing with patrick swayze.
#219 - axlsummer
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(07/25/2011) [-]
+ You panflet lists nothing between 1939 and 1945 !

#235 to #219 - techketzer
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#576 to #235 - alecskiroux
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enjoy the laughs
#192 - dibles
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only because it was in the 1st comp
#413 - blackbabees
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(07/26/2011) [-]
You never answered my question about why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch...
#748 to #413 - anonid: c7d0d645
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i love them, and i'm 22 can't really tell you why everyone loves them, maybe because at least you can drink the milk and it also tast like cinnamon! (don't grammar nazi me, i'm from austria)
User avatar #473 - randomsomehobo
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Here are some facts about us Canadians..
During the summer time our igloos melt (It's very annoying to have to remake them every winter)
It gets real depressing around here when we run out of maple syrup, bacon, and beer
Our pet beavers and moose keep running away
And we love to play hockey 24/7
User avatar #484 to #473 - chibitalex
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User avatar #487 to #484 - randomsomehobo
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Canadian bacon (ham) Yeah
#775 to #473 - hibakugai
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#515 - athugwithcookies
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(07/26/2011) [-]
Why do you guys love David Hasslehoff so much?
#533 to #515 - anonid: ff86a1c4
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(07/26/2011) [-]
That's actually an awesome story. I'll let OP take care of that story though because he can probably tell it better.
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#56 - anonid: 9bbb62d7
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I hate Germany. Not because I've been there, and not because of any sort of nazi racism, but because it ruined my relationship. This summer my girlfriend went on a trip to Germany with the school. It was supposed to be a supervised trip but it was anything but. All the kids got drunk every night. While my girl was there, she hooked up with not one, but two guys. You should also know that I have never gotten past 2nd base with her, but while she was on this trip, she ****** both of the guys, and then told everyone on the trip afterwards. Its also rumored that she had a threesome with two other dudes who were on the trip. She lost her virginity to two asshole she didn't even know and will never see again, one of them was actually 7 years older than her (yes, it was illegal). My friends didn't tell me because they wanted me to enjoy my three week trip to holland, and not be all emotional the whole time. She could have told me but she never did until just a few days ago when one of my mates gave it to me straight. That's why i hate germany.

tl;dr: girlfriend lost her virginity to 2 dudes she didn't know in germany
#60 to #56 - sasa
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Thats how we roll
User avatar #61 to #56 - agx
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She didn't deserve you bro.
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#74 to #56 - luxxorz
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#63 to #56 - jogep
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sounds like we are relationship testers ;)
#80 to #56 - ilusomuch
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User avatar #89 to #56 - CaptainJohnPrice
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Way to generalize an entire population.
#94 to #56 - abortionator
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Your girlfriend is actually just a whore!
#65 to #56 - TheBagelMonster
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User avatar #64 to #56 - Bradio
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that's your ex-girlfriends fault. Not Germany
#78 to #56 - basshead
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So it's germany's fault that your gf got drunk and did 2 guys? You're an idiot.
User avatar #68 to #56 - ilikemyname
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it's not Germany's fault your girlfriend was a slut
User avatar #66 to #56 - germantes
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You say you hate germany just because you ex is a whore? I could bet you're 12 or mentally retarded
#1013 - anonid: dec5223b
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Soo.... I'm a 16 year old American and I've been taking german for 3 years now. What are my chances of getting laid when I go there next year?
#1015 to #1013 - harleq
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(07/26/2011) [-]
Nicht so gut.
#1068 to #1015 - dabayer
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(07/27/2011) [-]
Well, it depends on what expectations you have ;)