Germany part 2. Addition to 5: Music is still allowed. Only extremistic music has always been forbidden. But in 2002 they really considered to forbid Slipknot.
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Germany part 2

Addition to 5:
Music is still allowed. Only extremistic music has always been forbidden.
But in 2002 they really considered to forbid Slipknot.
Part 1 -> funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2397694/Germany/
Netherlands -> funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2400808/The+Netherlands/
Sweden -> www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2401938/Sweden/
Canada -> funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2402850/Canada/
UK -> www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2402519/Facts+about+the+U+K/
New Zealand -> www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2404567/New+Zealand+Facts/

Facts about Germany
Part 2
Hello junkers
First of all I want to apologize. I didnt
want to insult the Austrians because of
Hitler. I think that only the people who
made it and the people who ignored it
should be blamed.
But I don' t understand why I should apo-
logicz for something I haven' t done only
because I was born in Germany.
The best we can and should do is to
remember and take care that something
like the Holocaust will never happen
again.
I was happy that you liked my last
compilation, so here is part 2:
In Germany we are
alowed to buy and
drink beer, wine and
soft stuff like this
with the age of 16.
To buy and drink spirits you have to be
That is the same age you need to make a
driver' s licence (for cars).
So you learn drinking before you learn
driving.
Beer is a staple food in Germany and
nobody cares if you have one for lunch.
In the Jevee brewery some workers pro-
tested when the management wanted to
forbid having beer for breakfast.
Germany has the gnd biggest beer
consume in Europe with 109. twiiter
per person per year. only
the Czech Republic citizens are drinking
Of course you don' t have to
hide battles in public.
AND
nearly every German man
can open a beer bottle with
a lighter.
You can' t twist the caps)
I don' t know the exactly rules but usally
you are not allowed to own firearms, saps,
tasers, big knifes, butterfly knifes, etc.
When you are a hunter or marksman you
are allowed but you have to make tests to
become one and you have to lock the
weapons in a safe.
In video games blood is removed and most
of the violent games are forbidden.
In the german C& C versions there were
only robots instead of human soldiers.
In april 2002 a guy killed 19 people in his
school. In his leisure time he was listenig
to Slipknot and playing CS. Conservative
politicians claimed that this was the
reason and aggressive music and video
games should be forbidden. They ******
up everything.
You asked me to write something about
women.
We have everything from to 10.
I think our women are average.
German boys seem to be shyer than guys
from other countrys and if you are a good
seducer you' ll have an easy game on the
girls. But that only counts for the daytime.
When they are drunken they hit on every
girl and they primary go out in the night
to get wasted and laid.
I don' t know about other countrys but
prostitution is legal and we have sex shops
where you can buy toys, poms, etc. and
some have cabins where you can watch
porn and jerk off.
We are very liberal with
sex. Younger people
talking about it a lot
and most of the people
don' t give a **** about
preferences. Althought
we don' t have gay
marriage it is no big
deal when you are gay.
is there anything else you' d like to know?
Tell me and I' ll make a third part.
Please don' t forget to thumb and take
some time to make a comp about your
country!
It' s worth it! The first part was on
frontpage 2-)
...
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User avatar #119 - sharkinacan (07/25/2011) [+] (10 replies)
What I find funniest is that if I did this about Britain, no one would give a **** .
#281 - DiscoBeaver (07/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#219 - axlsummer (07/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
+ You panflet lists nothing between 1939 and 1945 !


- EVERYONE WAS ON VACATION
#192 - dibles (07/25/2011) [-]
only because it was in the 1st comp
#413 - blackbabees (07/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
You never answered my question about why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch...
User avatar #473 - randomsomehobo (07/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Here are some facts about us Canadians..
During the summer time our igloos melt (It's very annoying to have to remake them every winter)
It gets real depressing around here when we run out of maple syrup, bacon, and beer
Our pet beavers and moose keep running away
And we love to play hockey 24/7
#515 - athugwithcookies (07/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Why do you guys love David Hasslehoff so much?
#915 - norwegianlolz (07/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#56 - anonymous (07/25/2011) [+] (15 replies)
I hate Germany. Not because I've been there, and not because of any sort of nazi racism, but because it ruined my relationship. This summer my girlfriend went on a trip to Germany with the school. It was supposed to be a supervised trip but it was anything but. All the kids got drunk every night. While my girl was there, she hooked up with not one, but two guys. You should also know that I have never gotten past 2nd base with her, but while she was on this trip, she ****** both of the guys, and then told everyone on the trip afterwards. Its also rumored that she had a threesome with two other dudes who were on the trip. She lost her virginity to two asshole she didn't even know and will never see again, one of them was actually 7 years older than her (yes, it was illegal). My friends didn't tell me because they wanted me to enjoy my three week trip to holland, and not be all emotional the whole time. She could have told me but she never did until just a few days ago when one of my mates gave it to me straight. That's why i hate germany.

tl;dr: girlfriend lost her virginity to 2 dudes she didn't know in germany
User avatar #66 to #56 - germantes (07/25/2011) [-]
You say you hate germany just because you ex is a whore? I could bet you're 12 or mentally retarded
#1013 - anonymous (07/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Soo.... I'm a 16 year old American and I've been taking german for 3 years now. What are my chances of getting laid when I go there next year?
#1015 to #1013 - harleq (07/26/2011) [-]
Nicht so gut.
#1007 - thebigbang (07/26/2011) [-]
I'm also german and this is pretty accurate.
User avatar #765 - TheOneKing (07/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I had an argument with my high school sociology teacher two years ago about violent video games. His argument kept saying that the video game companies don't care, it's all about money and that it's their fault. I told him that the fault lies with the parents and not the gaming companies. There is a reason for the rating system, if it says; "M for Mature" then why would a parent willingly buy their 12 year old kid that game? To get the kid to shut up and stop begging for a game that is obviously not appropriate for them. They do it so they don't have to put up with the kid acting up anymore, that or they are too damn stupid to realize that a game called; "Grand Theft Auto" or "Red Dead Redemption" doesn't involve happy kittens playing with yarn balls. Then when they find out what the game is really about they get all pissed, but not at themselves, oh no cause they are "good parents and never make mistakes". We wouldn't even have this debate if people would recognize that the fault lies within whomever bought the game, not the developers who are trying to sell a great game, and let's face it; violence sells.
#987 - potatos ONLINE (07/26/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Has anyone done one on Sweden yet, or should i do the honors?
#904 - lordromz (07/26/2011) [+] (5 replies)
pros: beer & sexual freedom
cons: games and music

thats just about rounds up what i've learned here.

...damn those politicians, they deserve the oven.
#920 to #914 - Timmietim (07/26/2011) [-]
Holland , all that plus weed
#2 - nodelius (07/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
What kind of socks did Hitler wear?
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#771 - hibakugai (07/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Meeeeeeeem... If you were in a German shiza video, you'd tell me, right?
User avatar #429 - Kinchi (07/26/2011) [+] (16 replies)
There was a kid in my town that killed his parents so he could throw a party and he was a little wigger rap loving faggot and was too busy going out getting drunk to ever play video games, I'm pretty sure your choice in music and games has nothing to do with creating a murderer.
#21 - astrophylousa (07/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Fussball?
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