Evangelical Atheist

#1263 - KermitTheBatman (05/31/2010) [-]

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#1262 - Lutherboyy (04/19/2010) [-]

Here's how I see it. I would rather live my life believing that God is real and find out when I die he's not than living believing he's not real and finding out he is when I die.

#1265 to #1262 - StealthPrawn (08/24/2010) [-]

Did you seriously just try Pascal's Wager? Take two seconds to think about that again, and you'll realize why it's a retarded theory.

#1260 - joemand (04/05/2010) [-]

Is it so hard to believe God made evolution? Some do believe that when they die...they simply die and all the memories, the knowledge, the good and the bad times just vanish. Is that our fate? Maybe that is why people create gods, to stop it from hap

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#1259 - anonymous (04/04/2010) [-]

Youre not called anal explosion for nothing, arent you?

#1255 - kaboozle123 (03/31/2010) [-]

I'm a pastafarian. my god is a giant flying spaghetti monster and i don't have to do shit. my communion consists of, you guessed it, PASTA. and my holy moments are eating RAMEN.

#1256 to #1255 - kaboozle123 (03/31/2010) [-]

pastafarian heaven = stripper mall, beer volcano, lots of ramen (mmmm)

#1250 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [-]

We're not the same because we're right.

It's impossible to 'believe' in evolution, you either understand how it works or you don't.

#1266 to #1250 - anonymous (10/05/2011) [-]

You are completly right my friend! We dont preach, or pray we are only more or less certain!

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#1257 to #1250 - anonymous (04/01/2010) [-]

Fortunately it doesn't work :] so I don't need to understand it.

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#1268 to #1257 - StealthPrawn (08/24/2010) [-]

Sorry what? Where was the part about evolution not working? I might've missed that part of Bio class.

#1246 - suicidalavacado (03/26/2010) [-]

did anyone else notice he had [url deleted] open on another window?

#1245 - donaldacer (03/24/2010) [-]

justin beibers penis is an oxymoron lol

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#1241 - CTscan (03/22/2010) [-]

see wemen are even wrong in the bibble

#1243 to #1241 - AnalExplosion (03/22/2010) [-]

i hope u were being ironic with your spelling

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#1238 - PlayDoh (03/20/2010) [-]

I'm A proud Modern Satanist. :)

#1247 to #1238 - BrandNDA (03/26/2010) [-]

Hail Satan

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#1248 to #1247 - PlayDoh (03/26/2010) [-]

Not like that moron. I believe in NO satan.
Satan is a christian belief

#1249 to #1248 - BrandNDA (03/27/2010) [-]

Don't label yourself a Satanist then, moron.

Call yourself an Atheist.

#1251 to #1249 - PlayDoh (03/28/2010) [-]

That's why i said modern satanist! Why don't look it up dumbass.

#1252 to #1251 - BrandNDA (03/29/2010) [-]

Learn what you're talking about, then you can tell me to look up shit. Atheist.

#1253 to #1252 - PlayDoh (03/29/2010) [-]

i love you...

#1254 to #1253 - BrandNDA (03/29/2010) [-]

besties for life.

#1234 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]

what's with the tags? *snickers*

#1212 - Corak ONLINE (03/15/2010) [-]

LOL redtube... *aka porno site*

#1237 to #1212 - occasionaltroll **User deleted account** (03/19/2010) [-]

for some reason my comp cant open redtube anymore... D:
I cannot haz te good p0rnz

#1244 to #1237 - AnalExplosion (03/22/2010) [-]

youjizz

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#1211 - foxtrotter (03/08/2010) [-]

belief is different from fact woopde-friken- doo u cant prove he exists but can u prove he doesnt DEAR GAWD WAT IS RON WITH U PEOPLE u realize atheism is still a religion right? if u believe the guys in labcoats thats A BELIEF a.k.a. A RELIGION

#1231 to #1211 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]

Actually it's not a religion. A religion is based around people who all believe in the same thing. Atheists don't all believe in the same thing, the only thing unifying us is the fact that there's a single thing we DON'T believe in- aka deities. Calling atheism a religion would be the same as making a religion out of people who don't believe in santa. I'm sure there are plenty of christians who don't believe in him, although they hardly believe the same things as the atheists who don't.

#1239 to #1231 - anonymous (03/21/2010) [-]

Actually, atheists do all believe in one thing. That is that a supreme deity DID NOT create the universe and DOES NOT exist. Atheists believe in the big bang, until another labcoat presents something that MAY be a better explanation. Atheists believe in conjecture disguised as fact and are probably just as sheepish as the religious individuals they decry.

#1258 to #1239 - anonymous (04/01/2010) [-]

The reason that atheism is a religion is that they believe in the big bang. We have no proof of this and it takes faith to believe. Therefore they are a religion.

#1266 to #1258 - StealthPrawn (08/24/2010) [-]

Haha, okay, what the hell. First off, not all Atheists accept the Big Bang Theory. Second off, there is plenty of evidence for the big bang. See background radiation, for example. Third, plenty of religious people DO accept the Big Bang Theory. Seriously, do a little bit of research before you go about spouting crap like "lol thur be no proof!1!"

#1209 - anonymous (03/08/2010) [-]

To be fair, these are likely different people posting each time. It's just that a large percentage of atheists post, so it appears like they're being evangelical.

But I don't expect you to follow the logic.

#1267 to #1209 - StealthPrawn (08/24/2010) [-]

And furthermore, not all of these are even likely to have been created by atheists. The first one, yes. The second person strikes me more agnostic. The third one is just a humorous observation that could be made by anyone of any faith or lack thereof. The final one could also have been made by anyone not of the Christian religion.

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#1208 - Guess who (03/08/2010) [-]

**Guess who rolls 491,327,485** *sigh* thats not the point the point is there is no proof of god and the whole "religion" thing but people always preach it and say its right and bla bla bla.

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#1213 to #1208 - Deliciousness (03/15/2010) [-]

*sigh* That's not the point the point is there is faith in God and the whole "religion" thing but people always preach against it and say its wrong and bla bla bla

#1206 - anonymous (03/08/2010) [-]

*roll3 nice

#1207 to #1206 - anonymous (03/08/2010) [-]

wow...
*roll 9*

#1205 - anonymous (03/08/2010) [-]

yeah, this post was hilarious, im an athiest/agnostic, and the annoying ass athiest webpages and demotives that litter stumble, funnyjunk, etc. piss me off a lot. i like your work.

#1202 - ximthemanx (03/08/2010) [-]

**ximthemanx rolls 16** if its doubles then i fap ova blue waffle

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#1203 to #1202 - IRtroll (03/08/2010) [-]

You were going to do it either way. Don't deny it...

#1204 to #1203 - ximthemanx (03/08/2010) [-]

damn, u have found out :(

#1201 - FJalltheway (03/08/2010) [-]

"justins beibers penis... none of it makes sense"ROFLLMAO