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Penis Joke

 
Penis Joke. EDIT: Dedz to kenada for coming up with the idea!!! not made my me unfortunately... I wish I had though. wanna hear a joke about my penis?" Hatchi h

EDIT: Dedz to kenada for coming up with the idea!!!
not made my me unfortunately... I wish I had though

wanna hear a joke
about my penis?"
Hatchi ha: / t
You warum here at
joke about my
Vagina?" “Just kidding, t
mum Wu wan' t
get ite
s alright. It
was probably too
dirty foe me
anyways ."
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Submitted: 07/24/2011
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#7 - moshpit (07/25/2011) [-]
wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Nevermind, it's probably too cheesey.
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User avatar #61 to #7 - ipostcontentandect (07/25/2011) [-]
you wanna hear a joke about my corn
nevermind, you will think its corny
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User avatar #9 to #7 - thatbrownkiid (07/25/2011) [-]
wanna hear a joke about a toilet?
nah youll think its ******
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User avatar #18 to #9 - mariozephyro (07/25/2011) [-]
Wanna hear a joke about butter?
nevermind you'll probably spread it...
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#21 to #18 - nicesalamander (07/25/2011) [-]
wanna hear a joke about a vacuum?
nah you would probably say it sucks.
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User avatar #29 to #21 - mariozephyro (07/25/2011) [-]
Wanna hear a joke about the rapist who beats people with a shovel?
nevermind just run.
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#75 to #29 - moshpit (07/26/2011) [-]
funniiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3
funniiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3
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User avatar #27 to #21 - thatbrownkiid (07/25/2011) [-]
wanna hear a joke about lady gaga?
didnt think so its really ****** up
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User avatar #34 to #27 - mariozephyro (07/25/2011) [-]
You want to hear a joke about my fist?
Nevermind it doesn't have much of a punchline.
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User avatar #36 to #34 - thatbrownkiid (07/25/2011) [-]
did you hear the joke about the deaf guy?
neither did he
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User avatar #40 to #36 - mariozephyro (07/25/2011) [-]
You want to screencap this and post it on FJ?
Nevermind it'll just be a repost.
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User avatar #43 to #40 - thatbrownkiid (07/25/2011) [-]
wanna hear a joke about my girlfriends mouth?
nah it sucks (all day every day)
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User avatar #47 to #43 - mariozephyro (07/25/2011) [-]
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
nevermind someone already said it
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User avatar #49 to #47 - thatbrownkiid (07/25/2011) [-]
^^best one
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User avatar #51 to #49 - mariozephyro (07/25/2011) [-]
Ahaha, I'm out of lines already lol.
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User avatar #57 to #51 - thatbrownkiid (07/25/2011) [-]
we had a good run
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User avatar #58 to #57 - mariozephyro (07/25/2011) [-]
Definitely, someone should screencap.
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User avatar #65 to #58 - thatbrownkiid (07/25/2011) [-]
ill give you the honor (just give me dedz)
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User avatar #41 to #36 - irockhard (07/25/2011) [-]
Wanna hear a joke about my boobs?
Nevermind its fake.
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User avatar #30 to #21 - saltyballz (07/25/2011) [-]
wanna hear a joke about my dog? never mind you'll probly think im a bitch
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#12 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
wanna hear a joke about my van?
Get in or i'll kill you.
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#63 - Drumachine (07/25/2011) [-]
WANT TO HEAR A JOKE ABOUT BEING BLACK



NEVERMIND, IT'S ****
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#24 - irockhard (07/25/2011) [-]
Wanna hear a jo-HHNNNNNNNNNRRGGGGGGGG
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#56 to #44 - lolwutnow (07/25/2011) [-]
It's actually pretty serious stuff... Imagine being old, not being able to get up, and not being able to contact anyone for help. It's scary if you think about it.
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#28 to #24 - desertvulpine (07/25/2011) [-]
Save yourself from HHHNNNNNNNNRRRRGGGGG's.
Save your life.

Bayer.
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#10 - magicaljonny (07/25/2011) [-]
I was gonna tell you a joke about my pencil, but there's no point.
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User avatar #35 - scottza (07/25/2011) [-]
Wanna hear a joke about your mom?

nevermind, it's too old.
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#31 - connorisaleech (07/25/2011) [-]
wanna hear a poem about a bottomless pit? It's really deep...

meh:/ just thought of it
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#38 - originalgangster (07/25/2011) [-]
wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil, never mind there's no point
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#62 - BEAZT (07/25/2011) [-]
Wanna hear a joke about a vacuum? Never mind, it sucks.
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#23 - stevemachtwo (07/25/2011) [-]
Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Nevermind it's pointless
Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Nevermind it's pointless
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#37 to #23 - anon (07/25/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #4 - drcheesey (07/25/2011) [-]
Wanna hear a joke about my fist? It has a great punchline!

trollface.jpg
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#55 - jaygrizzle (07/25/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #59 to #55 - killerwill (07/25/2011) [-]
******* SKRILLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDD
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User avatar #19 to #8 - turretbuddy (07/25/2011) [-]
How old are you?

Crap that sounded pedo. O_o
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#32 - Shmuck (07/25/2011) [-]
Wanna hear a joke about your moms VAGINA-INa-Ina-ina???

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User avatar #2 - mattbrad (07/25/2011) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1895360/ONLY+A+JOKE/

OC i made a while ago with similar idea! just thought you may enjoy!
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User avatar #3 to #2 - djbeans [OP](07/25/2011) [-]
yeh same idea, it's good 1 thumb for you sir.
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User avatar #46 - lunarenigma (07/25/2011) [-]
Wanna hear a joke about op? Nevermind, you'll think I'm gay
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