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Some internet sources say that over 60% of the Germans are christians. Most of the christians don't believe in god and know less about their own religion than I do. (And I am not christian! I believe in Hypnotoad! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!)
They are just baptized and that means they are officially christian.

Facts about Germany
Hello junkers
I' d like to tell you some facts about my
home country.
l don' t want to
It is true that it is allowed to drive as
fast as you want on German autobahn.
In theory!
In practice we have a / h
speed limit in most of the
Of course there exist some areas
where you could drive with over
h('" ) but because of
the traffic you won' t be able to drive
In comparison with the US highways it is
still a lot but unfortunately we have to
pay '"1. per liter (. 15 per gallon)
Hitler was Austrian not German.
Nevertheless the Germans still have to
apologize to the jewish community for
the crime the nazis have done "'
ago. (By saying apologize I mean we
have to pay them and to send Israel free
Whenever you criticize a jew or Israel
you will be called .
We are one of the most politically
correct people in the world.
You can see German flags only during big
sport events like FIFA World Cup or
European Soccer Championship. Other-
wise it is not good to be patriotic here.
By the way: It is punishable by law to use
the Hakenkreuz or the Nazi salute in any
way and most of the people (including
myself) will react very unfriendly.
A lot Germans don' t really believe in god
and less than 20% believe in
creationism or intelligent design. In
school you learn evolution as a fact, not
as a theory.
We don' t like the behaviour of all
religious fanatics but we are not allowed
to complain because it wouldn' t be .
If you want to know anything else tell me
in the comments and I' ll make a parta.
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#63 - blackbabees (07/25/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Can you explain to me why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#104 - anonymous (07/25/2011) [+] (26 replies)

1.We like food
2.We like beer
3.We like cars that go in circles

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User avatar #209 - xadolfhitlerx (07/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
whos that sexy beast in the 2nd fact?
#290 - cashforclunkers (07/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#604 - millamanjaro (07/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#923 - uniformzulu (07/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah I am looking for my friend kyle. Anyone seen him?
#568 - VegetarianCat (07/25/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#1234 - poophed (07/25/2011) [+] (4 replies)
my only question about Germany: how accurate is this photo?
my only question about Germany: how accurate is this photo?
#509 - spankcakes (07/25/2011) [-]
At first I read that you said Hitler was Australian.... Silly me:D
#510 - oisinholz (07/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Half German
Half German
#1050 - xdemonxfirex (07/25/2011) [-]
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#589 - iAmAmerican (07/25/2011) [-]
My Biology teacher is Athiest & we had a Mormon in our class while she was teaching the Theory of Evolution.

Lulz were ensued.
User avatar #879 - dengekisushi (07/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
You come from another country
and you still have better grammar than most FunnyJunkers here O_______o
#586 - randomlyici (07/25/2011) [-]
Guess I'm moving to Germany.
Guess I'm moving to Germany.
#442 - zacisghandi (07/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
You have Rammstein

Automatic win and thumb
#800 - madhattergirl (07/25/2011) [-]
5.  And you can dance really well.
5. And you can dance really well.
#749 - tomhefailin (07/25/2011) [+] (21 replies)
ten america fun facts

1) the U.S. government has accumulated a national debt that is rapidly approaching the 14 trillion dollar mark.

2) Today, 10,000 people make 30% of the total income in the United States.

3) Approximately 57 percent of Barack Obama's 3.8 trillion dollar budget for 2011 consists of direct payments to individual Americans or is money that is spent on their behalf.

4) Americans now owe more than $849 billion on student loans, which is more than the total amount that Americans owe on their credit card

5) since 1979, manufacturing employment in the United States has fallen by 40 percent.

6) one out of every eight Americans is enrolled in the food stamp program

7) The U.S. government has made some parts of Arizona off limits to U.S. citizens because of the threat of violence from Mexican drug smugglers.

8) nearly half of all Americans now use prescription drugs on a regular basis.

9) Millions upon millions of good paying middle class jobs are being shipped off to China and they are never coming back.

10) Students at a high school in Missouri have built a car that they claim can get up to 450 miles per gallon. On another note, some of the top energy experts in the world believe that thorium could solve our energy problems and supply very cheap energy for society for hundreds of thousands of years. But in today's world technologies such as these are endlessly suppressed by the rich and powerful.
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