Body Tricks

> Need to pee on long car ride
> Think about sex to settle the urge to relieve bladder
> Massive boner forms in pants
> Get to a rest area, run like an African rhino to the bathroom
> Boner still harder than diamonds
> Can't pee because little man is standing at attention
> Pressure is building causing pain
> Desperately do a handstand to relieve bladder
> Pee gets everywhere
> Shamefully walk back to car soaked in pee
> Parents think I have sick pee fetish



True Story

I told my girlfriend about the gag thing....

she got mad....

I WHIP MAH NECK BACK AND FORTH

Tired of hearing your own thoughts?

Just listen to some pop music on any radio station of your choosing. After about 5 minutes your brain will have rotted to the point where thought will no longer be an issue.

Here's another cool one: close your eyes, and pretend to shake salt onto your tongue, you will actually taste salt.

think about sex to settle a urge




what if the urge is sex?

**immaloltroll rolls 80**
only roll with 2's

Thx. Now I don't have to pee anymore, I just have a boner now.

The only problem with this one, is that it tenses up alot of your muscles, and if you tense up muscles with a needle in you, it can break off very easily, and then they have to surgically remove it.

I wouldn't recommend this.

I puked all over my keyboard and monitor. I guess that thing doesn't work for me.

Now explain how to get rid of the awkward boner

Have the urge to pee but there's no bathroom? Think about sex.
>> Urge to pee gone
>> Acquire boner in public
Have the urge to bone but there's no whore? Think about math.
>> Boner lost
>> Acquire urge to pee

INFINITE LOOP

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what happens when you cough while getting a shot!

that gag reflex helped with your mom last night

Fixed *