Embarrassing moments PART 2. You know whats also embarrassing?I made a mistake in the 1st GF comic. She was my GF, not my wife. Part 1: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_
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Embarrassing moments PART 2

You know whats also embarrassing?I made a mistake in the 1st GF comic. She was my GF, not my wife.
Part 1: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2392352/Embarrassing+moments/
Part 3 will be entirely dedicated to other FJ members stories.
Part 3 : funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2407234/Embarrassing+moments+PART+3/

me we
years czldk
staying with
she sleeps in the bed
with me sometimes and
she wears this nightie
thinq*
an the night I pull it up
and try to spoon with her.
wry to get penis
against naked skim
Discover masturbating
FOP
My face when I was
essentially trying to
**** my grandma
MY ******* swam
WHO IS LIKE SE. VENTY*
mate the mess when I
just use my hand*
See a VHA special on sex
where a guy mentions using a
srpska
Start jerking off into
my old tube's:: ks*
Get confronted by my dad a
few months latee*
Turns out almost
everyone knew*
noun: F cs
Dad yelling at me
Your sister calls it
cockfest l ttk
me 11*
stay over at my aunt' s
house *
sleep in my older cousin's
room since he' s avay*
trying to find his other
video games and find his
collection of porn and
tct
open every condom and try
them on, leave them stuffed
under his bed'
Make one porn
get caught
watching it
by parents*
Have to talk to my aunt
since she found his porno
stash (including l
********* people )*
try to divert attention by
saying l found drugs in his
Itom*
I' fauna acutes an
1113 ream
cousin hates my
at the mall with GE' and we go
to Gamestop.*
my wanders off in the store
while I' m looking at an games,
continue looking at games.'
See a short person step up
beside me in my peripheral
vision, think it' s my wife
and put my arm around her
side*
And then I SE
After this, I need to go to
the pharmacy. we' re out of
flavored condoms. we need to
buy the ones you like"
mfw I look over and it' s a
little girl who' s like la,
looking up at me
...
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Submitted: 07/24/2011
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User avatar #6 - dmang (07/24/2011) [+] (11 replies)
you were a really weird kid

i'm sorry but trying to put your dick on your grandma isnt normal no matter what the age
+213
#193 - bangman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#20 - dillgro (07/24/2011) [+] (7 replies)
*le 10 year old me*
> Camping with my entire family who i only see once a year
>we decide to play a game where we have to pick something to bring camping next year (hypothetical) and it has to start with the first letter of our names (the litteler kids had to figure out the pattern)
>I say My name is dylan, and im bringing my dog
*le circle goes around, and i couldnt thing of ANYTHING other than dog*
*le remembers a random word, didnt know quite what it meant*
>"My name is dylan, and im bringing my dildo"
(*note, im a guy)
*le entire family laughs about it, i run off crying (i was young) and they tell the story every year.*
First time ever telling the story outside my family. Glad it was with the internet... true story
#40 - doubledutchrudder (07/24/2011) [+] (9 replies)
>Go to 10th grade camping trip 12 guys and 6 girls
>Guys shower room has 6 showers
>Each shower is taken
>Open each shower randomly to see who's in there
>Find one with bestfriend
>Say it's only gay if balls touch
>He says bromance
>I step in shower
>Bestfriend drops soap
>I pick it up for him
>Rub his butt cheeks with them
>Look him dead in the eye
>"It's only gay if you like it"
>Friend says "But I love it"

Moral of the story? Love and like are 2 different things.
#41 - skippie (07/24/2011) [+] (11 replies)
>Be 15 m, gay  
>Walking with female friend  
>2 middle school kids start following us  
>Start making fun of us  
>Calling her names and 						****					  
>Finally throw a rock at her  
>Reach over and catch it in in front of her face out of the corner of my eye  
>(like a boss)  
>Toss it to the side  
>Chase kids down block  
>Catch him  
>Get carried away, rough him up a bit  
>Kid looks like 						****					, runs away  
>Friend runs back, takes picture of me  
>For the rest of the year, 						****					 myself whenever called into office  
>Never was reported, thought they moved away or something  
>Be next year  
>Friend tells me both kids are in her PE class.  
>Mfw she tells me they are both severely mentally retarded.  
  
OH GOD WHY?
>Be 15 m, gay
>Walking with female friend
>2 middle school kids start following us
>Start making fun of us
>Calling her names and ****
>Finally throw a rock at her
>Reach over and catch it in in front of her face out of the corner of my eye
>(like a boss)
>Toss it to the side
>Chase kids down block
>Catch him
>Get carried away, rough him up a bit
>Kid looks like **** , runs away
>Friend runs back, takes picture of me
>For the rest of the year, **** myself whenever called into office
>Never was reported, thought they moved away or something
>Be next year
>Friend tells me both kids are in her PE class.
>Mfw she tells me they are both severely mentally retarded.

OH GOD WHY?
#213 - geckosean (07/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>Be ten
>Walk into living room, see everyone sitting around TV. I don't know the channel.
>Look at screen, see guy in business suit falling from huge building.
>Laugh loudly, ask if he's base jumping.
>Notice everyone crying.
>Screen changes back to news anchor.
>It's 9/11, the guy was jumping to his death.
> ****
User avatar #112 - holymackerel (07/25/2011) [+] (6 replies)
>6th grade
>get kicked in the balls by friend
>scream "MY COOOCK!!!!"
>echos through halls
>entire school heres
>silence
>let out insanely huge fart from the pain
>detention.
#131 - xcmxcmx (07/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>Like 5 years old
>Friends Birthday party at Blackbeard's Cave
>ate greasy ass pizza
>i feel an infernal deuce tornado brewing in my anus
>Held it for the whole time
>on the ride home we took a stretch limo
>too many kids to fit
>had to sit on his older brother's friend's lap
>2 minutes from arriving to his house i release the kraken
>he doesnt notice
>when we get home everyone goes back inside for movies n 5 year old ****
>i run home (he lives behind me)
>on my way over my motherload falls down my pantleg and lands in their lawn
>get home, clean up, i think the worst is over
>next day we go over his house to swim in his pool
>mom notices the beast of a ****
>they dont have a dog
>and their backyard is fenced in
>i regret nothing
User avatar #30 - TheEpicUsername (07/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>Turn 11
>Wait outside mailbox for a couple of hours
>No hogwarts letter
>See bird in the air
>Scream "ITS MY OWL FINALLY"
>Waving arms
>Bird ***** on my head
>Flys off
>Still no ******* letter
>Wait a couple more minutes
>No Wizard
>No sign of anything
> **** THE WORLD
>Never been truly happy anymore
User avatar #66 - DommySalomi (07/25/2011) [+] (13 replies)
>be like 15
>spend the night at friends house
>we sleep in different rooms
>house is built all weird
>his room and bathroom are together
>cant get in
>have to **** like a mofo
>im flipping out about to make a **** in my pants
>his mom leaves
>i have no choice
>run into friends moms room
>start ******** in her toliet
>feel weird cause her buns have been here
>also scared she will come back and see me ******** in her room.
>sweating hole time pushing really hard
>feels bad man
it was the scariest **** in my life. felt bad ass after it though lol
User avatar #22 - theblueguy (07/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
> Me 6 year old at a mall with my mother
> Follow her around
> After awhile I poke her and ask if we can buy some candy
> Isn't my mother I have been following
> Oh god why
#99 - doki (07/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>15
>looking through mom's clothes for something to wear
>find a shoe-box stuffed away
>opens
>finds a 7-inch dildo
>still in package
>thinks she won't notice if I took it
>masturbates furiously with dildo
>about to finish
>mom opens the door
>get's on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
User avatar #34 - Schofield (07/24/2011) [-]
>Nap Time Kindergarten
>Notice during most nap times that teacher lady walks in to talk
>Place mat by door.
>As she walks in, look up her skirt.
>Regret
#298 - hotboaby (07/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>6 years old
>at the store
>see plastic sword
>ask mum to buy it for me
>she refuses
>angry all the way home
>get into house
>grab spatula
>remove clothing
>run into next door neighbors front garden
>have a naked spatula fight with my little brother
>they moved away 4 months later
#118 - Apac (07/25/2011) [+] (9 replies)
>4 years old
>Hanging out with my best friend (that's a dude)
>He says his mom says to practice sex
>He puts my PENIS in his mouth (blowjob in other words)
>I pee in his mouth
>Later that night I tell my mom because I feel guilty
>To this day, my mom still looks at him funny
User avatar #31 - shockofthelighting (07/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>sleeping over at friends.
>I'm sleeping on the floor, next to his bed.
>decide to fap.
>get noticed, and caught.
>OH GOD WHY.
#1107 - pedobearsepicness (07/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>masturbating one day
>tried lotion, my hand, everything nothing was working
>search my parents room for something
>couldnt find anything
>had to take ****
>sat down on toilet
>amid **** i get a boner
>start masturbating again
>didnt finish ****
>cum all over
>mom walks in and sees boner
>i bend over to pull up my pants
> **** flies everywhere
>mom runs crying
>i pull up my pants
>2 hours later i realized i forgot to wipe
#114 - luxxorz (07/25/2011) [+] (4 replies)
>Move in with my aunt because of family problems
>Leave all friends behind
>Have to go to new school and make new friends
>Most people there are ******* inbred and retarded
>Finally find some intelligent people and start hanging around them
>Eventually invite one guy over to stay the night
>Everything's going good
>Aunt asks us where we're going to be sleeping
>Only one bed in my room, don't want to be rude and make him sleep on the floor
>I feel nervous and anxious about sleeping in the same bed as him
>Aunt asks me why
>Before I can answer he says
>"Yeah bro, why not? It's not like I'm gonna pull my big naked and PENIS and rub it against your leg while your sleeping."
>mfw he said it
>My aunt's a devote christian
>He's never allowed over again
User avatar #32 - AnnoyingOrange (07/24/2011) [-]
I took a **** on my lawn once, i thought i was a dog, turns out i wasn't a dog.
User avatar #1137 - dmang (07/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>12 yrs old, have yet to fap
>wearing nothing buts briefs
>Wrestling with some bitch(by bitch i mean female dog)
>randomly get excited
>start to awkwardly side hump it
>dog just kind of accepts it
>see my uncle about to walk in the yard right then(things are already tense between us)
>attempt to flee
>underwear fall off
> ******* ****
>hide behind bush
>he walks by bush
>looks at me
>direct eye contact
>my uncle thinks I rape dogs
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