Embarrassing moments PART 2. You know whats also embarrassing?I made a mistake in the 1st GF comic. She was my GF, not my wife. Part 1: /funny_pictures/2392352/
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Embarrassing moments PART 2

Embarrassing moments PART 2. You know whats also embarrassing?I made a mistake in the 1st GF comic. She was my GF, not my wife. Part 1: /funny_pictures/2392352/

You know whats also embarrassing?I made a mistake in the 1st GF comic. She was my GF, not my wife.
Part 1: /funny_pictures/2392352/Embarrassing+moments/
Part 3 will be entirely dedicated to other FJ members stories.
Part 3 : /funny_pictures/2407234/Embarrassing+moments+PART+3/

me we
years czldk
staying with
she sleeps in the bed
with me sometimes and
she wears this nightie
an the night I pull it up
and try to spoon with her.
wry to get penis
against naked skim
Discover masturbating
My face when I was
essentially trying to
**** my grandma
MY ******* swam
mate the mess when I
just use my hand*
See a VHA special on sex
where a guy mentions using a
Start jerking off into
my old tube's:: ks*
Get confronted by my dad a
few months latee*
Turns out almost
everyone knew*
noun: F cs
Dad yelling at me
Your sister calls it
cockfest l ttk
me 11*
stay over at my aunt' s
house *
sleep in my older cousin's
room since he' s avay*
trying to find his other
video games and find his
collection of porn and
open every condom and try
them on, leave them stuffed
under his bed'
Make one porn
get caught
watching it
by parents*
Have to talk to my aunt
since she found his porno
stash (including l
********* people )*
try to divert attention by
saying l found drugs in his
I' fauna acutes an
1113 ream
cousin hates my
at the mall with GE' and we go
to Gamestop.*
my wanders off in the store
while I' m looking at an games,
continue looking at games.'
See a short person step up
beside me in my peripheral
vision, think it' s my wife
and put my arm around her
And then I SE
After this, I need to go to
the pharmacy. we' re out of
flavored condoms. we need to
buy the ones you like"
mfw I look over and it' s a
little girl who' s like la,
looking up at me
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#20 - dillgro (07/24/2011) [-]
*le 10 year old me*
> Camping with my entire family who i only see once a year
>we decide to play a game where we have to pick something to bring camping next year (hypothetical) and it has to start with the first letter of our names (the litteler kids had to figure out the pattern)
>I say My name is dylan, and im bringing my dog
*le circle goes around, and i couldnt thing of ANYTHING other than dog*
*le remembers a random word, didnt know quite what it meant*
>"My name is dylan, and im bringing my dildo"
(*note, im a guy)
*le entire family laughs about it, i run off crying (i was young) and they tell the story every year.*
First time ever telling the story outside my family. Glad it was with the internet... true story
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User avatar #1147 to #20 - joperninetyfour (07/26/2011) [-]
I lol'd
User avatar #1136 to #20 - dmang (07/25/2011) [-]
the fact your name is dillgro adds to this
User avatar #1146 to #1136 - dillgro (07/26/2011) [-]
Yeah i wasnt thinking ahead when I made my gamertag Dillgro. And then i was just used to it so i used it for everything.
User avatar #21 to #20 - dillgro (07/24/2011) [-]
I didnt tell the story good, but its the most embarrassing story of my life. had to be there
User avatar #46 to #21 - Shmuck (07/24/2011) [-]
i lol'd
#792 to #21 - John Cena (07/25/2011) [-]
i lol'd
#213 - geckosean (07/25/2011) [-]
>Be ten
>Walk into living room, see everyone sitting around TV. I don't know the channel.
>Look at screen, see guy in business suit falling from huge building.
>Laugh loudly, ask if he's base jumping.
>Notice everyone crying.
>Screen changes back to news anchor.
>It's 9/11, the guy was jumping to his death.
> ****
#232 to #213 - sedditrhit (07/25/2011) [-]
Im going to hell for laughing
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User avatar #675 to #193 - theannoyingFJguy (07/25/2011) [-]
>about 5 years old
>sister in toilet, asks for me to give her 'one of the white things in the bathroom'
>give her like 50 tampons
>sister laughs at my innocence
>next day, mum on toilet
>give mum 50 tampons without asking
> mum rages
#684 to #675 - theannoyingFJguy (07/25/2011) [-]
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>there's more
>me about 5 years old
>sister puts me in cardboard box
>closes it fancy way so I can't open it
>carry me to top of stairs and pushes me down them
>me rage at sister, she apologises and says she will repay me
>I like this idea and she shows me her $15,500.
>throws it all over house
>i spend 30 minutes picking it up
>she tells me it's monopoly money. it is. *realisation*
User avatar #690 to #684 - theannoyingFJguy (07/25/2011) [-]
>there's more
>sister tells me to get her her timetable
>rip off times tables poster off wall in my room
>walk up to her and recite time tables 1X1=1,1X2=2 etc.
>sister and mum laffs

>there's more
>sister asks if I wants to play cards
>I say okay
>she says 'lets play pick up 52'
>i say 'what's that?'
>she throws cards everywhere and tells me to pick them up
>obeying scary sis, i pick them up
>grab cards and glass of water
>walk down stairs
>trip at bottom of stairs and drop glass *smash*
>also drop cards again, sis makes me pick them up AGAIN
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#131 - xcmxcmx (07/25/2011) [-]
>Like 5 years old
>Friends Birthday party at Blackbeard's Cave
>ate greasy ass pizza
>i feel an infernal deuce tornado brewing in my anus
>Held it for the whole time
>on the ride home we took a stretch limo
>too many kids to fit
>had to sit on his older brother's friend's lap
>2 minutes from arriving to his house i release the kraken
>he doesnt notice
>when we get home everyone goes back inside for movies n 5 year old ****
>i run home (he lives behind me)
>on my way over my motherload falls down my pantleg and lands in their lawn
>get home, clean up, i think the worst is over
>next day we go over his house to swim in his pool
>mom notices the beast of a ****
>they dont have a dog
>and their backyard is fenced in
>i regret nothing
User avatar #181 to #131 - infamousking (07/25/2011) [-]
You sir, have won my thumbs up
User avatar #34 - Schofield (07/24/2011) [-]
>Nap Time Kindergarten
>Notice during most nap times that teacher lady walks in to talk
>Place mat by door.
>As she walks in, look up her skirt.
User avatar #6 - dmang (07/24/2011) [-]
you were a really weird kid

i'm sorry but trying to put your dick on your grandma isnt normal no matter what the age
User avatar #1116 to #6 - luxi (07/25/2011) [-]
im glad somebody said that because that was sick as ****
User avatar #1066 to #6 - dakkenly ONLINE (07/25/2011) [-]
Ian I bro bumped you to highest comment :3
#647 to #6 - asesiel (07/25/2011) [-]
It's 3 am and I burst out laughing. My grandma told me to be quiet. I thought about how I haven't tried 			******		 her and stayed quiet.
It's 3 am and I burst out laughing. My grandma told me to be quiet. I thought about how I haven't tried ****** her and stayed quiet.
#50 to #6 - tythas (07/24/2011) [-]
Pic related. MFW I read that.
User avatar #980 to #50 - Trollzz (07/25/2011) [-]
what does MFW actually mean? D:
User avatar #1054 to #980 - youlosthegame (07/25/2011) [-]
its means `my face when`
User avatar #1015 to #980 - lateralcockdamage (07/25/2011) [-]
My face when.
Urban You need to login to view this link is a great place to go for any of you needs
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User avatar #1137 - dmang (07/25/2011) [-]
>12 yrs old, have yet to fap
>wearing nothing buts briefs
>Wrestling with some bitch(by bitch i mean female dog)
>randomly get excited
>start to awkwardly side hump it
>dog just kind of accepts it
>see my uncle about to walk in the yard right then(things are already tense between us)
>attempt to flee
>underwear fall off
> ******* ****
>hide behind bush
>he walks by bush
>looks at me
>direct eye contact
>my uncle thinks I rape dogs
#1207 to #1137 - gonnarapeyou (07/30/2011) [-]
So you have a... dog fetish.
#298 - hotboaby (07/25/2011) [-]
>6 years old
>at the store
>see plastic sword
>ask mum to buy it for me
>she refuses
>angry all the way home
>get into house
>grab spatula
>remove clothing
>run into next door neighbors front garden
>have a naked spatula fight with my little brother
>they moved away 4 months later
#334 to #298 - zuul (07/25/2011) [-]
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#118 - Apac (07/25/2011) [-]
>4 years old
>Hanging out with my best friend (that's a dude)
>He says his mom says to practice sex
>He puts my PENIS in his mouth (blowjob in other words)
>I pee in his mouth
>Later that night I tell my mom because I feel guilty
>To this day, my mom still looks at him funny
#186 to #118 - ICEDgrunge (07/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #771 to #118 - freduardo (07/25/2011) [-]
And that's how I met your mother
User avatar #152 to #118 - rednightreaper (07/25/2011) [-]
Yeah I agree... WHAT?!?
User avatar #161 to #118 - TheGoddamnBatman (07/25/2011) [-]
I'm only replying to this comment so I can come back later and view it again.

But while I'm here....

#114 - luxxorz (07/25/2011) [-]
>Move in with my aunt because of family problems
>Leave all friends behind
>Have to go to new school and make new friends
>Most people there are ******* inbred and retarded
>Finally find some intelligent people and start hanging around them
>Eventually invite one guy over to stay the night
>Everything's going good
>Aunt asks us where we're going to be sleeping
>Only one bed in my room, don't want to be rude and make him sleep on the floor
>I feel nervous and anxious about sleeping in the same bed as him
>Aunt asks me why
>Before I can answer he says
>"Yeah bro, why not? It's not like I'm gonna pull my big naked and PENIS and rub it against your leg while your sleeping."
>mfw he said it
>My aunt's a devote christian
>He's never allowed over again
User avatar #934 to #114 - BrickHead (07/25/2011) [-]
At the first 4 I was convinced it was Harry Potter.
User avatar #126 to #114 - thepouchka (07/25/2011) [-]
im laughing so hard right now
#223 to #114 - sedditrhit (07/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #31 - shockofthelighting (07/24/2011) [-]
>sleeping over at friends.
>I'm sleeping on the floor, next to his bed.
>decide to fap.
>get noticed, and caught.
User avatar #339 to #31 - AnnoyingOrange (07/25/2011) [-]
happens to me all the time
User avatar #850 to #339 - Valkodu (07/25/2011) [-]
You know, when you say that but don't use the gif, it sounds ******* creepy...
User avatar #544 - weuh (07/25/2011) [-]
>In 3rd grade.
>We all sit on the floor as teacher reads a story.
>The entire 3rd grade is there.
>I accidentally fart.
>Everyone turns around and looks at me.
>I act like it wasn't me and turn around too.
>No one was behind me.
#539 - theatomicflounder (07/25/2011) [-]
>In Kindergarten
>Bathroom attatched to class
>Have problem wiping **** (was only like 3 or 4 years old)
>Tell my mom
>She calls teacher
>Teacher offers to wipe my ass for me, says its what teachers do
#555 to #539 - sexypotato (07/25/2011) [-]
Did s/he offer you free candy to help find his puppy who was lost in his big van? If so.. seems legit! Free candy!
#486 - John Cena (07/25/2011) [-]
>Just a little kid
>Recently watched a porno
>My mom's friend and her son(around same age as me) comes over
>I play with her son
>Ask him to have sex
>We did it

That still haunts me....
User avatar #1135 to #486 - theawesomeguy (07/25/2011) [-]
OH GOD NOH *****
User avatar #1144 to #486 - rimalus (07/26/2011) [-]
>Just a small town girl
>Living in a lonely world
>Took the midnight train going anywhere

That still gets me...
#653 to #486 - Hatafark (07/25/2011) [-]
This sounds strangely like my story....what is your name?
User avatar #1141 to #486 - TheWatcher (07/26/2011) [-]
The true question is were you the pitcher of the catcher?
#499 to #486 - ebolasammich (07/25/2011) [-]
are you a dude?
#501 to #499 - John Cena (07/25/2011) [-]
#543 to #501 - coolnamemagee (07/25/2011) [-]
uhh buuu-uu-buuu-buuu O___O
#521 to #486 - shimoshamman (07/25/2011) [-]
while reading
#318 - nerohero (07/25/2011) [-]
> 3 or 4
> at Walmart with my mom
> she's looking at clothes, I run off
> walking behind a fat black chick
> for no reason at all, I stick my face in her ass
> me and my mom get kicked out for the day
#309 - PresidentChris (07/25/2011) [-]
I feel quite uncomfortable while reading these idk why, i think its bringing up repressed memories of the ****** up things i've done
User avatar #286 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (07/25/2011) [-]
>Me 8 years old, EXTREMELY SHY (not any more and i laugh at the story)
>I had to pee really bad all day
>Browsing the library, come across a book with peeing related stuff (streams, toilets, water, **** like that)
>I didn't want to tell the teacher i had to go
>So i stood in the same spot the whole time the class was there
>the teacher told me i had to move
>I took one step and had the biggest, most pleasant piss of my life and made one of those enjoyable faces
>Turns out entire class was waiting on me and looking at me
>My pants were soaked and there was a puddle underneath me
>Joke didn't let up for at least a couple years

I don't remember what happened after i peed.. i think they needed to hire bear grylls to clean it up or something
User avatar #406 to #286 - DivderOfZero (07/25/2011) [-]
Dude I have that exact same story O.o same age and everything
#314 to #286 - danohamhead (07/25/2011) [-]
This is what I thought of when you said pleasent pissing faces
#1164 - imogiant (07/26/2011) [-]
>kindergarten age 4
>everyone was changing in our class for exercise
>changing my pants
>accidantly pull down my briefs
>everyone sees my dick
>everyone laughs
#1127 - starkeh (07/25/2011) [-]
>5th grade
>Eating lunch
>Crunched up Doritos on table
>Try to act cool and snort them up
>Unbearable pain
>Get sent to nurses office whole cafeteria laughing
>Oh god why
User avatar #1033 - dbrak (07/25/2011) [-]
>about 3 years old on beach
>have to piss
>tell mother
>she tells me to go in the ocean
>walk to ankle high water
>drop pants to ankles
>completely naked pissing in front of all the public beachgoers
>start to sway to make pretty piss patterns in the ocean
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