Amy Winehouse isn't really dead. . .. Obviously, she was re-animated years ago.... Amy Winehouse isn' t really deed... she' s been a zombie for years already!. She's Dead? Huzzah! :D Amy Winehouse dead
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#7 - MisfitsFan
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(07/24/2011) [-]
She's Dead? Huzzah! :D
She's Dead? Huzzah! :D
#8 - anon
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(07/24/2011) [-]
At least you branched away from the rehab joke.
User avatar #9 to #8 - AcidFlux [OP]
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(07/24/2011) [-]
Yeah, it was too obvious, so I thought I go for a 'twist'.
#3 - whyohwhy
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(07/23/2011) [-]
so she is really dead then. a zombie is a walking DEAD body soooo...
User avatar #4 to #3 - AcidFlux [OP]
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(07/23/2011) [-]
Damn, son, learn to take a joke. I'm not about to get into a semantical argument over the differences between 'dead' and 'undead'.
User avatar #5 to #4 - whyohwhy
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(07/23/2011) [-]
damn, son, learn to structure your jokes better. try "Amy winehouse didn't die today, you can't die when you have been a zombie for years already"
User avatar #6 to #5 - AcidFlux [OP]
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(07/23/2011) [-]
You're thinking too hard. The point of the title was to sound contradictory to the news reports as a 'lead in' to the joke. I apologize if it didn't live up to your overly-anal standards.
User avatar #1 - DeeJayBee
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(07/23/2011) [-]
this relates to my upload :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - AcidFlux [OP]
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(07/23/2011) [-]
I thumbed it up, very funny.
#10 - anon
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(08/16/2015) [-]
******* hilarious.
User avatar #11 to #10 - AcidFlux [OP]
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(08/17/2015) [-]
It is, isn't it lathyrusvii?
User avatar #12 to #11 - lathyrusvii
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(08/17/2015) [-]

Also, hiya AcidFlux guy. String Theory, right?

... Actually, I don't remember seeing this picture on my mad bout of flipping through pictures last night. This actually doesn't ring of hilarity to me... she looks like she's in some dire need of direction and intervention of good influence to maintain her health. >_o People need love to survive. Ahhh, but, I offer my two cents because I was asked, is all.

And so now... this is the part where I stop speaking. :3 Heheh.
User avatar #13 to #12 - AcidFlux [OP]
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(08/17/2015) [-]
She's dead & buried. As was this content.

Digging up a post from four years ago? I'm flattered that your interest was piqued enough to stalk me. Perhaps I tugged on one of those strings a little too hard. I had no idea you were so suggestible.

Such is the risk of being a Puppenspieler.

Run free...
User avatar #14 to #13 - lathyrusvii
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(08/17/2015) [-]

Uh. A post from four years ago? I... don't know what you mean.

You didn't tug too hard on any strings, boss. << I... literally have better things to do with my time. I played Armored Core 4 last night, I mean, after I went about ranting on FunnyJunk and stuff.

But, to state that I am suggestible is... while not inaccurate, it's a thing I try to maintain pretty carefully. I do not play with illusions/lying. I make myself as clear as possible in order to avoid things becoming confused like that.

So. << I dislike people like you, who attempt to manipulate other people as though they are toys. But I tolerate the presence of such people, because I can usually untangle strings and ascend people to a comprehension of things about equivalent to mine.

> Usually. You know, boss, I don't usually spend so many words on people in such a sincere manner, but you... are kinda interesting for the moment. <<

:3 So like. Sup? Keep in mind, I am sincere; I can drop the pretty, polished, and pretentious ( which I don't think it really is, in this case... )
But. I have a life and stuff to do. I can't/won't spend all day on you.
#15 to #14 - AcidFlux [OP]
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(08/17/2015) [-]
And yet... you keep coming back. Even after you said you'd stop speaking...

You clearly visited my profile, went through my content (what little is there), and posted in content that I made... Four Years Ago.

And you have no strings on you?

Pinocchio, please... Quit while you're behind.
User avatar #17 to #15 - lathyrusvii
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(08/17/2015) [-]
>>; Uh. Link me to... what I posted, please? Or... whatever is around it? Cause I don't recall. And I'm not lying; application of illusion with the intent to deceive is lying.

@@ I seriously don't recall. So help me find what you mean, please? <<

I suppose you misunderstood what I meant by ' I'll stop talking ' earlier. e
e But I don't want to assume I know what you think, either.

I don't... like getting tied up in mind games. This is why I don't lie to people and such. Keeps my mind clean. <_o

Anyway. Help me out, yeah? I'm lost.
#18 to #17 - AcidFlux [OP]
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(08/17/2015) [-]
What you posted? [ /funny_pictures/2392869/Amy/10#10]

You've already admitted this was you.

You dug up a four year old content I posted. Then you replied to it.

I think I'll change your super-villain name from Doctor Pretentious to Captain Pathetic.

Maybe you need a hug? You seem very attention starved. Perhaps you should get a pet. Make sure to name him George, and hug him and pet him and squeeze him.
User avatar #19 to #18 - lathyrusvii
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(08/18/2015) [-]

wow. Okay. I see what happened here, and why I was confused in the first place. Okay, here is how things went, from my perspective.
This CONTENT is four years old. I didn't know that.

anonymous posted a comment just recently. Which is.... pretty strange, seeing as how it is four years old.

You accused anonymous of being me. That triggered my name, which summoned me here. I take credit for a lot of things, so I off-handedly accepted responsibility for the words here.
( Sometimes I read and speak carefully. Sometimes I ********* simply to cause people to utilize their critical thinking skills. I want to live in a world with competent people. All of this is aside the point. )
So, I claimed responsibility for words which weren't mine, on accident. On the internet. Once. This time.

And after that, a lot of confusion happened, cycling back to here.

<_> Okay. So. Have things been cleared up, now?
#20 to #19 - AcidFlux [OP]
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(08/19/2015) [-]
So, you're telling me, that even though:
A) You are the only person with whom I had any significant interaction on FunnyJunk on 8/16...
B) You're the only one that visited my profile page that day, other than myself.

That somehow, miraculously, a random anon just was scrolling through content that is four years old, and posted '******* hilarious', which is exactly what I said I thought about someone calling you a supervillain. [ /At+least+he+stuck+to+the+protocol/hdgifs/5645464/134#134]

Nobody else visited my profile page.
I didn't say '******* hilarious' to anyone else, at least recently.
The odds of a random anon going through four years of content (which is the only way to get to this content other than a direct search for 'amy'), and deciding to post on this content, and just happen to choose words that mimic my comment to you?

*Ring, ring, bitch*
User avatar #21 to #20 - lathyrusvii
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(08/19/2015) [-]
Uh. Yes. That's... pretty much exactly what I'm telling you.

I like being logged in so that my words are traceable back to... me. << I like owning my words, especially when I talk **** online, here.

<_> I spoke too soon in owning these words, though, when... I seriously don't recall posting this, or -didn't- post this ( the latter of which I'm stil claiming, although I look suspect as **** right now, undoubtedly. )

Uh. ... I really don't know what to say. << I'm seriously not that vested in you, boss. I've been playing video games the last two days and trying to figure out some major problems in my life, which has been taking up my time.

I'm confused as you are too, now. << Is there a way to reverse lookup the IP of the anon and verify where it came from? @__@

I'm perplexed at the moment.
User avatar #22 to #21 - AcidFlux [OP]
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(08/19/2015) [-]
Ockham's Razor. Look it up.

I'm not confused at all. I'm not buying your story.

Go figure out your life problems, stop wasting your time here, and enjoy some video games.

You're done here.
User avatar #23 to #22 - lathyrusvii
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(08/21/2015) [-]
Yeah. Occam's razor. I'm familiar.

I'm also saying that it's not always applied correctly, and that you didn't.

I want the IP of the anon.

And, don't presume to command me, boss.

oo I spend my time where I will. And, this is a bit of amusing to me. So. I don't care how creeped out you feel about all of this, but I will be forthright with you. I'm telling you the precise truth.
I'll take a psychological shot in the dark here and point out that if you didn't have some sort of ******* ' God-complex ' wherein you deign it appropriate to manipulate people's actions at a distance by lying and ' pulling strings ' perhaps you would be more willing to consider theories outside your own imagining.

But, I really don't care. o
o I'm having fun, popping pills, playing video games, and trying to figure out how to turn my misfortunes into just plain fortunes.

So. <__< idk. I'm not trying to be hostile. I'm trying to figure out the origin point of each strand. But like... I'm not trying really hard, either.

Existence is pretty ******* ridiculous as it stands, man. << idk what happened here.
#25 to #23 - AcidFlux [OP]
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(08/21/2015) [-]

Let that sink in. Based on what you've shown, I'm sure there's a bitter little rage ball in the pit of your stomach. Yummy bile! Tastes so good, doesn't it!

User avatar #24 to #23 - AcidFlux [OP]
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(08/21/2015) [-]
You don't seem to get it lathyrusvii...

When I said you were done here, that's what I meant.
User avatar #16 to #15 - lathyrusvii
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(08/17/2015) [-]
I said I'd stop speaking to someone in particular...

<< I gotta catch up with the story. One second, boss. I'm a bit confused.