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Embarrassing moments

Part 2: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2397098/Embarrassing+moments+PART+2/
HOREY SHEET!! +6000 thumbs? that's amazing! Will take a little while to make part 2 though.
You know what's also embarrassing? I made a mistake on backgrounds color...OH GOD WHY
If you want to share and contribute with your funny stories I will put them on part 2.Post them on the comments or just PM me.
OC yay

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Submitted: 07/23/2011
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#52 - bobJML (07/23/2011) [+] (23 replies)
>4th grade
>Stomach feels upset
>Ask teacher to use bathroom
>Enter bathroom
>Sit on toilet
>Explosive **** flies out ass
>Stomach continues to be upset until lunch
>Thinks to self, " **** this **** "
>Tells teacher I'm feeling extremely sick and wants to go home
>Go to office and calls mom to come pick me up
>Classroom just has to be upstairs
>Have a rough time climbing up the stairs
>Get booksack
> **** just got real, literally
>Squeezes asscheeks together
>Halfway down the stair
> ***** in pants
>Oh lawd
>Waits in a bench near the office, sitting on my own **** , trying to act cool
>Girl passes by
>Smells like ****

And it had to happen on that day, of all days, the day of my daughter's wedding.
#40 - DeltaRob (07/23/2011) [+] (11 replies)
>6th grade in class
>have to take a ****
>nervous because never **** in school bathroom before
>ask teacher to go to bathroom
>she tells me to wait
>feeling explosive **** approaching from bowls
>finally i can leave for the bathroom
>in bathroom
>still nervous about ******** in school bathroom
>"maybe i just have to fart"
> ***** pants in school bathroom
>enter stall
>underwear is covered in ****
>remove underwear
>now free balling in jeans
>black kid walks in to piss
>"it smells like **** in hear yo"
>put underwear in hoodie pocket
>black kid still in bathroom
>throws underwear in trash before he notices
>goes back to class
>friend notices **** stain on hand
>"no its just chocolate"
>he wants me to prove it
>licks **** off hand Worst day ever
#64 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2011) [+] (16 replies)
>playing game outside with friends
>miss basket accidently hit school bully
>friends ditch me and I get my ass beat by bully and his friends
>go home
>mom tells me,"You're movin' in with your Auntie and your Uncle in Bel Air!"
#252 to #64 - tyranosaursrex (07/23/2011) [-]
-me 15yrs old
-stomach hurts while in class
-ask to go get water at water fountain
-get to water fountain
-throw up in water fountain and leave school
#1455 - greatbananareef (07/24/2011) [+] (13 replies)
>6th grade
>friend has sleepover with many friends
>everyone is asleep
>im still awake
>huge fart brewing
>hovers over friend to fart in his face
>fart extremely loud
>begin to crown a huge turd
>does not stop pushing, dont know why
>huge turd sits in my pants as i still hover over friend
> other friends laughter wakes up my victim
>victim sits up and crushes the turded into my ass with his face
>friends dont know
>go back to sleep without changing

#72 - oneofthembrians (07/23/2011) [+] (9 replies)
>Be 17
>Virgin
>Met this girl and started talking
>Started dating her
>Months later
>She wanted to have sex
>Agreed
>She gets hopes up all week for the weekend
>Get to her room and start makeing out
>She says she doesnt want to
>Slaps her and leave
>Day later
>Everyone knows what i did
>Hated by everyone
>Starts feeling bad
>Wants to apoligize and make it up to her
>Cant find where she is
>Hears shes at a party
>Storm in the party looking for her
>Someone says shes in a room with Dwayne
>Walk up to the room
>Hear her moaning
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
User avatar #84 to #72 - drizzle (07/23/2011) [-]
>Be 17

YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!
#140 - SirFuckALot (07/23/2011) [+] (11 replies)
> end of 8th grade
> long field trip out to a camp
> sitting in seat holding in a possible fart
> hot girl flirting with me after entire day of hanging out
> bus hits big bump on the road
> huge amount of **** pours out of asshole
> spend the rest of the ride trying to convince friends that smell is sewage outside bus

first time i tell anyone
#154 to #140 - ICanThePowerr (07/23/2011) [-]
> In gym playing basketball in 8th grade
> Teacher obviously picked the fit kids to go against the fat kids
> I'm on fat team
> Ball gets past to me
> I notice girls cheering
> I start to blush
> My blushing distracts me from playing basketball
> I don't notice my shorts and underwear slipping off as I run with the ball
> I'm not stripped down to my shoes, and than I notice.
> I get scared and **** myself
> No normal **** , explosive diarrhea
> Diarrhea showers my team mates and the people watching the game
> I am now running while covered in diarrhea, my PENIS flopping around in the air.
> I slip on the diarrhea and am now covered back to front in liquidy ****
> I start getting a boner
> I instantly jizz all over, and than piss.
> The fusion of my **** , jizz, and piss makes me throw up.
> I am now covered in puke, diarrhea, sperm, and piss
> The crowd goes wild
Best day ever
#30 - shattubatu (07/23/2011) [+] (5 replies)
>Year 2 at school getting changed for P.E.
>Be a total pervert
>Get prepubescent boner from looking at girls in their panties
>Show nearest girl the bulge
>She gets her friend
>Soon every girl looking at my dick bump
>I make it move while singing the circus song ("Entry Of The Gladiators")
>All girls amazed and ask me to do it again
> Look up, see teacher looking at me, shaking it around surrounded by girls
>Never talk to any of the girls again

I so hope that nobody ever remembers that D:
#205 - ShaunG (07/23/2011) [-]
>15 years old
>Get into fight with Uncle
>Need to blow off some steam, so I got into a fighting tournament
>Go to collect prize, but the douche ripped me off
>Douche gets held up and I don't stop the robbery
>Robber kills Uncle
>Learn to shot web
#1418 - zurek (07/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>About 8 years old.
>Parents and I go to nearby theatre.
>Leave play early, we start walking home in the dark.
>Take shortcut through alleyway.
>Gets scared.
>Thug comes out of nowhere with gun and shoots parents dead.
>Gets sad.
>Becomes Batman.
#266 - AlphaQhard (07/23/2011) [+] (16 replies)
>5 years old
>At Universal Studios
>Take picture with spiderman
>Spiderman has his shlong pointed out
>I stare at PENIS not knowing what it was
>dad takes picture
>frames it and keeps it in the house for everyone to see
#49 - coolfool (07/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>Be in 6th grade gym class
>We are all sitting on a green line on the ground for reasons i cant remember
>Need to take the loudest fart ever
>I felt behemoth brewing within my bowels
>See friend next to me
>Get up really fast and squat over his head while him and rest of class are still sitting
>Everyone is looking at me
>Fart really, really, really loud
>Echo's through the entire gymnasium
>Kid gets up and starts running in circles
>About a 1/4 of the gigantic room starts to fill with the stench
>Me and my close friends fall to the floor from laughing

<---- Other kids in the class face when the bomb went off


I dont regret **** , that was the happiest moment from grade school!
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User avatar #115 - thebritishguy (07/23/2011) [+] (7 replies)
spent 1 year of my life wearing no shoes and no socks because I wanted to look like a hobbit
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User avatar #1468 - foelkera (07/25/2011) [+] (3 replies)
>Twelve years old
>On bus to school
>Realize I pissed myself
>Bus is already moving
>Get to school
>Nobody notices yet
>Get to first class of the day
>Thinking everything's going to be fine
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
User avatar #1481 to #1468 - nxtasa (07/25/2011) [-]
**** you bro
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#1431 - pygmymarmosets (07/24/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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#37 - bobJML (07/23/2011) [+] (4 replies)
One time I had my friend over at my house, and we were listening to music. I asked him, "Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?" He said no, they suck. It kind of rustled my jimmies that he said that because, well earlier, we had reservation at this place called, "Dorsia" and well, I don't want to get into detail because it's a long story. So I started explaining to them my thought about Huey Lewis and the News and why they're such an awesome band both commercially and artistically. I showed him how their album had a clear, crisp sound. It was a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost, that's what I thought. Then I he realized I had copies of newspaper articles spread everywhere around him and asked me, "Hey Bob, why are there copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?" After he asked that, he laughed for a brief second as I was putting on a raincoat. I just replied, "No, Allen." Then I started playing one of their songs, and went to the bathroom, took a Viagra, and decided to take my pants off. I returned and explained my thoughts about the current Huey Lewis and the News song playing. As I finished I yelled, "HEY PAUL!" and cut his head off with an axe. As I finished the first swing I yelled at him, " TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ******* STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ******* BASTARD!" Then I took a few more things. After I finished, my mom just so happened to be watching me, like, the entire ******* time. So I'm just sitting there with no pants, a raging boner, a dead guy on the floor next to me with blood everywhere, and Huey Lewis and the News was playing in the background. It was quite embarrassing and awkward, and I got grounded for 2 week.
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