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Embarrassing moments

Part 2: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2397098/Embarrassing+moments+PART+2/
HOREY SHEET!! +6000 thumbs? that's amazing! Will take a little while to make part 2 though.
You know what's also embarrassing? I made a mistake on backgrounds color...OH GOD WHY
If you want to share and contribute with your funny stories I will put them on part 2.Post them on the comments or just PM me.
OC yay

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Submitted: 07/23/2011
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#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/23/2011) [+] (16 replies)
>playing game outside with friends
>miss basket accidently hit school bully
>friends ditch me and I get my ass beat by bully and his friends
>go home
>mom tells me,"You're movin' in with your Auntie and your Uncle in Bel Air!"
#52 - bobJML (07/23/2011) [+] (23 replies)
>4th grade
>Stomach feels upset
>Ask teacher to use bathroom
>Enter bathroom
>Sit on toilet
>Explosive **** flies out ass
>Stomach continues to be upset until lunch
>Thinks to self, " **** this **** "
>Tells teacher I'm feeling extremely sick and wants to go home
>Go to office and calls mom to come pick me up
>Classroom just has to be upstairs
>Have a rough time climbing up the stairs
>Get booksack
> **** just got real, literally
>Squeezes asscheeks together
>Halfway down the stair
> ***** in pants
>Oh lawd
>Waits in a bench near the office, sitting on my own **** , trying to act cool
>Girl passes by
>Smells like ****

And it had to happen on that day, of all days, the day of my daughter's wedding.
#40 - DeltaRob (07/23/2011) [+] (11 replies)
>6th grade in class
>have to take a ****
>nervous because never **** in school bathroom before
>ask teacher to go to bathroom
>she tells me to wait
>feeling explosive **** approaching from bowls
>finally i can leave for the bathroom
>in bathroom
>still nervous about ******** in school bathroom
>"maybe i just have to fart"
> ***** pants in school bathroom
>enter stall
>underwear is covered in ****
>remove underwear
>now free balling in jeans
>black kid walks in to piss
>"it smells like **** in hear yo"
>put underwear in hoodie pocket
>black kid still in bathroom
>throws underwear in trash before he notices
>goes back to class
>friend notices **** stain on hand
>"no its just chocolate"
>he wants me to prove it
>licks **** off hand Worst day ever
#1455 - greatbananareef (07/24/2011) [+] (13 replies)
>6th grade
>friend has sleepover with many friends
>everyone is asleep
>im still awake
>huge fart brewing
>hovers over friend to fart in his face
>fart extremely loud
>begin to crown a huge turd
>does not stop pushing, dont know why
>huge turd sits in my pants as i still hover over friend
> other friends laughter wakes up my victim
>victim sits up and crushes the turded into my ass with his face
>friends dont know
>go back to sleep without changing

#72 - oneofthembrians (07/23/2011) [+] (9 replies)
>Be 17
>Virgin
>Met this girl and started talking
>Started dating her
>Months later
>She wanted to have sex
>Agreed
>She gets hopes up all week for the weekend
>Get to her room and start makeing out
>She says she doesnt want to
>Slaps her and leave
>Day later
>Everyone knows what i did
>Hated by everyone
>Starts feeling bad
>Wants to apoligize and make it up to her
>Cant find where she is
>Hears shes at a party
>Storm in the party looking for her
>Someone says shes in a room with Dwayne
>Walk up to the room
>Hear her moaning
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
User avatar #84 to #72 - drizzle (07/23/2011) [-]
>Be 17

YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!
#140 - SirFuckALot (07/23/2011) [+] (11 replies)
> end of 8th grade
> long field trip out to a camp
> sitting in seat holding in a possible fart
> hot girl flirting with me after entire day of hanging out
> bus hits big bump on the road
> huge amount of **** pours out of asshole
> spend the rest of the ride trying to convince friends that smell is sewage outside bus

first time i tell anyone
#154 to #140 - ICanThePowerr (07/23/2011) [-]
> In gym playing basketball in 8th grade
> Teacher obviously picked the fit kids to go against the fat kids
> I'm on fat team
> Ball gets past to me
> I notice girls cheering
> I start to blush
> My blushing distracts me from playing basketball
> I don't notice my shorts and underwear slipping off as I run with the ball
> I'm not stripped down to my shoes, and than I notice.
> I get scared and **** myself
> No normal **** , explosive diarrhea
> Diarrhea showers my team mates and the people watching the game
> I am now running while covered in diarrhea, my PENIS flopping around in the air.
> I slip on the diarrhea and am now covered back to front in liquidy ****
> I start getting a boner
> I instantly jizz all over, and than piss.
> The fusion of my **** , jizz, and piss makes me throw up.
> I am now covered in puke, diarrhea, sperm, and piss
> The crowd goes wild
Best day ever
#30 - shattubatu (07/23/2011) [+] (5 replies)
>Year 2 at school getting changed for P.E.
>Be a total pervert
>Get prepubescent boner from looking at girls in their panties
>Show nearest girl the bulge
>She gets her friend
>Soon every girl looking at my dick bump
>I make it move while singing the circus song ("Entry Of The Gladiators")
>All girls amazed and ask me to do it again
> Look up, see teacher looking at me, shaking it around surrounded by girls
>Never talk to any of the girls again

I so hope that nobody ever remembers that D:
#205 - ShaunG (07/23/2011) [-]
>15 years old
>Get into fight with Uncle
>Need to blow off some steam, so I got into a fighting tournament
>Go to collect prize, but the douche ripped me off
>Douche gets held up and I don't stop the robbery
>Robber kills Uncle
>Learn to shot web
#1418 - zurek (07/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>About 8 years old.
>Parents and I go to nearby theatre.
>Leave play early, we start walking home in the dark.
>Take shortcut through alleyway.
>Gets scared.
>Thug comes out of nowhere with gun and shoots parents dead.
>Gets sad.
>Becomes Batman.
#266 - AlphaQhard (07/23/2011) [+] (16 replies)
>5 years old
>At Universal Studios
>Take picture with spiderman
>Spiderman has his shlong pointed out
>I stare at PENIS not knowing what it was
>dad takes picture
>frames it and keeps it in the house for everyone to see
#49 - coolfool (07/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>Be in 6th grade gym class
>We are all sitting on a green line on the ground for reasons i cant remember
>Need to take the loudest fart ever
>I felt behemoth brewing within my bowels
>See friend next to me
>Get up really fast and squat over his head while him and rest of class are still sitting
>Everyone is looking at me
>Fart really, really, really loud
>Echo's through the entire gymnasium
>Kid gets up and starts running in circles
>About a 1/4 of the gigantic room starts to fill with the stench
>Me and my close friends fall to the floor from laughing

<---- Other kids in the class face when the bomb went off


I dont regret **** , that was the happiest moment from grade school!
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User avatar #115 - thebritishguy (07/23/2011) [+] (7 replies)
spent 1 year of my life wearing no shoes and no socks because I wanted to look like a hobbit
#263 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/23/2011) [-]
>6 years old
>see younger sibling breast feed
>convince friend to let me suck his nipple to see if milk comes out
>nothing
>try mine
>nothing
>tell parents it didn't work
>get yelled at
>OH GOD WHY!?
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User avatar #1468 - foelkera ONLINE (07/25/2011) [+] (3 replies)
>Twelve years old
>On bus to school
>Realize I pissed myself
>Bus is already moving
>Get to school
>Nobody notices yet
>Get to first class of the day
>Thinking everything's going to be fine
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
User avatar #1481 to #1468 - nxtasa (07/25/2011) [-]
**** you bro
#247 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>5th grade
>passing dirty notes to girl using hollow marker (ME GUSTA)
>teacher asks for marker
>i grin and let her have it.
> there's no ink
>she slams the back on the desk
>all notes fall out
>open the door
>get on the floor
>walk the dinosaur
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#1431 - pygmymarmosets (07/24/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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