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Embarrassing moments. Part 2: /funny_pictures/2397098/Embarrassing+moments+PART+2/ HOREY SHEET!! +6000 thumbs? that's amazing! Will take a little while to make

Part 2: /funny_pictures/2397098/Embarrassing+moments+PART+2/
HOREY SHEET!! +6000 thumbs? that's amazing! Will take a little while to make part 2 though.
You know what's also embarrassing? I made a mistake on backgrounds color...OH GOD WHY
If you want to share and contribute with your funny stories I will put them on part 2.Post them on the comments or just PM me.
OC yay

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#52 - bobJML
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(07/23/2011) [-]
>4th grade
>Stomach feels upset
>Ask teacher to use bathroom
>Enter bathroom
>Sit on toilet
>Explosive **** flies out ass
>Stomach continues to be upset until lunch
>Thinks to self, "**** this ****"
>Tells teacher I'm feeling extremely sick and wants to go home
>Go to office and calls mom to come pick me up
>Classroom just has to be upstairs
>Have a rough time climbing up the stairs
>Get booksack
>**** just got real, literally
>Squeezes asscheeks together
>Halfway down the stair
>***** in pants
>Oh lawd
>Waits in a bench near the office, sitting on my own ****, trying to act cool
>Girl passes by
>Smells like ****

And it had to happen on that day, of all days, the day of my daughter's wedding.
User avatar #1123 to #52 - Ghostfacekillah
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Word for word repost nice

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User avatar #1454 to #1123 - CRosBY
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******* liar man.
User avatar #1456 to #1123 - Snack Pack
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(07/24/2011) [-]
Guess who's a fag!
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User avatar #1439 to #1123 - banteringcat
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Bob... No....
User avatar #1442 to #1439 - bobJML
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Wait...what?
User avatar #1443 to #1442 - banteringcat
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Wait that was a 404. No proof that you reposted a comment from 4chan.
User avatar #1444 to #1443 - bobJML
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How do the could I have reposted it? That actually happened to me before...

Plus my comment is 22 hours old, Ghostfacekillah's comment is 12 hours old, and 4chan threads tend to 404 after a while, especially /b/ threads since they 404 quickly, how in the name of ***** sake could I have reposted that?
User avatar #1445 to #1444 - banteringcat
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At the time of my original comment, I had made a fool hardy assumption that you had reposted a comment from a 4chan thread without checking the source first. Now that I have checked the source, and it in fact 404'd, I feel like an idiot for making that assumption without checking first.

I am sorry.
User avatar #1447 to #1445 - bobJML
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I'm so confused, were people actually believing I stole something from 4chan?
User avatar #1448 to #1447 - banteringcat
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The link I first responded to... That Ghostfacekillah guy.
#1449 to #1448 - bobJML
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What the ****. I make my own comments, and don't repost ****, unless it's a quote from a TV show.
What the ****. I make my own comments, and don't repost ****, unless it's a quote from a TV show.
#1450 to #1449 - banteringcat
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Don't ask me. I'm just a sucker who believed it with out checking first.
#1451 to #1450 - bobJML
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It's even stupider because my comment is way older than that thread, being that /b/ moves really fast. A thread can't last 10 hours, and he replied to my comment 10 hours late.
#1453 to #1123 - anon id: c3e81737
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Gtfo summerfag.
User avatar #720 to #52 - Ouronlysaviortwo
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> Me at very young age
> Just got into wearing underwear
> Have the nasteh runs
> Baby sitter comes over
> We go to park
> Rode bikes around
> Feel something squishy in pants
> Ignore it
> Get home
> Take off clothes
> Find big ass pile of **** in underwear
> Disgusted of the giant load
> Hear baby sitter coming
> Don't know what to do with ****** underwear
> Baby sitter walking towards my room
> Panic
> She opens the door get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur
User avatar #1457 to #52 - DiePotatoDie
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Sure smells like summer in here. (to Ghostfacekillah)
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#1461 to #52 - godworshipsme
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>get out of school
>feel massive **** coming on
>ignore it and play basketball
>gets to a point where it becomes unbearable
>leave in the middle of the game
>walk the 2 miles home with my ass cheeks squeezed as tightly as possible
> get home
>run into my elevator
>decide to release a little fart
>damn has been broken
>**** pours out like a volcano
> 6 other people in the elevator
> 5 awkward floors go by
>get home
>my mom is in the only bathroom
>wait
>throw out my pants and take a shower
>find out later that day that i drank my sisters diet tea that morning
#220 to #52 - squizard
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>about 10
>at some camp
>in a full cafeteria
>snack line with pudding
>eat unthinkable amount of pudding
>stomach is feeling upset
>ask counselor if i can go to the bathroom
>he says i have to wait until everyone is done
>sit there with stomach pains
>barf all over myself

User avatar #63 to #52 - ifapinschool
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-8 years old
-walking with my cousins to go to play basketball
-MASSIVE **** IN PANTS ACTIVATE
-cousins ask whats that smell
-i dont smell anything
-feels bad man D:
#412 to #52 - gerdinn
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>4th grade
>There's a bathroom in the classroom
>Goes in bathroom
>Takes a huge dump and farts
>Gets broadcasted to the whole class
>Embarrassed and humiliated
>Kills myself.
#242 to #52 - squizard
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>15 years old
>on an island
>have to take a ****
>decide it would be awesome to catapult a ****
>make simple catapult
>**** on it
>find a big rock
>throw the rock at the other end of the catapult
>**** is thrown in the air and explodes against a tree
>me turn around with a success face
>see a boat with about 10 girls on it 50 yards out looking at me
#40 - DeltaRob
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>6th grade in class
>have to take a ****
>nervous because never **** in school bathroom before
>ask teacher to go to bathroom
>she tells me to wait
>feeling explosive **** approaching from bowls
>finally i can leave for the bathroom
>in bathroom
>still nervous about ******** in school bathroom
>"maybe i just have to fart"
>***** pants in school bathroom
>enter stall
>underwear is covered in ****
>remove underwear
>now free balling in jeans
>black kid walks in to piss
>"it smells like **** in hear yo"
>put underwear in hoodie pocket
>black kid still in bathroom
>throws underwear in trash before he notices
>goes back to class
>friend notices **** stain on hand
>"no its just chocolate"
>he wants me to prove it
>licks **** off hand Worst day ever
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User avatar #73 to #40 - diamondhead [OP]
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LMAO. That's awesome!!Thanks for sharing.
User avatar #232 to #40 - tehhamster
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(07/23/2011) [-]
You should of said "It's just chocolate! Try some!" Then smeared it on his face :D
#445 to #40 - gagqt
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Comment Picture
User avatar #45 to #40 - wuocha
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you should make this into a comic. itd be funny as ****
#64 - anon id: 370d9a24
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>playing game outside with friends
>miss basket accidently hit school bully
>friends ditch me and I get my ass beat by bully and his friends
>go home
>mom tells me,"You're movin' in with your Auntie and your Uncle in Bel Air!"
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#1459 to #64 - deathzor
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User avatar #1428 to #64 - schmackadoodle **User deleted account**
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Happens to me all the time
User avatar #179 to #64 - uncaringman
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I lol'd
#290 to #64 - soulfly
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#893 to #64 - iananaster
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User avatar #1575 to #893 - arweenk
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Hi
#218 to #64 - theannoyingFJguy
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This image has expired
>in room, on fj
>realize i need to get a snack
>leave my room, and the laptop unclosed
>mum sneaks into my room
>meanwhile, me at kitchen door
>open door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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#1410 to #218 - anon id: 1c24058b
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>Trying to green text
>GTF back to 4chan
#252 to #64 - tyranosaursrex
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-me 15yrs old
-stomach hurts while in class
-ask to go get water at water fountain
-get to water fountain
-throw up in water fountain and leave school
#395 to #252 - renobs
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idk why, but i lol'd at this
User avatar #1440 to #395 - banteringcat
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I lol'd because of the pokerface. Fits this situation so well.
#1455 - greatbananareef
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>6th grade
>friend has sleepover with many friends
>everyone is asleep
>im still awake
>huge fart brewing
>hovers over friend to fart in his face
>fart extremely loud
>begin to crown a huge turd
>does not stop pushing, dont know why
>huge turd sits in my pants as i still hover over friend
> other friends laughter wakes up my victim
>victim sits up and crushes the turded into my ass with his face
>friends dont know
>go back to sleep without changing

#1494 to #1455 - hjoyce
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This is freakin hilarious. out of all of these, this one made me laugh the most. :)
User avatar #1532 to #1455 - harmphrey
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LOL!! that should totally be on the 5th one
#1584 to #1455 - jingleforth
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User avatar #1524 to #1455 - eminemisthebest
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(07/28/2011) [-]
ha i got the 100th thumb
#1525 to #1455 - devvnn
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Comment Picture
#1533 to #1455 - harmphrey
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117 thumb!!
#1511 to #1455 - sexymutt
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this was hilarious
this was hilarious
#1515 to #1511 - deadagain
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That GIF....so familiar... What movie is this from?
User avatar #1521 to #1515 - yooper
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Its from CBS' show, Survivor
User avatar #1518 to #1515 - sexymutt
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idk sadly :/ found it on FJ
User avatar #1487 to #1455 - Rowant
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(07/25/2011) [-]
I logged in just to thumb this. <3
#1480 to #1455 - AnomynousUser
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#1489 to #1455 - jacencaedus
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You don't understand, I damn near pissed myself!
#72 - oneofthembrians
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>Be 17
>Virgin
>Met this girl and started talking
>Started dating her
>Months later
>She wanted to have sex
>Agreed
>She gets hopes up all week for the weekend
>Get to her room and start makeing out
>She says she doesnt want to
>Slaps her and leave
>Day later
>Everyone knows what i did
>Hated by everyone
>Starts feeling bad
>Wants to apoligize and make it up to her
>Cant find where she is
>Hears shes at a party
>Storm in the party looking for her
>Someone says shes in a room with Dwayne
>Walk up to the room
>Hear her moaning
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
User avatar #93 to #72 - mtndewguy
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Dude, I was reading this and feeling bad because I am in that situation. The trolling got to me on this one.
#97 to #93 - oneofthembrians
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you should go to her hnouse dive on her floor and start singing and dancing to that song till everything is alright
you should go to her hnouse dive on her floor and start singing and dancing to that song till everything is alright
User avatar #103 to #97 - mtndewguy
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(07/23/2011) [-]
Rather keep what's left of my dignity.
User avatar #180 to #103 - fadetometallica
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**** dignity. Dignity is for bitches.
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User avatar #184 to #180 - mtndewguy
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Then I'm a bitch.
#1513 to #184 - anon id: 3dde25c6
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>Smah windows
>Police come round
>open the door
> say
>"get on the floor"
>"everybody walk the dinosaur"
User avatar #84 to #72 - drizzle
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>Be 17

YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!
#101 to #84 - uncaringman
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#140 - SirFuckALot
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> end of 8th grade
> long field trip out to a camp
> sitting in seat holding in a possible fart
> hot girl flirting with me after entire day of hanging out
> bus hits big bump on the road
> huge amount of **** pours out of asshole
> spend the rest of the ride trying to convince friends that smell is sewage outside bus

first time i tell anyone
#154 to #140 - ICanThePowerr
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> In gym playing basketball in 8th grade
> Teacher obviously picked the fit kids to go against the fat kids
> I'm on fat team
> Ball gets past to me
> I notice girls cheering
> I start to blush
> My blushing distracts me from playing basketball
> I don't notice my shorts and underwear slipping off as I run with the ball
> I'm not stripped down to my shoes, and than I notice.
> I get scared and **** myself
> No normal ****, explosive diarrhea
> Diarrhea showers my team mates and the people watching the game
> I am now running while covered in diarrhea, my PENIS flopping around in the air.
> I slip on the diarrhea and am now covered back to front in liquidy ****
> I start getting a boner
> I instantly jizz all over, and than piss.
> The fusion of my ****, jizz, and piss makes me throw up.
> I am now covered in puke, diarrhea, sperm, and piss
> The crowd goes wild
Best day ever
#163 to #154 - luxxorz
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Why the banana-nut **** did I laugh at this so goddamn hard?
User avatar #1244 to #163 - herpina
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I started laughing when I saw "I'm on the fat team"
#181 to #154 - thehealthinspector
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#157 to #154 - SirFuckALot
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LOL
#172 to #154 - puut
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I think i pissed myself reading this
I think i pissed myself reading this
#189 to #154 - kype
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User avatar #567 to #154 - XxDeltaxX
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I ******* LOL'D.
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#1333 to #154 - thahebrewhammer
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I lost it at "I slip on the diarrhea and am now covered back to front in liquidy ****"
#268 to #154 - anon id: 207309be
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#30 - shattubatu
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>Year 2 at school getting changed for P.E.
>Be a total pervert
>Get prepubescent boner from looking at girls in their panties
>Show nearest girl the bulge
>She gets her friend
>Soon every girl looking at my dick bump
>I make it move while singing the circus song ("Entry Of The Gladiators")
>All girls amazed and ask me to do it again
> Look up, see teacher looking at me, shaking it around surrounded by girls
>Never talk to any of the girls again

I so hope that nobody ever remembers that D:
#1513 to #30 - slashendrix
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Everyone will remember that D
#1514 to #1513 - shattubatu
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Hmmm, this content is like 6 months old, how did you find it?
User avatar #354 to #30 - IncarceratedNinja
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you had co ed PE?
#386 to #354 - Simplesailor
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It's quite a common thing in British primary schools, i.e 5-9 year olds
#31 to #30 - diamondhead [OP]
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Lmao. Thanks for contributing. That's good stuff.
#205 - ShaunG
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>15 years old
>Get into fight with Uncle
>Need to blow off some steam, so I got into a fighting tournament
>Go to collect prize, but the douche ripped me off
>Douche gets held up and I don't stop the robbery
>Robber kills Uncle
>Learn to shot web
#1418 - zurek
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>About 8 years old.
>Parents and I go to nearby theatre.
>Leave play early, we start walking home in the dark.
>Take shortcut through alleyway.
>Gets scared.
>Thug comes out of nowhere with gun and shoots parents dead.
>Gets sad.
>Becomes Batman.
#1510 to #1418 - anthonyd
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#266 - AlphaQhard
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>5 years old
>At Universal Studios
>Take picture with spiderman
>Spiderman has his shlong pointed out
>I stare at PENIS not knowing what it was
>dad takes picture
>frames it and keeps it in the house for everyone to see
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#269 to #266 - xactor
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wait what
User avatar #585 to #269 - AlphaQhard
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First to get trips will be eligible to see it
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#1146 to #585 - allidoisroll
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**allidoisroll rolls 133** Challenge accepted.
#1147 to #1146 - allidoisroll
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**allidoisroll rolls 292** Close enough.
#1151 to #1147 - allidoisroll
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**allidoisroll rolls 371** Too close.
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**exoh rolls 939**
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**mashew rolls 425** k
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**aesguitar rolls 582**
#700 to #585 - anon id: 74b0556b
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**anonymous rolls 072** why not ?
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**Valkodu rolls 474**
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**Valkodu rolls 822**
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**Valkodu rolls 777**
User avatar #1274 to #1272 - Valkodu
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TRIPPLE SEVENS ************, IM GOIN TO VEGAS