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Embarrassing moments
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If you want to share and contribute with your funny stories I will put them on part 2.Post them on the comments or just PM me.
OC yay
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trying to skew you were plungers
f' tie
my face when I
think about this
things*
PART i
Smi\ ehow convinced myself that
talt my Mom and Dads
Mom, Dad, I' m bisexuale
intentionally decided to
walk around with an
Cd obvious boner, hoping
girls would see it and
me, tth grade*
HATERS GONNA HATE
Cir:: time, teacher
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gnd grade*
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it shakes the flair* g%
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wet on my mom' s law
In ml mull ' Hal mull limit mill IMP
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#64
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N. Korean citizen (07/23/2011) [+]
(15 replies)
>playing game outside with friends
>miss basket accidently hit school bully
>friends ditch me and I get my ass beat by bully and his friends
>go home
>mom tells me,"You're movin' in with your Auntie and your Uncle in Bel Air!"
>miss basket accidently hit school bully
>friends ditch me and I get my ass beat by bully and his friends
>go home
>mom tells me,"You're movin' in with your Auntie and your Uncle in Bel Air!"
#52
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bobJML (07/23/2011) [+]
(23 replies)
>4th grade
>Stomach feels upset
>Ask teacher to use bathroom
>Enter bathroom
>Sit on toilet
>Explosive shit flies out ass
>Stomach continues to be upset until lunch
>Thinks to self, "Fuck this shit"
>Tells teacher I'm feeling extremely sick and wants to go home
>Go to office and calls mom to come pick me up
>Classroom just has to be upstairs
>Have a rough time climbing up the stairs
>Get booksack
>Shit just got real, literally
>Squeezes asscheeks together
>Halfway down the stair
>Shits in pants
>Oh lawd
>Waits in a bench near the office, sitting on my own shit, trying to act cool
>Girl passes by
>Smells like shit
And it had to happen on that day, of all days, the day of my daughter's wedding.
>Stomach feels upset
>Ask teacher to use bathroom
>Enter bathroom
>Sit on toilet
>Explosive shit flies out ass
>Stomach continues to be upset until lunch
>Thinks to self, "Fuck this shit"
>Tells teacher I'm feeling extremely sick and wants to go home
>Go to office and calls mom to come pick me up
>Classroom just has to be upstairs
>Have a rough time climbing up the stairs
>Get booksack
>Shit just got real, literally
>Squeezes asscheeks together
>Halfway down the stair
>Shits in pants
>Oh lawd
>Waits in a bench near the office, sitting on my own shit, trying to act cool
>Girl passes by
>Smells like shit
And it had to happen on that day, of all days, the day of my daughter's wedding.
#40
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DeltaRob (07/23/2011) [+]
(11 replies)
>6th grade in class
>have to take a shit
>nervous because never shit in school bathroom before
>ask teacher to go to bathroom
>she tells me to wait
>feeling explosive shit approaching from bowls
>finally i can leave for the bathroom
>in bathroom
>still nervous about shitting in school bathroom
>"maybe i just have to fart"
>shits pants in school bathroom
>enter stall
>underwear is covered in shit
>remove underwear
>now free balling in jeans
>black kid walks in to piss
>"it smells like shit in hear yo"
>put underwear in hoodie pocket
>black kid still in bathroom
>throws underwear in trash before he notices
>goes back to class
>friend notices shit stain on hand
>"no its just chocolate"
>he wants me to prove it
>licks shit off hand Worst day ever
>have to take a shit
>nervous because never shit in school bathroom before
>ask teacher to go to bathroom
>she tells me to wait
>feeling explosive shit approaching from bowls
>finally i can leave for the bathroom
>in bathroom
>still nervous about shitting in school bathroom
>"maybe i just have to fart"
>shits pants in school bathroom
>enter stall
>underwear is covered in shit
>remove underwear
>now free balling in jeans
>black kid walks in to piss
>"it smells like shit in hear yo"
>put underwear in hoodie pocket
>black kid still in bathroom
>throws underwear in trash before he notices
>goes back to class
>friend notices shit stain on hand
>"no its just chocolate"
>he wants me to prove it
>licks shit off hand Worst day ever
#1455
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greatbananareef (07/24/2011) [+]
(13 replies)
>6th grade
>friend has sleepover with many friends
>everyone is asleep
>im still awake
>huge fart brewing
>hovers over friend to fart in his face
>fart extremely loud
>begin to crown a huge turd
>does not stop pushing, dont know why
>huge turd sits in my pants as i still hover over friend
> other friends laughter wakes up my victim
>victim sits up and crushes the turded into my ass with his face
>friends dont know
>go back to sleep without changing
>friend has sleepover with many friends
>everyone is asleep
>im still awake
>huge fart brewing
>hovers over friend to fart in his face
>fart extremely loud
>begin to crown a huge turd
>does not stop pushing, dont know why
>huge turd sits in my pants as i still hover over friend
> other friends laughter wakes up my victim
>victim sits up and crushes the turded into my ass with his face
>friends dont know
>go back to sleep without changing
#72
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oneofthembrians (07/23/2011) [+]
(9 replies)
>Be 17
>Virgin
>Met this girl and started talking
>Started dating her
>Months later
>She wanted to have sex
>Agreed
>She gets hopes up all week for the weekend
>Get to her room and start makeing out
>She says she doesnt want to
>Slaps her and leave
>Day later
>Everyone knows what i did
>Hated by everyone
>Starts feeling bad
>Wants to apoligize and make it up to her
>Cant find where she is
>Hears shes at a party
>Storm in the party looking for her
>Someone says shes in a room with Dwayne
>Walk up to the room
>Hear her moaning
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>Virgin
>Met this girl and started talking
>Started dating her
>Months later
>She wanted to have sex
>Agreed
>She gets hopes up all week for the weekend
>Get to her room and start makeing out
>She says she doesnt want to
>Slaps her and leave
>Day later
>Everyone knows what i did
>Hated by everyone
>Starts feeling bad
>Wants to apoligize and make it up to her
>Cant find where she is
>Hears shes at a party
>Storm in the party looking for her
>Someone says shes in a room with Dwayne
>Walk up to the room
>Hear her moaning
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
#140
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SirFuckALot (07/23/2011) [+]
(11 replies)
> end of 8th grade
> long field trip out to a camp
> sitting in seat holding in a possible fart
> hot girl flirting with me after entire day of hanging out
> bus hits big bump on the road
> huge amount of shit pours out of asshole
> spend the rest of the ride trying to convince friends that smell is sewage outside bus
first time i tell anyone
> long field trip out to a camp
> sitting in seat holding in a possible fart
> hot girl flirting with me after entire day of hanging out
> bus hits big bump on the road
> huge amount of shit pours out of asshole
> spend the rest of the ride trying to convince friends that smell is sewage outside bus
first time i tell anyone
#154 to #140
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ICanThePowerr (07/23/2011) [-] > In gym playing basketball in 8th grade
> Teacher obviously picked the fit kids to go against the fat kids
> I'm on fat team
> Ball gets past to me
> I notice girls cheering
> I start to blush
> My blushing distracts me from playing basketball
> I don't notice my shorts and underwear slipping off as I run with the ball
> I'm not stripped down to my shoes, and than I notice.
> I get scared and shit myself
> No normal shit, explosive diarrhea
> Diarrhea showers my team mates and the people watching the game
> I am now running while covered in diarrhea, my PENIS flopping around in the air.
> I slip on the diarrhea and am now covered back to front in liquidy shit
> I start getting a boner
> I instantly jizz all over, and than piss.
> The fusion of my shit, jizz, and piss makes me throw up.
> I am now covered in puke, diarrhea, sperm, and piss
> The crowd goes wild
Best day ever
> Teacher obviously picked the fit kids to go against the fat kids
> I'm on fat team
> Ball gets past to me
> I notice girls cheering
> I start to blush
> My blushing distracts me from playing basketball
> I don't notice my shorts and underwear slipping off as I run with the ball
> I'm not stripped down to my shoes, and than I notice.
> I get scared and shit myself
> No normal shit, explosive diarrhea
> Diarrhea showers my team mates and the people watching the game
> I am now running while covered in diarrhea, my PENIS flopping around in the air.
> I slip on the diarrhea and am now covered back to front in liquidy shit
> I start getting a boner
> I instantly jizz all over, and than piss.
> The fusion of my shit, jizz, and piss makes me throw up.
> I am now covered in puke, diarrhea, sperm, and piss
> The crowd goes wild
Best day ever
#30
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shattubatu (07/23/2011) [+]
(5 replies)
>Year 2 at school getting changed for P.E.
>Be a total pervert
>Get prepubescent boner from looking at girls in their panties
>Show nearest girl the bulge
>She gets her friend
>Soon every girl looking at my dick bump
>I make it move while singing the circus song ("Entry Of The Gladiators")
>All girls amazed and ask me to do it again
> Look up, see teacher looking at me, shaking it around surrounded by girls
>Never talk to any of the girls again
I so hope that nobody ever remembers that D:
>Be a total pervert
>Get prepubescent boner from looking at girls in their panties
>Show nearest girl the bulge
>She gets her friend
>Soon every girl looking at my dick bump
>I make it move while singing the circus song ("Entry Of The Gladiators")
>All girls amazed and ask me to do it again
> Look up, see teacher looking at me, shaking it around surrounded by girls
>Never talk to any of the girls again
I so hope that nobody ever remembers that D:
#205
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ShaunG ONLINE (07/23/2011) [-] >15 years old
>Get into fight with Uncle
>Need to blow off some steam, so I got into a fighting tournament
>Go to collect prize, but the douche ripped me off
>Douche gets held up and I don't stop the robbery
>Robber kills Uncle
>Learn to shot web
>Get into fight with Uncle
>Need to blow off some steam, so I got into a fighting tournament
>Go to collect prize, but the douche ripped me off
>Douche gets held up and I don't stop the robbery
>Robber kills Uncle
>Learn to shot web
#1418
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zurek (07/24/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
>About 8 years old.
>Parents and I go to nearby theatre.
>Leave play early, we start walking home in the dark.
>Take shortcut through alleyway.
>Gets scared.
>Thug comes out of nowhere with gun and shoots parents dead.
>Gets sad.
>Becomes Batman.
>Parents and I go to nearby theatre.
>Leave play early, we start walking home in the dark.
>Take shortcut through alleyway.
>Gets scared.
>Thug comes out of nowhere with gun and shoots parents dead.
>Gets sad.
>Becomes Batman.
#266
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AlphaQhard (07/23/2011) [+]
(16 replies)
>5 years old
>At Universal Studios
>Take picture with spiderman
>Spiderman has his shlong pointed out
>I stare at PENIS not knowing what it was
>dad takes picture
>frames it and keeps it in the house for everyone to see
>At Universal Studios
>Take picture with spiderman
>Spiderman has his shlong pointed out
>I stare at PENIS not knowing what it was
>dad takes picture
>frames it and keeps it in the house for everyone to see
#49
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coolfool (07/23/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
>Be in 6th grade gym class
>We are all sitting on a green line on the ground for reasons i cant remember
>Need to take the loudest fart ever
>I felt behemoth brewing within my bowels
>See friend next to me
>Get up really fast and squat over his head while him and rest of class are still sitting
>Everyone is looking at me
>Fart really, really, really loud
>Echo's through the entire gymnasium
>Kid gets up and starts running in circles
>About a 1/4 of the gigantic room starts to fill with the stench
>Me and my close friends fall to the floor from laughing
<---- Other kids in the class face when the bomb went off
I dont regret shit, that was the happiest moment from grade school!
>We are all sitting on a green line on the ground for reasons i cant remember
>Need to take the loudest fart ever
>I felt behemoth brewing within my bowels
>See friend next to me
>Get up really fast and squat over his head while him and rest of class are still sitting
>Everyone is looking at me
>Fart really, really, really loud
>Echo's through the entire gymnasium
>Kid gets up and starts running in circles
>About a 1/4 of the gigantic room starts to fill with the stench
>Me and my close friends fall to the floor from laughing
<---- Other kids in the class face when the bomb went off
I dont regret shit, that was the happiest moment from grade school!
#74
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ahgha **User deleted account** (07/23/2011) [+]
(6 replies)
>Teenager
>Hours browsing FJ
>Everyone posting new meme
>God Why meme
>After a while try to make my own
>Many attempts later realize I am failing
>Everyone hates when they read it vertically
>Hours browsing FJ
>Everyone posting new meme
>God Why meme
>After a while try to make my own
>Many attempts later realize I am failing
>Everyone hates when they read it vertically
#115
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thebritishguy (07/23/2011) [+]
(7 replies)
spent 1 year of my life wearing no shoes and no socks because I wanted to look like a hobbit
#263
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N. Korean citizen (07/23/2011) [-] >6 years old
>see younger sibling breast feed
>convince friend to let me suck his nipple to see if milk comes out
>nothing
>try mine
>nothing
>tell parents it didn't work
>get yelled at
>OH GOD WHY!?
>see younger sibling breast feed
>convince friend to let me suck his nipple to see if milk comes out
>nothing
>try mine
>nothing
>tell parents it didn't work
>get yelled at
>OH GOD WHY!?
#251
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maxion **User deleted account** (07/23/2011) [+]
(2 replies)
I sat next to a girl in my Science class in 8th grade, she had a couple of friends over and they were having a conversation. I had been overhearing it for 10 minutes, and they started to talk about periods and tampons. I heard one girl say "Don't talk about that, that guy is right near you..." Then another said "Don't worry, he probably knows all about tampons." I looked at them and blatantly said "I DO!" and immediately turned away, letting them know I had been listening to their conversation about their bleeding vaginas for 10 minutes.
#247
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N. Korean citizen (07/23/2011) [+]
(2 replies)
>5th grade
>passing dirty notes to girl using hollow marker (ME GUSTA)
>teacher asks for marker
>i grin and let her have it.
> there's no ink
>she slams the back on the desk
>all notes fall out
>open the door
>get on the floor
>walk the dinosaur
>passing dirty notes to girl using hollow marker (ME GUSTA)
>teacher asks for marker
>i grin and let her have it.
> there's no ink
>she slams the back on the desk
>all notes fall out
>open the door
>get on the floor
>walk the dinosaur
#1420
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mariacurtisreturns **User deleted account** (07/24/2011) [-] I was on an airplane with my best friend who doesn't have a good immune system and she had the window seat (lucky bitch >.<) About two hours into the flight she started feeling sick and she told me 'Hey move over I need to go into the restroom' but I couldn't hear her because of these annoying people talking really loud behind us so I asked 'What?' and she got about halfway through her sentence and threw up all over me and I have a really weak stomach when it comes to nasty stuff like that and then I threw up on her so we both crawled out onto the floor of the airplane with everyone looking at us covered with each others puke but then I passed out but i'm pretty sure it was interesting
#82
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juggalodigo **User deleted account** (07/23/2011) [-] >Be in 5th grade
>Decide I want to be home-schooled
>Lie to father saying that the teacher abused us
>He tells the councilor at the school what I told him
>Councilor chews out teacher for that
>Teacher denies everything
>Teacher takes me out into the hall and yells at me for a good half hour
>Apologize
>Father grounds me for the rest of the school year.
>Decide I want to be home-schooled
>Lie to father saying that the teacher abused us
>He tells the councilor at the school what I told him
>Councilor chews out teacher for that
>Teacher denies everything
>Teacher takes me out into the hall and yells at me for a good half hour
>Apologize
>Father grounds me for the rest of the school year.
