Zombie/ friends

won't the dogs go crazy if they hear the sound too

shit....
NNNNOOOOO

Frequency only humans can hear

Should've known

TinyHeadHouse you're my hero

thank you.
but im no hero. im a drug addict who pisses everyone off. im a huge success yet im a big failure. so dont call me a hero. just call me, that gut.

*walks off into the sunset*

YYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!! oh oops wrong show.

How about a couple dozen surveillance cameras scattered around the half-mile radius of your bathroom? Then you could watch the chaos unfold.

bound up and in that closet over there

we dont have time for this, ellis

You trust your girl in a kitchen like THAT? But then again, you are on the internetz, you probably don't have one....

that is just basically my sex life :P

HOLY FUCKEN CRAP!!!!!!(RUNS AWAY IN TERROR)

One of those back-humpers around...

yes a loner must remain quiet for ultmate pounce...ehhhhgggerrrOH CMON!!!

*POW*

makes me laugh at how unstealthy they are

yup and nice avater

thanks :D

but it involves getting too close to the zombie

and? u say that like thats a bad thing :) i know id rather be cleaving my way thru zombies then hear the click click of a empty clip anyday. if range is the problem, Pikes, halbards, Flails all work.

yeah but the axe may not kill it and then you have the effort of readying it again before you can swing, with a sniper, you would have maybe a couple hours before having to shoot again. Also, most guns reload in 10 sec max

for aslong as u have ammo.

then you just beat them with the butt of the gun

then ur even closer then u would be with the battle axe or pike :P

not with the new sniper they now have, that bitch is huge, besides the bullet has a mile range and can still rip through metal. by the time the zombies find you, you'd be gone

I'm gonna have to agree with the guy whos saying guns are better (no avatars, can't be bothered to check names, sorry) Melee weapons can break and i can only see them being good 1v1 plus there's a good chance of infection. With a gun you can run away and fix the problem if you run out of ammo or it jams. I realize zombies are fictional, but one can hope right?

Fictional? you my friend, need to read this book :) its called "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks.

I have it :)

ok step one rob a few gun stores and sword stores. step 2. find the nearest walmart clear it out claim dominance. step 3. baricade. step 4. go on the roof and have some target practice. step 5. look for a girl survivor.
captcah:bread

I don't see walmart as a good place to go, when people first hear about some disaster they rush to the stores to get food and stuff so they don't have to leave their homes. Most gun stores are pretty hard to get into and if its unlocked someones probably in there ready to protect their store.

i think i have the best solution: the lancer from gears of war. Part assault rifle, part chainsaw bayonet.

if a tank shows up, its your normal strategy. hide, and let zoey kill it.

not if ur ramirez witha flamethrower or cricketbat

RAMIREZ! go take out that tank with this cricket bat!

its amazing that these rare intelligent conversations start around guns, melee weapons, and zombies

Long story short your all fucked either way.

Erm, we need a grammer nazi for comment number 24; k thnkz bye

let me settle this. All you need is a shark bite resistant suit, plenty of room for a shit load of guns, and balls. That is how you survive zombies.

you also don't need to sharpen a gun

melee weapons use more energy than gun, you will be tired after killing a few zombie and then die because you will be too tired for escaping while with a gun you shoot from a distance then if you are low on ammo you escape.

lol, this was posted 19 days ago....

Yeah, but I love zombie stuff...

alrighty then....

tell him to put a lock on the door and not just a string

there probably all legal, duh

then again, it's probably a museum of some sort....hmmmm