Zombie University Daily Log- Day 2. Day 2. One kill. If you don't care, you don't have to read it.. Zambie University- Day 2- I Hell I drave up today and parked zombies fun boom headshot
Click to expand

Zombie University Daily Log- Day 2

Zombie University Daily Log- Day 2. Day 2. One kill. If you don't care, you don't have to read it.. Zambie University- Day 2- I Hell I drave up today and parked

Day 2. One kill. If you don't care, you don't have to read it.

Zambie University- Day 2- I Hell
I drave up today and parked in the empty let; it' s full of mud and still get a huge pile
cf anew en ene end, but it' s still a place to park that' s not a half mile away from the
schewl. It' s also the perfect place to assemble my munitions.
It' s in what' s been designated as a "safe" Zame, m I can lead my Ranger without
fear, and I even have time to add extra ammo. The drum is completely full. The
Maverick is still leaded from the night previous, m I stick that in my bag between
my laptop and my notebook, then cinch the pack on tight w it deosn’ t wobble when
I jog. I string en my from work to the left; new it' s a three- pocket ammo
holder. Plenty of extra bolts fer both blasters. Also en my left side (the arm) is the
Orange bandanna that marks me out as a member of the Resistance. I add to this
motley garb a single, crowning accoutrement; a stovepipe hat I
got last with of July. I Idck my car and head out.
The trek starts easy; the hat and bright blue rifle draw seme cinfused gazes, but
zombieu yet. The second I get acre's the street, however, **** gets real. One
zombie staggers past, stunned frem what I assume is a previous encounter. It' s in
condition try with me, and shambles en. I spot my friend Max on the quad,
I start after him, when I nitice something horrible in my peripheral vision; a zombie.
And it' s going fer Max.
Max has M idea he' s ****** . I fire a few shots ever the zomebie' s head and re-
assess my aim; the wind' s playing merry hell with the bolts' flight. The is
after me new, though, and is apparently hungry. I fire anither shot and cause the
ghoul to duck behind a tree. Finally finding my aim, I plant two shots in the herrer’ s
legs and ene in its chest. My first real kill.
I catch up with Max later. He tells me he' s got gun. Halfheartedly, I hand ever the
Maverick. He' s going need it mere than me. Max and I head fer the library, then
Max gees eff to his class.
I wait bere you with the details of the next hour and a half; I printed a paper. I
went to class. I left. Then **** got real again. A Resistance cell is taking part in an
escort mission; a Resistance leader needs to get the top of the hill. It' s en the
way, I join in. We sight a zombie, but the reverse is not true; it has its back to
After reaching the objective and bidding the Resistance good day, I make a hasty
beeline fer the car and get in. Day 1 is ever. I survived.
cm a side note, Becks is alive. He still ewes me ten bucks, that may change,
but at least he' s net a zombie.
  • Recommend tagsx
Views: 9784
Favorited: 20
Submitted: 03/01/2010
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to mememan submit to reddit


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #10 - doctorhax (03/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
man, ur just epic in undescribable proportions, plz post pics
#11 to #10 - SpitefulCrow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #20 - BadTouchDude ONLINE (03/02/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Did anyone else see the epic fail of the begining saying day 2 but the end saying the end of day 1
User avatar #27 to #25 - mememan (03/02/2010) [-]
User avatar #13 - MaxwellBrooks (03/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What kind of zombies are these? Traditional ones can only be killed with headshots so I'm curious.
User avatar #24 to #13 - mememan (03/02/2010) [-]
The kind you can fend off with foam dart guns and NERF swords.
User avatar #3 - RipperMan ONLINE (03/01/2010) [-]
get the nerf gatling gun!
User avatar #34 - tavoxman ONLINE (03/03/2010) [-]
oh man! wish i was in something as awesome as this ):
#29 - fefe (03/02/2010) [-]
damn son this is sick. you kept me reading the whole time. when this is done you should put it all into a book and produce it. i would buy this for sure
#26 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (03/02/2010) [-]
You need one of those Nerf sniper rifles.
User avatar #21 - sethsixsixtysix (03/02/2010) [-]
you should get yourself a (nerf)sword/axe that might help a bit when they get close
#19 - fefe (03/02/2010) [-]
OMFG I was so confused for a second, but then realized that its the URI zombie thing!
#18 - thecakeisntalie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#17 - Fireflys (03/02/2010) [-]
kill another for me because i cant go there
User avatar #15 - DaCrazyOne (03/02/2010) [-]
DaNewGuy has joined the game
User avatar #14 - GeneralBlastoise (03/02/2010) [-]
Blastoise wishes thou luck my friend. Kill some zombies for me ;)
#8 - fefe (03/02/2010) [-]
God these are awesome!
#7 - fefe (03/02/2010) [-]
Perhaps in the next one add some pics of how you guys are dressed and stuff to get an image of it all ;)...and maybe what the rules are as to killing them zombies...cuz in real life I'd personally rather use a sword as well as a gun and go for the heads only....
#6 - fefe (03/02/2010) [-]
i expected an escape to belair
User avatar #5 - brentbrw (03/01/2010) [-]
this is really good man, after all this, you should put it all together and like keep it. or encourage friends to do the same.
User avatar #4 - scarfaceguy (03/01/2010) [-]
im expecting a chilling conclusion at the end of this in steven king-esque style
User avatar #2 - FartFetish (03/01/2010) [-]
I look forward to reading these. Good Luck, and god speed son, god speed.
User avatar #1 - RoronoaZoro (03/01/2010) [-]
Pretty epic man, keep it up I love it.
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)