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Top 100 one-liners (81-100)

f always take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon,
and a shot of tequila.
There' s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down
so they can' t get away.
f used to be indecisive. Now I' m not sure.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire
Department usually uses water.
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship
together and there was only one life jacket... I' d miss you heaps
and think of you often.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever
you hit the target.
If at first you don' t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Hallmark Card: “I' m so miserable without you, it' s almost like
you' re still here."
virginity is like a guambubble, one prick and it is gone.
A bargain is something you don' t need at a price you can' t
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Brthers
have no imagination whatsoever.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a
Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse“ has never
stepped on one.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some
people have more than one child.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Nostalgia isn' t what it used to be.
If winning isn' t everything why do they keep score?
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it
as when you are in it.
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