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99 problems but a snitch aint one

"You're white."
"No, I'm Black."
"LOL stop jking."
"I'm Sirius."

Yes. its rather . will that III}!!! to no
Phi ' Tip., ') NIB HINDI out DB
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Submitted: 07/21/2011
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#82 - nappa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (16 replies)
#279 - thatguyniall (07/22/2011) [+] (12 replies)
"The thing is about quotes on the internet is that you can never tell whether they're actually true or not."

-Abraham Lincoln
#451 - killermuffin (07/22/2011) [+] (4 replies)
<------It's got J.K. Rolwing's name after it, SO IT MUST BE TRUE!!!
#136 - maximusj (07/22/2011) [+] (7 replies)
nice trolling, but it isn't true.
the snake Harry sets free is a Boa Constrictor, a non-venomous snake.
Nagini is a Viper, whose venom nearly kills arthur weasley and also services to keep Voldemort alive during book 4.
#672 - Vantox (07/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Exceeeeeeeeeeeept, the first snake was a constrictor.
Nagini's a viper.
#320 - Crossraod (07/22/2011) [+] (6 replies)
#649 - indyjonesrocks (07/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Doesn't matter, Neville killed it anyway
Doesn't matter, Neville killed it anyway
User avatar #26 - orangeooninja (07/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
If you actually paid attention in the book it said the snake was bred in captivity. So, yea.... good fail
User avatar #64 - EpicMuffin (07/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
If you google the quote it only comes up on things like tumblr, Jk rowling never said this. Although I must admit that would be cool.
Also people have to realise just because you put a name at the end of a quote doesn't mean they actually said it.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity"
- Abraham Lincoln
#559 - EpicFacePalm (07/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Nagini is a female snake, while the snake set free by harry in the first movie was male!
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#11 - nathancumber **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#570 - moonshoes (07/22/2011) [+] (11 replies)
Harry set that snake free at the age of 10.   
Didn't Dumbles say he was in a rush to make a final horcrux, thus using nagini, before he murdered Harry's parents? This doesn't make sense.
Harry set that snake free at the age of 10.
Didn't Dumbles say he was in a rush to make a final horcrux, thus using nagini, before he murdered Harry's parents? This doesn't make sense.
#461 - MasterRoller (07/22/2011) [+] (10 replies)
No, Nagini was not the snake Harry let loose from the zoo. That was a boa constrictor and Nagini was a green viper.

Nagini was made a horcrux in 1994 (In between POA and The Goblet of Fire.) The boa constrictor would have been sunbathing in Brazil for 3 years by that time, amigo.

Nagini was made after the death of Bertha Jorkins. As a reminder, these are the horcrux deaths...from JK


The diary - Moaning Myrtle
The cup - Hepzibah Smith
The locket - a Muggle tramp
Nagini - Bertha Jorkins
The diadem - an Albanian peasant
The ring - Tom Riddle Sr.


Of course, Harry was accidental.
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User avatar #302 - Trrave (07/22/2011) [-]
I call ******** . As someone who reads the books every time I have read everything in the house and have no money to buy new books, I can say with a high degree of certainty that the snake Harry frees is a male snake that was bred in captivity at the zoo, and Nagini was a really really big female snake.
#293 - donalddarko (07/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
1. Take still image from a popular movie.  
2. Sloppily edit fake quote onto it.  
3. ????  
4. Profit!
1. Take still image from a popular movie.
2. Sloppily edit fake quote onto it.
3. ????
4. Profit!
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#612 - ghostmonkey (07/22/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Just looked it up quick and it's not true. The snake that Harry set free in the SORCERER'S STONE was a male, while Nagini is a female. Nerds win again.
Just looked it up quick and it's not true. The snake that Harry set free in the SORCERER'S STONE was a male, while Nagini is a female. Nerds win again.
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