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#38
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Shmuck (07/21/2011) [+]
(17 replies)
I had a dream last night. It was the kind that seems real right up to the point where you wake up.
Some things were strange about it… certain things were really strange about it, but it never occurred to me that it might not actually be happening. I’m still not prepared to say that it didn’t happen. I’m not spiritual and I don’t really understand stuff like that. I just feel like I’ve been somewhere and now I’m back, and I know something really happened when I woke up… and I think while I was asleep too.
I went to bed last night with a strange feeling. We all remember times when we felt like we were being watched, but this was more than that. I felt like there was someone there with me, but still I couldn’t keep from falling asleep.
I don’t exactly remember the beginning of the dream. The first thing I remember was starting at my house and walking. I was just walking down the road. All of my neighbors’ houses were gone. I was just on a long, empty road and there was no one around but me. I don’t remember what I had been doing at my house before, but I may have been there a while before I started walking. I just recall feeling a strong urge to walk.
I felt okay walking down that road. It was cold and dark and I felt a little lost, but I wasn’t afraid–not like I had been in my room.
I don’t know how long I was on that road. It felt like a long time. I mean like days long, but I never felt tired and I just wanted to keep walking.
The road changed after a while. It had been straight and nondescript the whole time, but eventually I reached a bend and then a fork in the road. When I reached the fork, I wasn’t alone anymore. A familiar voice called out to me from the side of the road.
“It’s good to see you,” the voice whispered. “I’m just sorry to see you here.”
Some things were strange about it… certain things were really strange about it, but it never occurred to me that it might not actually be happening. I’m still not prepared to say that it didn’t happen. I’m not spiritual and I don’t really understand stuff like that. I just feel like I’ve been somewhere and now I’m back, and I know something really happened when I woke up… and I think while I was asleep too.
I went to bed last night with a strange feeling. We all remember times when we felt like we were being watched, but this was more than that. I felt like there was someone there with me, but still I couldn’t keep from falling asleep.
I don’t exactly remember the beginning of the dream. The first thing I remember was starting at my house and walking. I was just walking down the road. All of my neighbors’ houses were gone. I was just on a long, empty road and there was no one around but me. I don’t remember what I had been doing at my house before, but I may have been there a while before I started walking. I just recall feeling a strong urge to walk.
I felt okay walking down that road. It was cold and dark and I felt a little lost, but I wasn’t afraid–not like I had been in my room.
I don’t know how long I was on that road. It felt like a long time. I mean like days long, but I never felt tired and I just wanted to keep walking.
The road changed after a while. It had been straight and nondescript the whole time, but eventually I reached a bend and then a fork in the road. When I reached the fork, I wasn’t alone anymore. A familiar voice called out to me from the side of the road.
“It’s good to see you,” the voice whispered. “I’m just sorry to see you here.”
#119
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rushnroulette **User deleted account** (07/22/2011) [+]
(2 replies)
no doors on closet, gives me more space in my room, bed has drawers under it for games, clothes & school stuff, bathroom is in my room, have natural tree cover over my windows, no need for curtains, during spring summer and fall, dog can kill a man or monster (FUCK YEAH GERMAN SHEPARD :D) one of my dogs sleep in my room every night (raised him, slept next to him after he had surgery on one of his legs), clap on lamp in my room, turn door knob to unlock, and to top that all off, i have a pair of nunchucks, a wooden sword and a staff in one corner of my room due to years of martial arts
#144
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sherlockbatman (07/22/2011) [+]
(4 replies)
Last night, at around 3am, I heard a tapping noise. It was really dark and the noise sounded like it was coming from the floor at the foot of my bed. It was like someone was laying there on the floor, tapping their nails on the hardwood. I turned on the light and it stopped. As soon as I turn off the light, it starts again. I turn on the light, noise stops; turn off the light, noise starts again. I was a little creeped out, but more annoyed because it was really quiet and that noise sounded pretty loud. I couldn't ignore it and I was trying to sleep. I kept getting more pissed off until, finally, I yelled out, "SHUT THE HELL UP!" The noise immediately stopped and stayed quiet the rest of the night.
The boogeyman is real and he's a total puss
The boogeyman is real and he's a total puss