Dumb Blonde Joke. Just a dumb blonde joke I heard, mde me laugh I hope it does for you too ;). A blonde was feeling really down an her luck one day so decided t
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Dumb Blonde Joke

Just a dumb blonde joke I heard, mde me laugh I hope it does for you too ;)

A blonde was feeling really down an her luck one day so
decided to kidnap a child to make some cash.
The blonde went the the nearest playback and grabbed a
child.
The blonde preceeded to write a note saying
If you ever want to see yaw son again, leave , 000 in
a brown paper bag under the big tree tit the north side of
the playback.
A trynda, "
The blonde preceeded to pin the note to the child and
send him home.
The next day the blonde went back to the park and under
the big tree at the north side of the park was the brawn
paper' bag, she opened the bag and it contained the
000 she had requested, and it was accompanied with
a note which read
Haw could you do this to a fellow Blondell
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Submitted: 03/01/2010
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#1 - Sharpshooter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
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#14 - Lookitskeith **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#11 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/02/2010) [-]
all i can say is DERP
User avatar #9 - ACreamySurprise (03/02/2010) [-]
*foreign guy from family guy*
ohoho, its funny, because the first blonde send the kid home even though it is ransom, and the second blonde pay the money even though they have the kid back!
#18 - Luchi (03/02/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Curious...how did she know the kidnapper was..blonde? Or is everybody blonde according to the ''victim''? It boggles me mind!
User avatar #25 to #18 - SkullFkr (03/02/2010) [-]
i gave you a thumbs up out of pity
User avatar #3 - Thugnificient (03/02/2010) [-]
**Thugnificient rolls 180,040,847** lulz
User avatar #29 - TarnRazor (03/02/2010) [-]
I lol'd so hard!!!
User avatar #8 - THETurdFerguson (03/02/2010) [-]
**THETurdFerguson rolls 619,186,671** this made me want to kill something....
User avatar #6 - ubermann (03/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
what do you call a person who dyes their hair blond

a cheep excuse for a full frontal lobotomy

User avatar #30 - WETDRYER (03/02/2010) [-]
EHHH it was ok
#28 - Womens Study Major (03/02/2010) [-]
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R eplace asterisks(*) with Periods(.)
User avatar #22 - KingEpic (03/02/2010) [-]
its funny cause she fat.
User avatar #16 - IYIagicIYIan (03/02/2010) [-]
**IYIagicIYIan rolls 0,934,066**
User avatar #13 - Mike Dark Crystal (03/02/2010) [-]
**Mike Dark Crystal rolls 525,790,619**
ha dumb bitch
User avatar #12 - CuteMudkipz (03/02/2010) [-]
half the people on funnyjunk must be blonde then.
User avatar #5 - Wonvaldez (03/02/2010) [-]
**Wonvaldez rolls 105,155,194**
#2 - Womens Study Major (03/02/2010) [-]
lol frikin blondes
User avatar #4 - catalyzed (03/02/2010) [-]
**catalyzed rolls 972,711,980** It's Over 9000!!!
User avatar #10 - godisfake (03/02/2010) [-]
**godisfake rolls 056,513,877**
meh
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