No Sex tonight. Lol. tsk, Sex Tonights I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so muah. And I never have figured out the whole Ven
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No Sex tonight

Lol

tsk, Sex Tonights
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
muah. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars wing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOP EXAMPLE: Erie evening last week, my girlfriend and I were into
bed.
Well, the passion to heat up, and she eventually says "I don' t feel
like it, I just wana' you to hold me."
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the plan" dreads to hear...
You' re ,lust not in 1' ooah with my demotional needs as a woman enough for me
to your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can? you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"
Realizing that nowing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to fake the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a Mae lanah and then went shopping " a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She shouldn" t decide whoah one to
fake so I told her we' d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
her new ollies, so I said lets get a pair for eaat outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she peaked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... she was so ' ed. She must have ' I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was 'testing me because
she asked for a tennis battlenet when she doesn' t even know how to play
tennis. I think I wree her for a loop when I said, "Thtat' s fine, honey."
She was nearing sexual from all of the .
Smiling with ' ed ' she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let' s go to the cashier."
I eould hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don' t feel
like it."
Her faae ,lust went eample' tely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just wana' you to HOLD this stuff for a while. Youve
just not in touer with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why aan' 1' you just love me for who I am and
not for the wings I buy you?"
Apparently I' m not having sex 1' ' either.
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User avatar #3 - wntrmoonpro (07/21/2011) [-]
EPIC ******* WIN!!! You get a thumb, a sub, and a favorite.
#6 - drunkreapermatt (07/21/2011) [-]
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#5 - anonymous (07/21/2011) [-]
i love you man!
User avatar #4 - vebbe (07/21/2011) [-]
One word: Grand.
User avatar #2 - hilariouskittykat (07/21/2011) [-]
o...m...g... dude you are awesome
#1 - anonymous (07/21/2011) [-]
forever alone!!!!!
#10 - anonymous (09/17/2011) [-]
hii
#7 - anonymous (07/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
THIS


is a repost.
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