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True Story. the only untrue part is me burning the blanket. instead i threw it away. One day, bored at home.. on My Gawen Glorios Seconds Later Log onto favorit

the only untrue part is me burning the blanket.
instead i threw it away

One day, bored at home..
on My Gawen
Glorios Seconds Later
Log onto favorite porn site
and start doing the deed.
Fri?
That was
great!
Now just
time to
clean up.
mom
appears
mien ,
down the .
hallway.
As my only
defense, I
had to pull
my nearby
blanket
over my
mess"
stoney. How are
are you C)
doing? mm ct
Oh well Oh cool....
thanks for yeah (3
asking. really?...
random CD 'tset)
la sit down on
mybad
my honey, you want
some tater tots
on owe me a blanket
...
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Submitted: 07/21/2011
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#1 - bobJML (07/21/2011) [+] (13 replies)
Don't masturbate while your parents are home. It'll save you a lot of trouble.
#2 - amil (07/21/2011) [-]
#19 - superswizz (07/21/2011) [+] (9 replies)
wait wait wait wait.....it took an hour to make tater tots......i call ********
#23 to #19 - thescatteredsun (07/21/2011) [-]
Some people don't have them fancy shmancy oven thangys
#39 - FreestyleFlow (07/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**FreestyleFlow rolls 88**
+49
#28 - mfchimichanga **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#13 - AsianSeaFood (07/21/2011) [+] (9 replies)
TATER TOTS
TATER TOTS
#5 - shnazay (07/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Thom yorke in the fourth panel made me lol
#105 - Acity (07/21/2011) [-]
Its called a door lock
#113 - chewythewolftwo (07/21/2011) [+] (6 replies)
That's why you commando sneak your laptop in to the bathroom and "take a shower." Mess gone!
That's why you commando sneak your laptop in to the bathroom and "take a shower." Mess gone!
#32 - megustayoursoul (07/21/2011) [-]
<--that weird face.. i thought it was the porn you were watching!
#7 - anonymous (07/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
you couldn't have washed it?
User avatar #12 to #7 - FelipeRuiz (07/21/2011) [-]
No... No, that's too easy.
#123 - invadersoup (07/21/2011) [-]
I might need this later.
#42 - UKDan (07/21/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#4 - soaringnutsack (07/21/2011) [-]
i see front page in your future
#98 - Nignigs (07/21/2011) [-]
Such a waste a perfectly good blanket!
#138 - thatniggerguy (07/22/2011) [+] (107 replies)
User avatar #242 to #138 - goubulblok (07/22/2011) [-]
**goubulblok rolls 555**
#67 - herbertwalker (07/21/2011) [+] (9 replies)
I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, [url deleted]
User avatar #252 - oldirtybtard (07/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
They need to invent something that will let you fap without hands.
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#82 - kikoman (07/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
all these fapping stories r all the same!
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